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Shit no one says!

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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9

hey ns, starting this thread cuz i wanna hear the funniest ones you can think are.

i'll start.

Neat!

Back seat, called it!

I hope the hot water ran out.

your turn!

Apr 27 2012 1:23PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3086 - Karma: 15,114

i'm really not looking forward to candide's new movie.

Apr 28 2012 2:47AM
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Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
I love non-alcoholic beer!
Apr 28 2012 2:53AM
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Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40
wow, oprah is really good at holding her drinking

sig tveits outerwear is so tight

max hill should wear baggy clothing

who got the new nicholas sparks book?

you have a really attractive dog

did anyone get the new smashmouth album?

who's going to the nickelback concert this weekend?

day time tv is so much better than weekend tv

sometimes i wish that school added an extra hour to their day

(when given a beer) no thanks

man, i shit like a gallon of blood last night

guys, i think i might be gay

so wheres the glory hole in this bitch?

you know when someones drunk or stoned, you totally can't tell

who the fuck is jesus?

what do you mean pay?

dude i had like 4 mikes hard lemonades and passed the fuck out, that was one crazy night
Apr 28 2012 7:50AM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
President Barrack Obama will be reelected.
Apr 28 2012 7:57AM
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Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40
alot of people say that
Apr 28 2012 8:24AM
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walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
Tom wallisch cannot afterbang
Apr 28 2012 9:30AM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Oh man, I have so many dingleberries
Apr 28 2012 10:15AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/691277/page/1/
Apr 28 2012 10:17AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
This wolf shirt is NEVER gonna get me laid!

I'm going to get off NS and do my homework!
Apr 28 2012 10:42AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
"This Edge Armour was a great idea."
Apr 28 2012 10:44AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
The midwest has such great snow

I wish there was less powder today

i know where mitt romney stands on a topic
Apr 28 2012 10:44AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Man, I really do love Honda Civics with loud exhausts!

I totally understand why someone would be a vegetarian!

Holy cow, Nicholas Spark's movies vary so much!!

Watching someone play the bass guitar really gets me moist!

I prefer needle-point to photographs!
Apr 28 2012 11:06AM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
that fanny pack is so bad ass!
Apr 28 2012 11:47AM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
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Apr 28 2012 1:20PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
Lold
Apr 28 2012 1:21PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
Fucking mobile, meant to say lol'd at the mitt romney one
Apr 28 2012 1:23PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5908 - Karma: 3,709
how was your day, honey? let's cuttle and talk about it
Apr 28 2012 1:34PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
Whats hard to understand about smoking da mos richeous herb and praising jah?
Apr 28 2012 1:59PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
He probably will actually.


But anything could still happen.
Apr 28 2012 2:32PM
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deet
Posts: 246 - Karma: 665
I hate it when someone stops to talk in the
Apr 28 2012 2:45PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
So you can understand the whole thing fine.
Apr 28 2012 2:50PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Look px12 are fucking amazing!
Apr 28 2012 2:55PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
My FKS's prereleased.
Apr 28 2012 2:57PM
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
Or "Honey, you complete me"
Apr 28 2012 2:58PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
my armada ARG's are too skinny
Apr 28 2012 3:23PM
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corona
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 32,916
Eric Pollard would say that.
Apr 28 2012 4:35PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
i love you, but i wish you were fatter and weren't so horny.
Apr 28 2012 6:04PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
I gotta get home to watch the late rounds of the NFL draft!
Apr 28 2012 6:50PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
aw darn it, a package came in the mail!
Apr 28 2012 7:22PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
My dick is waaaaaaay too big.
Apr 28 2012 7:30PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
You have a very limited view of politics.
Apr 28 2012 7:46PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I bought Supreme to keep
Apr 28 2012 9:15PM
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EastCoast.
Posts: 1888 - Karma: 406
are you like sponsoredd....Oh wait...
Apr 28 2012 10:39PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
-I love watching vagisill commercials with my parents!
-Zelda sucks.
-The skiing in Ohio is awesome!
-ktd619 is really good at skiing.
-I hated Forrest Gump
-Tanner Hall is straight edge.
-Lil Wayne is an artist.
-Facebook is great!
-The guy from dirty jobs in the ford commercials makes me want to buy their cars!
-Zooey Deschanel is ugly.
Apr 29 2012 12:21AM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
SOME FUCKER WAS TRYING TO TELL ME THIS THE OTHER DAY, I WAS LIKE YOU'RE RETARDED BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
Apr 29 2012 12:26AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Fuck me softer!
Please stop sucking my dick
Mac Dre is a shitty rapper
The thizzle dance is gay
heroine is so cool!
I love being a virgin! (Shit a guy doesn't say)
I wish Osama Bin Laden was still alive!
9/11 was so cool!
The TSA is so appropriate and good at their job!



Oh and to whoever said "This is too much powder" or something along those lines, I was on the chair with someone who was talking about how they don't like powder..
Apr 29 2012 12:38AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
only succesful people say this
Apr 29 2012 1:04AM
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ktd619
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Apr 29 2012 1:18AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
"Given the choice, I wouldn't choose Taylor Gang"
Apr 29 2012 11:50AM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,280
Yay an erectile disfunction!
Apr 29 2012 6:35PM
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Tittsviller
Posts: 121 - Karma: 23
hahahahhahhaaaa
Apr 29 2012 7:48PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Thanks for taking this off Twitter.
Apr 29 2012 8:07PM
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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
sean pettit is a pussy on cliffs
Apr 29 2012 11:11PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Wow those first drop guys are mature!
Apr 29 2012 11:18PM
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Rosso_Corsa
Posts: 164 - Karma: 20
"I should've majored in LGBT studies."

"My Volvo won't start."

"Captain Crunch never cut my mouth."


Apr 29 2012 11:29PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I hate skiing powder.
Apr 29 2012 11:40PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
She wasnt on birth control, so I just came inside her.
Apr 29 2012 11:42PM
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Dmarc
Posts: 1035 - Karma: 83
"when does the first drop line drop"

"my salomon skis lasted me 2 seasons"

"dont go to a bootfitter just ask what fulltilts to get in Gear Talk"

" I had too much jiberish so i just threw away my 09/10 stuff and kept my newer things"

"WTB j-flight"


Apr 29 2012 11:42PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
I am a huge fan of AIDS
Apr 29 2012 11:45PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
In keeping with the medical theme..

Congratulations, you have cancer!
Apr 30 2012 12:07AM
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