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White news woman freaks out and makes ridiculous report - "attacked by black guy"

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PacificRimJob
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Alright, let me break this down for you guys. A news lady is presenting a story for the news, in Myrtle Beach, SC (a resort town) when a black dude who's probably drunk, or getting dared by his friends goes up, grabs the Microphone and yells "I am that nigga! Ayyyyeeeyaaay!"

Fucking hilarious how serious the tone of this entire report. Goes to show you that fuck all happens in Myrtle Beach, SC. The event was one of about a bazillion there has been on the news... There's been folks go streaking behind a reporter and people holding signs, wearing ridiculous shit. Acting like fools. This is just another one of those, and this lady makes it seem like she's a victim of a fucking terrorist bombing or gang battle crossfire. I love how she calls it an "Attack" repeatedly and even goes to see a fucking Victim Service Coordinator.

The fact that she filed charges on the guy and he could potentially go to prison is just a fucking joke in itself.




Apr 26 2012 5:05PM
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maximiliaan
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will smith.... just saying
Apr 26 2012 5:07PM
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Mike-O
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Am I being trolled?

Crime charges, for that? What the actual fuck?
Apr 26 2012 5:07PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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what the hell, "pushed" is even a boost, he like drunkenly walked in front of her, and her being scared jumped out of the way, white people these day, ma people have to learn
Apr 26 2012 5:09PM
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Bill.Nye
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Apr 26 2012 5:09PM
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Spinoza
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is this a joke?   this is a joke right?     I REALLY hope a comedy TV show picks this up and rips on her because that is so weak its almost unbelievable
Apr 26 2012 5:09PM
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PacificRimJob
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The fact that this is a 2 minute news story is just fucking silly.

Most other news outlets would have just made a mention of the event, and even apologized for it. This one? They made a big deal about it and incarcerated the dude.
Apr 26 2012 5:11PM
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bangarangmules
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This. I couldn't even watch the whole video. When the cop came on and said something along the lines that they were able to get to the bottom of it because of their dedicated police force I facepalmed.
Apr 26 2012 5:11PM
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Bill.Nye
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That chick is in desperate need of a good hard slap to the face.
Apr 26 2012 5:12PM
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Mike-O
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Shhh... you might end up in jail.
Apr 26 2012 5:12PM
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jeR.
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fuck that reporter i hope the internet catches this and ruins her life. that dude was hilarious. she isnt a victim just a racist.
Apr 26 2012 5:13PM
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jeR.
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fuck that reporter i hope the internet catches this and ruins her life. that dude was hilarious. she isnt a victim just a racist.
Apr 26 2012 5:13PM
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KEVTRON
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#whitepeopleproblems   #WomanLogic   #firstworldproblems   #whitewomen    #blondes    #anal    #pussyfarts   #Iwanttocommitsuicide    #ihatepeople    ##    #fuck#
Apr 26 2012 5:13PM
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Jane6
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I concur.
Apr 26 2012 5:13PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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another thing, this happens daily on Toronto news in the summer, i see this shit all the time. As a news station, i would think they would be professional and just forget about it. i guess there isn't anything going on there.
Apr 26 2012 5:13PM
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PacificRimJob
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Yeah, I love when they gave the news agency credit for getting the picture of the guy.

...uh no shit sherlock hahaha.


...oh and how she was stoked to hear the VSC tell her that homie was out on bond? and SO relieved?

...of what? that he wont steal your white thunder again anytime soon? LULZ.
Apr 26 2012 5:14PM
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Bill.Nye
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Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies!!
Apr 26 2012 5:14PM
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Mike-O
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Don't understimate WMBF News... they can use slow motion!
Apr 26 2012 5:16PM
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shibby
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Hah so ridiculous on so many levels. Crazy how rampant paranoia is in the States, fucked up country.
Apr 26 2012 5:19PM
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Mr.Turtle
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the Myrtle Beach Police Department are known for their dedication, they will get you
Apr 26 2012 5:20PM
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shibby
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ajohnson@wmbfnews.com

Apparently that's her work email. Someone who knows how to should post this and the video to 4chan.
Apr 26 2012 5:21PM
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Spinoza
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it almost seemed as though he thought it was ridiculous too
Apr 26 2012 5:21PM
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PacificRimJob
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I have one from Australia that's just as stupid.

Lady goes to Australian burger king. Finds that someone had drawn a dick on the inside of the box (haha) and instead of laughing it off and simply asking for free burgers for a month, takes it to the newspaper to get attention. Saying she would "never buy a burger from there again"

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Shit. I'd go there all the TIME after this. It would be twitpic city! all my friends would re-post it, and i'd become e-famous and get my own hashtag. #dickburgers
Apr 26 2012 5:23PM
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bangarangmules
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haha really, but he wasn't going to just say it was stupid while she was interviewing him, so awkward. Makes him look like a complete idiot haha.
Apr 26 2012 5:24PM
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Jane6
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ahahahdaahahaahahahahahha holy fuck I cannot stop laughing, that picture of the woman with the penis drawing, I'm getting it as my facebook pp. but seriously, why are people so fucking dumb?
Apr 26 2012 5:29PM
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Mike-O
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Apr 26 2012 5:31PM
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PacificRimJob
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I very nearly choked on my own tongue the first time I saw it.
Apr 26 2012 5:32PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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she didn't even eat it, probably thought she should keep it for evidence or something, dumb hoe.
Apr 26 2012 5:36PM
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Anathema
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that was a violent assault that has likely caused irreparable emotional and physical damage. god be with her and i pray that she can stay strong and pull through the utter devastation that resulted in such a vicious attack.
Apr 26 2012 5:36PM
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cwillygood
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what was a pretty devastating assault right there
Apr 26 2012 5:38PM
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mowglii
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hahahahahahahha dumb white bitches
Apr 26 2012 5:38PM
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PacificRimJob
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You know what's hilarious though? Now that she has her face all over the place, all the burger joints in Australia are going to know about it. If she goes into one, you KNOW she's gonna get another #dickburger again and my GOD it will be fuckshit hilarious.
Apr 26 2012 5:42PM
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qbehr
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bitches b trippin
Apr 26 2012 5:45PM
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PacificRimJob
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HAHAH oh it gets better. Apparently Ashley Taylor went to Bob Jones University where they recently didn't allow interracial dating and recently expelled a student just before graduation for watching the FOX television show Glee. Place even threatened a gay alumni that if he ever visited the campus they'd arrest him LOL.
Apr 26 2012 5:50PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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WTF is wrong with those people? We need some Black Hammer actually assaulting her so she knows what that means...
Apr 26 2012 5:53PM
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gwhitey
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this thread just fills my head with fuck.
Apr 26 2012 5:54PM
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Mike-O
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Where are you getting this stuff from?
Apr 26 2012 5:55PM
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Balto
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i hope that bitch gets seriously attacked, then she can have her own news story
Apr 26 2012 5:56PM
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e.wait
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I pray to god that the judge acquits him. This is just fucking stupid. I am going to get in contact with these asswipes.
Apr 26 2012 5:59PM
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DANETRON
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Wow thats fucking ridiculous...I would laugh and shake it off and get back to my job. Isn't that just part of being live on tv?
Apr 26 2012 6:00PM
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Mr.Turtle
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or we could just all send her a few pics of tammy wamnuts
Apr 26 2012 6:01PM
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PacificRimJob
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I hope that the judge actually saw the news report, and in court, goes "That was the most anti-climactic thing I've ever seen. Go home, Mr. Moore. Stop grabbing Microphones.
Apr 26 2012 6:02PM
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Bill.Nye
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I'm pretty sure it's still illegal for a black man to offend the sensibilities of a white woman in South Carolina.
Apr 26 2012 6:08PM
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Mr.Turtle
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is it illegal to say the negro word on television?
Apr 26 2012 6:09PM
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PacificRimJob
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Another question. Who the FUCK allowed either of these stories to be newsworthy.



Journalism is going down the tube.
Apr 26 2012 6:10PM
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Backyard.Skier
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hahaha she said she was a victim of a crime?? what fucking crime
Apr 26 2012 6:12PM
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-emile-
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probably
Apr 26 2012 6:13PM
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Bill.Nye
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If it is, the network would pay the fine, not the person who says it (in my understanding).
Apr 26 2012 6:13PM
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PJS.
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http://www.wmbfnews.com/story/14272343/ashley-john


get your goggles up.
Apr 26 2012 6:14PM
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PacificRimJob
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Note the "bob jones university" bit.

...that's where I found out she was a 110% Class A hoe fa sho.
Apr 26 2012 6:16PM
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Jane6
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also, Glee is a terrible show. Anyone who watches it deserves to be expelled.
Apr 26 2012 6:16PM
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