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Best beer pong game of your life?

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MidWestFresh
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so last weekend me and my foreign exchange student/brother played a game of pong against two friends and it lasted about 45 seconds.

their turn:  one of them made freshmen cup.

our turn:  Foreigner calls longshot and sinks it, i make a normal shot... balls back... foreigner calls another longshot and sinks it.  my shot bounces off of a cup, hits opponents arm and goes in... balls back...  foreigner misses,  i sink my shot...im on fire and get my ball back and sink the last cup...

one turn, 45 seconds, great success.

i have never laughed at two people so hard in my entire life.

plus this was our last game of the night. and were quite drunk.

Apr 25 2012 10:47PM
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MothaHucker
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If you're not playing tequila pong you're a straight pussy.
Apr 25 2012 10:50PM
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Backyard.Skier
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i once double fisted and bounced both in.


yeah.
Apr 25 2012 10:50PM
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deleted5
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wtf is a long shot sounds gay
Apr 25 2012 10:50PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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thats like sponsorship material right there. never had a game even close to that, mine are always pretty standard.
Apr 25 2012 10:51PM
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Toasty.
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shits next level
Apr 25 2012 10:52PM
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TheClap.
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BOOM
Apr 25 2012 10:52PM
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powderdrunkie
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if your teammate missed, but you made it, why did you get your ball back? whack
Apr 25 2012 10:52PM
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snwbrdmilf
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wtf is a freshman cup?
Apr 25 2012 10:52PM
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MidWestFresh
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100% seriously! i was dazed for days from this flawless perfomance!
Apr 25 2012 10:53PM
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no_steeze
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i've cleaned a table with a friend of mine on our first turn. we got it down pretty low and each sank a solo and then finished it off. it was a weird short table though and we were all totally hammered. i don't even know how it happened

the best series of games of my life though was when i was playing with my current girlfriend before we were dating and we won 7 games straight. i fell so much more in love with her that night
Apr 25 2012 10:55PM
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MidWestFresh
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on fire. three shots in a row gives you your ball back.
Apr 25 2012 10:55PM
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deleted5
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what is a long shot
Apr 25 2012 10:56PM
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soulskier
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i dont remember, eye witness accounts speak pretty highly of it though
Apr 25 2012 10:56PM
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KravtZ
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on fires for pussies....its all about straight beer pong. You both make it, get it back.
Apr 25 2012 10:57PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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http://i.qkme.me/35xkaf.jpg

Apr 25 2012 10:57PM
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TheWakes.
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gentleman's rules or gtfo.

best game i ever had was 100 cups each side. ping pong table. 5v5.
Apr 25 2012 10:59PM
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MidWestFresh
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i trust wisconsin pong players who have taught me early on.
Apr 25 2012 11:00PM
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SketchyMike
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thiss, i played vodka pong on new years... never been soo fucked up
Apr 25 2012 11:01PM
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MidWestFresh
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freshman cup is center cup... make it (first shot only) take your pants off
Apr 25 2012 11:02PM
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BMB
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wtf is longshot, but congrats. My best shot came in a game i lost in which my partner hit a cup and i immediately bounced it into that same cup. SO that's 4 cups, balls back. 2 for bouncing and 2 for hitting the same cup. :)
Apr 25 2012 11:05PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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dam im drunk
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Apr 25 2012 11:05PM
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MidWestFresh
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last new years i was 15 and 0...until my mom stormed in and flipped both tits and busted the party:( to this day i tell her im pissed for breaking by streak!
Apr 25 2012 11:05PM
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TheClap.
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10 cup is for bitches
Apr 25 2012 11:06PM
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Backyard.Skier
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the first couple throws would be so easy
Apr 25 2012 11:08PM
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MidWestFresh
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longshot is...step back approximately 7 to 10 feet and make your throw. shit we took out only 3! the game would have ended a little earlier!
Apr 25 2012 11:09PM
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TheClap.
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30 rack each side with random $$$$liquor cups


always a good time
Apr 25 2012 11:10PM
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deleted5
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so then why dont you just do every throw as a long shot if its 3 cups
Apr 25 2012 11:10PM
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Kman000
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My best game would be a match not to long ago in a household far far away...

But seriously, the other team didn't touch the balls. I bounced and sank then my partner sank in the same cup I bounced in, so 4 cups and balls back. I bounced again and sank. That was game. NAKED MILE BABY!

Naked mile= If the losing team fails to sink one of the opponents cups by the time all of their cups are sunk then they have to run a mile butt naked. Laughter ensues.
Apr 25 2012 11:13PM
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MidWestFresh
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we almost played this the same party but my friend who was super bakes but our jumbo pack of 100 bups in his backpack and couldnt find them!  but the funny thing is my foreigner is german and one of the kids i tanked is a jew. would have been dope!

Apr 25 2012 11:14PM
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MidWestFresh
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6 cups?
Apr 25 2012 11:19PM
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TheClap.
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lol must play
Apr 25 2012 11:26PM
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kvan
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Thats one way to get instantly fucked up.

As far as best games go, probably making back to back islands.. cant really remember too much from that night though haha.
Apr 25 2012 11:28PM
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BrewskiJr
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Definitely watched a group of guys walk up to a table and not give the other team a single shot. Balls back for every shot, and both sank the last single cup, not even allowing for a rebuttal. Fucking epic.


But yeah.. all that pussy shit rules like long cup are just retarded. Have it simple:

- One re-rack,
- no bouncing unless you're a pussy,
- no second shots if you get the ball (You missed your first shot. You dont fucking deserve a redemption shot).
- One island/solo callout per team.
- Rebuttal: shoot till you miss, you must clear all cups.
- Gentlemans distance: extended arm can't cross the plane of the table when shooting
- Death cup is in effect (If you can't chug 2oz of beer, you shouldn't be drinking. You should be changing your tampon)
- If you don't make ANY cups, even if on the winning side, you are the troll, and sit under the table for the whole rest of the next game, and have to drink everything someone gives you.

Rules of champions^
Apr 25 2012 11:30PM
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northeast
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full cups of tequila or go the fuck home.
Apr 25 2012 11:30PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Best game I ever played the other team went first, started kind of like you guys did, they both made, balls back, both made, balls back, one made, el fuego, then he missed. So we finally get a turn and we are already down by 6 cups, I'm with this girl, I make mine, she misses. They both make it and get balls back, then one makes it. Alright, it's clutch time, we both make it, balls back, she misses I make it, I was hammered, and really wanted to hook up with this chick, got down to the last cup, 4 more I think, and missed, they both missed the single cup, then we both made it.
Apr 25 2012 11:32PM
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hot.pocket
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^^ Damn straight.

Best game would have to either be going undefeated all night (25+ games)

OR

One time my teammate and I were having a horrible game, didn't make anything, down 2 cups to 10, then suddenly remembered how to play and finished the game the next time we got the balls.
Apr 25 2012 11:36PM
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no_steeze
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i'm so glad someone else respects trolling
Apr 25 2012 11:43PM
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Dunnah
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so you had a good game playing pong? you should get spanced for something like that, really
Apr 25 2012 11:50PM
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ECB
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The night I fingered a dwarf at a party on the corner of Myrtle and Quail (TheClap. was actually arrested outside of that house that same night and I walked by him, drunk, not knowing who he was) I played pong with my roommate. We went 17-0, and got bored so we started dancing with girls, and fingering them. We both hit the same cup before they could remove the cup.......4 times that night

Then the next night we started playing pong again at the same house, and won 14 times in a row, then the cops busted the party. I haven't played beer pong again since I went 31-0 over the course of two nights, fingered a dwarf, had my other roommate wake up in the hospital as Mr. Monopoly and had given the doctors all wrong personal information and publicly showed his pubes, friended a former IRA gang member, saw TheClap. getting arrested, lost my other roommate and he walked 3 miles back to campus at 3 in the morning wearing a cracker jack man outfit, and played in a soccer game the morning between the two nights at 9am and won.

FUCK ALBANY
Apr 25 2012 11:51PM
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ClintRytell
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The night I fingered a dwarf at a party on the corner of Myrtle and Quail (TheClap. was actually arrested outside of that house that same night and I walked by him, drunk, not knowing who he was) I played pong with my roommate. We went 17-0, and got bored so we started dancing with girls, and fingering them. We both hit the same cup before they could remove the cup.......4 times that night Then the next night we started playing pong again at the same house, and won 14 times in a row, then the cops busted the party. I haven't played beer pong again since I went 31-0 over the course of two nights, fingered a dwarf, had my other roommate wake up in the hospital as Mr. Monopoly and had given the doctors all wrong personal information and publicly showed his pubes, friended a former IRA gang member, saw TheClap. getting arrested, lost my other roommate and he walked 3 miles back to campus at 3 in the morning wearing a cracker jack man outfit, and played in a soccer game the morning between the two nights at 9am and won. FUCK ALBANY
Apr 25 2012 11:52PM
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MidWestFresh
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this just established my rule set of pong! i am joyous of your contribution of party knowledge!
Apr 25 2012 11:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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What is all this bullshit with longshots, freshman cups, and island cups? Here is how you play beer pong:

Eye to eye to start the first game. Winners always get first shot after that

Only bitches bounce, only fa**ots finger (Just...don't fucking do it)

Keep your damn arms behind the table

Make two different cups, you get a rollback

Make the same cup, it's three cups and you get a rollback

None of this behind the back retry on an accidental rollback bullshit. You missed, hand the balls over

No on fire bullshit. Cool, you made 3 cups in a row, fuck no I'm not going to let you keep shooting. Wait your turn.

Two re-racks at any time during the game

If you get shut out, it's a naked lap around the house

If your team wins, and you didn't make a cup, you sit under the table like the troll you are.

I think that's it.


Apr 25 2012 11:59PM
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.AR6rider.
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Oh, and you always get rebuttal, no matter what.
Apr 26 2012 12:01AM
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KillaSteeze
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got these off google but i gotta try this next winter


Apr 26 2012 12:01AM
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TheClap.
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bhahahahahah I remember this. DAT SHIT CRAY

I mean how many kids in Albany wear PINK SAGA PANTS and a Huge ass jiberish hoodie!

This guy!


fun night though, #streetcred
Apr 26 2012 12:03AM
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TheClap.
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HEY my Name is RYTELL!!!!!


lets be friend!
Apr 26 2012 12:04AM
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BMB
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oh nice. I'll have to adapt it into my next game, make it all dramatic. kinda like walking back in a duel turn then shoot, then if i hit it, say "Longshot, bitch"
Apr 26 2012 12:09AM
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line686
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"Nice cup dude, you must be a freshman. Take your pants off bro"

8/10 times your opponent is a guy, have fun with that. I forgot high school treats beer pong like a varsity sport.
Apr 26 2012 12:20AM
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daskis
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In an indigenous village in Panama... with a ball made of duct tape and cups made out of bamboo... Oh and Panamanian beer is wonderful and extremely cheap.
Apr 26 2012 12:23AM
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icon1234
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Last year I was at this party and 4 bros were playing a game of pong... Anyways kid makes the freshmen cup and to this date I have never seen a guy so excited to make another bro pull his pants down. He ran to the other side of the table and wouldn't start playing again until the kid dropped his pants.Was pretty gay.
Apr 26 2012 12:33AM
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