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Mutilated??? Dude, my cock is the epitome of perfection, it's like a fuckin shrine to cocks everywhere. When I pull it out to piss, the couds part and golden light is cast throughout the bathroom whilst a chior of angels can be heard singing its praises. I would post a pic but then I'd be crowned NS emperor and I'd have to deal with all the fan mail, sexual advances and internet stalkers and that's like bronchitis- Ain'tnobodygottimefuddat!
If you like your dick the way it is, good for you. Don't spread bullshit about botched cock chops and mutilated dicks trying to make yourself fell better that nobody loved you enough to make your penis look nice though. Shits' obnoxious. So what my parents sucumbed to chopaganda? I'm stoked on my dick. Fuck off.
You're stoked on my dick too? See?! I tried to warn you about the power of the Immaculate Erection- and you've yet to behold it's faultless proportions, it's perfect length and girth, it's silky smoothness, it's sublime head and it's unbreakable bonerifficness. I mean, one gaze at this magical meatwand and you'd be cutting your foreskin off with the closest teaspoon. Don't worry though, I'll do you a favor and pee in stalls only if I ever visit finland or wherever it is you live. I'd hate to piss your sandcastle into the ocean like that.