What are some things you've done/said to avoid a pointless confrontation with someone. Ill start with my most recent that worked. If anyone knows about Bloomsburg's block party you know its just a day where everyone gets hammered and walks from place to place. So it was like 1:30 AM and these kids were walking by me and my friends and we were all fucked up and sayin some shit and it came to the point where the other group of kids were just like come at me and go fuck yourself and what not and we were yelling stuff back and i thought that a fight was going to break out and i yelled, "My dick is made of gravy and my mother is a waffle". There was no response and the crisis was averted.
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To avoid a drunk scuffle i yelled my dick is made of gravy and my mother is a waffle. The enemy fled