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Shit no one says!

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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9

hey ns, starting this thread cuz i wanna hear the funniest ones you can think are.

i'll start.

Neat!

Back seat, called it!

I hope the hot water ran out.

your turn!

Apr 27 2012 1:23PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,347
Im not gonna shit right for a week
Apr 27 2012 1:24PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
this thread is not dildos
Apr 27 2012 1:25PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
I killed your family with a butter knife.
Apr 27 2012 1:25PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
my group of friends always call backseat.
Apr 27 2012 1:26PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
AIDS - who wants some!
Apr 27 2012 1:26PM
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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9
haha really?
Apr 27 2012 1:30PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
ive called the back seat many times 3 person road trip in the back you can really get your spread on n sleep in shotgun you got responsibilites like not sleeping and pumping gas but shairng the back is much worse than shotgun unless its a sick suv with flip down tv's
Apr 27 2012 1:30PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
Hell yeah so much more room for activities.
Apr 27 2012 1:33PM
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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9

haha activities. The back is better than the front

Apr 27 2012 1:35PM
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corona
Posts: 12809 - Karma: 32,881
Neato gang!

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Apr 27 2012 1:48PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
"cool thread op!"
Apr 27 2012 1:51PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
"This thread is original!!"


Apr 27 2012 2:31PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Vaginal
Apr 27 2012 2:36PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Wooo! September 10th you know what tomorrow is! Party at my house!
Apr 27 2012 2:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
Per usual. No clue why no one says it, shits pure liquid gold
Apr 27 2012 2:48PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
moist
Apr 27 2012 2:49PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i say those hahahaha

i love your crocs
Apr 27 2012 2:50PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
do not pee in her butt
Apr 27 2012 2:55PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
M is ok but do you have the hoodie in S
Apr 27 2012 3:47PM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,198
i say neat all the time
Apr 27 2012 4:13PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
"I just played jib life."
Apr 27 2012 4:17PM
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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9
hahaha Anchorman 2 is going to be soo funny

Apr 27 2012 4:25PM
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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9
i know its not original, its still funny though...
Apr 27 2012 4:26PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
I LOVE COPS
Apr 27 2012 4:47PM
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*SNO*
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 925
Don't fuck the police
Apr 27 2012 5:16PM
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JibbingWalrus
Posts: 129 - Karma: 7
hahahahahaha

Apr 27 2012 5:22PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
#YODO
Apr 27 2012 5:47PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
im heading to the ski shop to pick up some ninthwards
Apr 27 2012 5:52PM
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corona
Posts: 12809 - Karma: 32,881
my salomon bindings didn't break
Apr 27 2012 5:58PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
"E-DOLLO's clothes are too small"
Apr 27 2012 6:00PM
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*SNO*
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"The high standards and material of FD make me want to buy their product over evry other company"
"David lesh is a thug"
Apr 27 2012 6:02PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
"I love this sweatshirt! You should get the same one and we should ski in them!"
"It's okay if you don't pay me back"
*When the waitress brings you drinks* "Just an FYI, I'm not tipping you."
"That trick was stupendously stylish and easy-looking at the same time!"
Apr 27 2012 6:26PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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"My dick's 3 inches. FUCK YES!"
Apr 27 2012 6:32PM
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Lucas
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Theres a twitter account l for this
Apr 27 2012 6:36PM
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colin13
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i lost
Apr 27 2012 6:39PM
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I_got_banned
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Nickelback is an incredibly talented music group.
Apr 27 2012 6:57PM
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Bill.Nye
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OP is a heterosexual.
Apr 27 2012 7:00PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
BACK SEAT IN THE MIDDLE WITH MY FEET ON THE HUMP
Apr 27 2012 7:01PM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
i wish i had a shorter ski jacket
Apr 27 2012 7:02PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
If only this thread was titled "Shit nobody but David Lesh himself says!"
Apr 27 2012 7:03PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
did you see the video of dumont undershooting that jump? or tanner overshooting chads?
Apr 27 2012 7:07PM
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Chupacabraj
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you got this. from tosh.0
Apr 27 2012 7:08PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Yeah, his ankles are fine.
Apr 27 2012 7:10PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
how do you get to the bottom of alta from chad's gap?
Apr 27 2012 7:37PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
You just take off your robe and wizard's hat.
Apr 27 2012 7:40PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
I want a prius
Apr 27 2012 7:42PM
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Anathema
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i think im just going to fap for a while and not ejaculate
Apr 27 2012 7:43PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Hey can i borrow your nickleback CD?

Apr 27 2012 7:44PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
can't wait for jon mcmurray's next album!
Apr 27 2012 7:47PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Funny story about that..
I have a friend who uses "moist" instead of like boss or cool. It's really awkward..
Apr 27 2012 7:56PM
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