Replying to For Those Dealing With a Break-Up - Real Shit

I will be paraphrasing my own experiences mixed with some other knowledge by authors in this field of "info". This is mostly for males from a male perspective.

Step 1. Cry

Just fucking cry and let those emotions flow. Freak out, throw lawn chairs, whatever it takes you to grasp the main flow in the first situation.

Step 2. Stop crying

This is where you realize that shit has gone down. Take a deep breath, another deep breath, then either

a)scream at the top of your lungs

b)be silent and suppress any screams, holding them in

Step 3. Self-Image

Now you might be feeling "Why was I the on who got dumped, even though I could've dumped her at some point!?"

Well, you see... she did it first. She saw that it was not going to last, if not for purely selfish reasons, then for other reasons clear to her but unknown to you.

It was not about the amount of roses you brought her, it was not amount of pets you brought up with her, it was not the amount of hobos you re-established to our society with her - no, it was about the passion.

Step 4. The Passion

The amount of passion can wary, it can go from simple acknowledgement to an upright war of opinions, it's not always pretty, but it can often end up in glorious sex. But think to your self: is this what I'm looking for? Fighting, stressing about thing, then fighting some more only to reach a momentary Status Quo through sex? Sure, it might work for those not in The Deep, but not for you who were looking for real shit, now abandoned. So next up is...

Step 5. Realization

This is when you start to see the world outside your long-lasting relationship. All those women you earlier saw as Taboo due to respect for your loved one are suddenly out there, ripe for the picking. Try to veer away from anyone you or she might actually know at first, but when you get your groove on, nothing is sacred.

Step 6. The New World

So, you've finally done it, tasted the flesh of the once forbidden and walked the roads we want to forget.

Now you're left with a choice: to seek another one like your ex, a girl/woman who can in the end become your loved wife and mother of your children, or to stay single and mingle-fuck your way into elderhood by either doublewrapping or tieing up your canals when you reach 30.

The choice is up to you, but I guarantee you...

IT IS NOT FUCKING OVER AFTER BREAKING UP.


Peace.