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Your most trollish? Or first thread on NS

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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,296
This is a thread where all you Ns'ers try to find your most funny or trollish thread's you have made on NS.
My first thread I ever made on NS was about the "Burton Hyphy Sticks" hahahah I will try to find it if I can. But lets hear yours.
Apr 24 2012 11:57AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
"Respect the Police"

"Ismokeweed might be going to rehab"

"THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION EVER ASKED" (the question was: "if you had a dick in your ass and a dick in your mouth, but only one hand, which one do you take out first?")




Apr 24 2012 12:09PM
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1337
Posts: 31064 - Karma: 29,404
my first ever thread on ns was a repost. The day I joined was because a friend swayed a local contest, and I posted a thread on the same contest saying the exact same shit he did. Didn't post for a couple of months after -____-
Apr 24 2012 12:12PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7520 - Karma: 51,251
My most trollish thread was "brighton". My first thread was "Gapers pissing us off.....whats ur story".
Apr 24 2012 12:14PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/649882/

first thread
Apr 24 2012 12:16PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Some of my more trollier threads:

American in France: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/621566/

Actually Full Tilt Boots: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/641158/

Evolution and Religion: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/598118/





Apr 24 2012 12:33PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
Raccoon Cam, a webcam where you watch raccoons:

Grilling brownies, me asking if I could grill brownies:
Apr 24 2012 12:41PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Pretty much all my threads.
Apr 24 2012 12:41PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
they arent really troll threads, just memorable ones

simultaneous poop day (huge success)
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/674281/

when i ran train answering star wars questions
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/662935/

10 easy steps for opening a door
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/655937/

blow jobs
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/672324/

when i tried to run a lady over in my moms car
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/670525/
Apr 24 2012 12:58PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
first ever post and i sold a pair of the limited edition orage x full tilt collab to a kid in vancouver.

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Apr 24 2012 1:07PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
If its not AT LEAST 2 pages, I consider it unsuccessful.


RIP Lil_G
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/665768/

My Girlfriends Birthday Present.
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/669772/
Apr 24 2012 1:08PM
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corona
Posts: 12818 - Karma: 32,995
this is probably my first

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/378954/



although I think I remember my first being "what's the best park in the world" or something like that. I can't find it though.
Apr 24 2012 1:10PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Not really trolling, but kind of funny.

Apr 24 2012 1:21PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
Searched for like an hour to find my first thread but... the oldest that I found was some stupid shit about a song about George Bush and how it was like Badger Badger Badger... Considering it was nearly 9 years ago, I think it can stay dead.
Most trollish was a fight I had with Sdot and CJ where I refused to stop replying like a moron.... "I am in high school, I am smart, pay attention to me...blah blah blah" SO lame! (PS: Sarah, you hated me with a passion back then, now we're homies, so happy we grew up)

Very glad my NS idiocy was in 2003. (that makes me feel old!)
Apr 24 2012 2:42PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
Some of my favorites by me personally


https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/680924/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/677505/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/643777/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/635214/
Apr 24 2012 2:45PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
well when I first joined in 07 i was 12 and constantly made troll/retarded threads with my friend to piss everyone off. They were all deleted but I would make up stupid stories about random shit.


I believe my biggest one was called "SWEEEET CHOOOOBEMOTIONNNNN"
Apr 24 2012 2:53PM
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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,296
Those supplied me with some lol's
keep em coming.
Apr 24 2012 10:04PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
The only troll threads I've made were doing the "ATTENTION NS MEMEBER _____" and the Guacamole epidemic
Apr 24 2012 10:06PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
i won a pair of those! sickest boots ever
Apr 24 2012 10:10PM
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Tittsviller
Posts: 121 - Karma: 23
lol wat the fuck
Apr 24 2012 10:10PM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
it was pretty recent (last weekend) i post whored the shit out of that thing.

Apr 24 2012 10:16PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
how do you find the first thread you made? i am so curious as to what 2005 peter wanted to post about
Apr 24 2012 10:19PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
you were probably wondering what ski size would be best for you, how to cure shinbang, and whether or not girls watch porn
Apr 24 2012 10:20PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
someone wanna delete that post and unfuck newschoolers?

My most trollish thread is when I posted a thread called "Bin Laden Alive [video]" and got banned for the first time. Thug life.
Apr 24 2012 10:24PM
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
^^ u broke NS
Apr 24 2012 10:28PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Mormon Trolling: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/597695/

Apr 24 2012 10:30PM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
tha fuck
Apr 24 2012 10:31PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
this thread needs to be un-fuckulated

and my first thread was asking about full tilts, it was also in ski-gabber /facepalm

my most trollish would be "shopping is now aerials" with a picture of a store called triple flip.
Apr 24 2012 10:32PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Either my computer is fucked or somebody broke this thread
Apr 24 2012 10:32PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I made a new account because NS was my first experience with teh interwebz and I just made an ass out of myself in the WA regionals, enough so that someone made a thread with my name in the title and it was just that video of Penn saying SHUT THE F*** UP!

Above mentioned thread
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/550467/

First thread evarrr (GAY i KNOW)
http://m.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/550404/
Apr 24 2012 10:35PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
you mother fucker
Apr 24 2012 10:35PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
more like which one's balls do you play with first
Apr 24 2012 10:37PM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,662
My first thread was "Salomon Suspect Edges?" or something like that. I had just broke my Suspects like not even the 3rd day I was on them, and made a tread asking if anyone else had issues with them. Then in about 5 minutes 2nd, or 3rd comment someone posted a link to basically the same thread...
Apr 24 2012 10:38PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5908 - Karma: 3,732
mine were most just common reposts and asking where to get jibberish and saga in my state and then this where big spence or however you say his name makes fun of me
Apr 24 2012 10:40PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497
Not my first thread on NS but I was going through them and found this

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/503364/

It was a Dew Tour run by Bobby Brown and the cameraman completely missed one of his tricks. LVV was like "we'll get to see that in the replay in just a sec, guess not"

And now the video is deleted. I bet he threw a triple and the progression was just too crazy back in 2009 so they made sure no one saw it and then they hunted down all the witnesses.




Apr 24 2012 10:41PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
what is going in here? someone broke the internet


one of the oldest threads in my created threads is asking for Calc help...
Apr 24 2012 10:42PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Not gonna lie, this one was trolling at it's finest. Turned into a mad shitstorm.
Apr 24 2012 10:45PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I knew about NS a long time before j started posting, because I wasent exactly sure what you were sposed to do on here, I just St on the homage for a couple of minutes not knowing anything about the forums, then go back to freeskier, which is were I spent most of my in-between gaperish days. Then I finally made an account here, but still didn't know about the forums, but then I was enlightened and found them, and proceeded to make a thread about were you get Bungees for urban. I was very curious about that after watching eye trip as a half gaper haha
Apr 24 2012 10:47PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
Mine was a level 1 promo code /thread
Apr 24 2012 10:52PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
mine was awful...i am embarrassed to admit it. It was a "vote for me i want to be the next lange girl!!!" I think i was called a ugly attention seeking troll more times then i would ever like to admit. I also did not understand what a 'troll' was at this time so i was highly confused. It was a good way to be introduced to ns.
Apr 24 2012 11:36PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Did you look up a thread from 2010 and take a screenshot of it just to clarify?
#dedication
Or did you happen to already have that...
Apr 24 2012 11:40PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 745 - Karma: 41

I've got this one.  Oh, and

its sunday evening

Sup NS

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/684597/

some good times getting trolled/post whoring the fuck out of this thread.

Apr 25 2012 12:48AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I got torn apart by you guys for my first thread which was titled, "Guess who skied with T Wall at PC today?" i obviously was bew to the professional side of freeskiing and i obviously didnt know much about T Wall and the trolling that comes with. I even remember mods and companies mocking me! Needless to say, it took a lot of courage to ever post again after that welcome!
Apr 25 2012 12:55AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,358
One of my very first threads is now at like 240 pages and still going.


also, this thread needs more zac efron

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Apr 25 2012 1:13AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
just bumped a thread that i had forgotten about.
Apr 25 2012 1:27AM
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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,296
pro
Apr 30 2012 8:22PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
goPro's vs contours..https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/655284/

and then a thread called "line travelling circus?" ..oh boy.

and a lovely trampoline thread :) https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/655920/

that I sorely regret making.
Apr 30 2012 8:31PM
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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,296
I found one
May 6 2012 1:02AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Why do my created threads only go back so far? I've been on here since 2003, and my first thread sure as hell wasn't in 2009...
May 6 2012 1:19AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
harvard is racist

when i needed to get un-high i made this

and this one is pretty retarded too.
May 6 2012 2:42AM
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