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Parks.
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for the past 3 hoursmy friends little brother has been using an app that repetedly sends text message...i cant go 5 second without getting another message.....since i know how crafty and hilarious NS is...how should i get him back? inb4 anything to far. im not pissed at all....i just want to return the favor

+K for fantastically hilarious (realistic) answers

Apr 24 2012 10:51PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Get a sex change. Sleep with him. Now he's gay. You win
Apr 24 2012 10:52PM
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ForeverYung
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How old is he?
Apr 24 2012 10:52PM
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Mr.Turtle
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suck his dick in the dark,dont let him know its you, now hes gay, you win
Apr 24 2012 10:53PM
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e_strapp
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PIHB
Apr 24 2012 10:53PM
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Parks.
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i think 13...plus he is fat
Apr 24 2012 10:53PM
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e_strapp
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Your current status on your profile page is "YOLO." why don't you do something super crazy, man!? I mean, you only live once right?
Apr 24 2012 10:55PM
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Parks.
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Apr 24 2012 10:56PM
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ForeverYung
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Get ice-cream cone, buy a buch of trash in it, top with ice cream, give it to him
Apr 24 2012 10:57PM
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Aidan-G
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Put peanut butter on the dog's dick and let your brother lick it off
Apr 24 2012 10:58PM
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Backyard.Skier
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this seems well worth it.
Apr 24 2012 11:00PM
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Mr.Turtle
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roofie his drink before he goes to bed, fuck him in the ass, film it, when he gets a boner you have proof that hes gay
Apr 24 2012 11:00PM
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POW-WOW
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Surgically attach a penis to his girlfriend. He''s now gay, you win
Apr 24 2012 11:01PM
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Parks.
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im tempted to post his number on NS but im afraid of what some people on here will do/ say
Apr 24 2012 11:02PM
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Aidan-G
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Put bits of cocaine in his food until he becomes addicted. Tell him he is now addicted to coke. Now he has to suck dick for coke. You win
Apr 24 2012 11:02PM
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Parks.
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all these gay jokes are......pure gold
Apr 24 2012 11:06PM
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Ski_Alot
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stick a dildo in his chair when he is sitting down. now he is gay, you win
Apr 24 2012 11:07PM
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Aidan-G
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If he's fat definitely use my peanut butter/dog dick idea. Him being fat makes it so much easier to get him to lick it
Apr 24 2012 11:09PM
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Peter.
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send a dick pic from his phone to his friends

now he's gay

you win
Apr 24 2012 11:11PM
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Parks.
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hahahahaha makes sense with the extra weight
Apr 24 2012 11:12PM
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Parks.
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Bump for actual ideas
Apr 25 2012 7:32PM
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HorsecockTony
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lock him in a closet with a dead fish. Did this to my little brother. and a fish only costs like two bucks....
Apr 25 2012 7:39PM
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Parks.
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he would sit on me...and i would be dust!
Apr 25 2012 9:30PM
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KEVTRON
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Put Nair into water balloons, throw them at him and your brother, watch the hair melt off their heads.
Apr 25 2012 9:32PM
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Parks.
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what the fuck is nair?
Apr 25 2012 9:33PM
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KEVTRON
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/facepalm

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Apr 25 2012 9:35PM
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Timmy.
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is it eheath??
but bake him some brownies with chocolate laxatives in them, or chocolate chip cookies, and just leave them out on the counter so he sees them and starts eating them
Apr 25 2012 9:35PM
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Parks.
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he has a shaved head :( but that a good one
Apr 25 2012 9:36PM
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Parks.
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holy shit that is golden!!!!!!
Apr 25 2012 9:37PM
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Timmy.
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i know, oh and also
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Apr 25 2012 9:38PM
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