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Shit no one says!

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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9

hey ns, starting this thread cuz i wanna hear the funniest ones you can think are.

i'll start.

Neat!

Back seat, called it!

I hope the hot water ran out.

your turn!

Apr 27 2012 1:23PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 158
the kia rondo is a good car.
Apr 27 2012 8:05PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
Those crocks are fresh
Apr 27 2012 8:10PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
scissors are potatoes
Apr 27 2012 8:16PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
LCP for lyfe
Apr 27 2012 8:27PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65

Best ^

Apr 27 2012 8:27PM
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hotcarl187
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
where are all the fat bitches at this party
Apr 27 2012 8:32PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Magnets are simple and I know exactly how they work.
Apr 27 2012 8:34PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
i hate getting my dick sucked
Apr 27 2012 8:36PM
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hotcarl187
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
i really do tho, i rather stick my dick in a blender
Apr 27 2012 8:37PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
Waka Flocka Flame is intelligent.
Apr 27 2012 8:42PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Lil Wayne is such a great rapper.
Apr 27 2012 8:44PM
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RobZombie
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
Calculus has helped me so much in the real world
Apr 27 2012 9:10PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Wow, my mom is really sexy
Apr 27 2012 9:15PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
would you rather fuck your mom or suck your dads dick
Apr 27 2012 9:18PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
except i have heard you say this, irl


it's a safety question.
Apr 27 2012 9:23PM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
to make so much money, with such little effort... I'd say you're wrong.
Apr 27 2012 9:23PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
get fucked by a guy or a guy gorilla?

fuck a girl with aids w/o a condom, or stick your dick in a garbage disposal?

drink a glass of someones piss, or sewer rats milk?

beat off a dog, or not beat off or a whole year?

fuck your mom, or never fuck or beat off again?

eat a turd or stab a needle in your pee hole?
Apr 27 2012 9:27PM
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jameskiy
Posts: 396 - Karma: 3
haha
Apr 27 2012 10:43PM
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Julian.F
Posts: 2738 - Karma: 1,281
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Apr 27 2012 10:54PM
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reece23
Posts: 116 - Karma: 11
This
Apr 27 2012 11:00PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
He's a hump boy!
Apr 27 2012 11:02PM
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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
you have increasingly been becoming one of my favorite members, partly because of your child hood pimp VW...

im gonna go snowboarding
Apr 27 2012 11:04PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
WOW these Salomon Supects are so durable !
Apr 27 2012 11:15PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I've actually seen a lot of people say that. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!!
Apr 27 2012 11:17PM
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walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
I would totally have sex with Jane solid 7
Apr 27 2012 11:18PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yessss, i get to start my morning an hour early so i can shovel the driveway when it's -40 out!
Apr 27 2012 11:26PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
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http://shitnoonehaseversaid.tumblr.com/
Apr 27 2012 11:31PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
man, I fucking love Bing.

I feel like fucking with Wu-tang

Tom Warnick's superunknown edit was so steezy!

my first drop tattoo couldn't look any less like a penis!


Apr 27 2012 11:32PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
my ankles are fine
Apr 27 2012 11:33PM
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sleazy
Posts: 374 - Karma: 281
want my last piece of gum?

Hit me up on myspace

"Why'd you skip the You Tube commercial ? I was watching that...
Apr 27 2012 11:40PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Your small penis is so satisfying!

Want to try anal?

I wish my boyfriend had less money!
Apr 27 2012 11:41PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I feel bad for you son
Apr 27 2012 11:42PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
"Hey, I really like you as a friend, but I think it's time we should take this relationship to the next level"

Said no girl, ever
Apr 27 2012 11:47PM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
"Cool minivan!"
Apr 27 2012 11:47PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
YMR is the most elegant, well-mannered group of responsible citizens that this country's seen.
Apr 27 2012 11:49PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I say neat... :(

Also, I've never heard anyone say they didn't want me to insert the second fist. Or if they did I didn't listen.
Apr 28 2012 12:04AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
oprah has a nice ass
Apr 28 2012 12:07AM
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smallmtskier
Posts: 254 - Karma: 41
line reactors are very reliable
Apr 28 2012 12:11AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
These FullTilts are giving me really bad shin bang.
Apr 28 2012 12:16AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
last week at windells a kid said it
Apr 28 2012 12:18AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Did you tell him to shut his dirty whorish mouth?
Apr 28 2012 12:19AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
no i don't like FT's that much, they fit weird. i'm a dalbello guy.
Apr 28 2012 12:23AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I've actually never worn Full Tilts but I never miss an opportunity to tell someone to shut their dirty whorish mouth
Apr 28 2012 12:26AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
true dat...

on the shit no one says note.

i orgasimed all over her face
Apr 28 2012 12:27AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I dropped my Nokia 3310 and it broke
Apr 28 2012 12:30AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
it's been said to me
Apr 28 2012 1:03AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
i wish my prostate exam lasted longer


Apr 28 2012 1:11AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
I say neat.
Apr 28 2012 1:23AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I fucking love you sir.

Not just for this post but for every post I have seen the last day or two.
Apr 28 2012 1:30AM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
YES
Apr 28 2012 1:46AM
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