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How do you like your Oreos?

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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
On a scale of 1-10. 1 being dry and 10 being sopping wet with milk how do you like them? For me it would be a 7
Apr 23 2012 8:43PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
solid 7?
Apr 23 2012 8:44PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
boofed
Apr 23 2012 8:44PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
around 5
Apr 23 2012 8:44PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Yes, I like my Oreos at a solid seven of wetness
Apr 23 2012 8:45PM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
Did someone say...Solid 7

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Apr 23 2012 8:47PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
wet in what? if milk then 11, if other substances (lsd,semen,bleach) prowbs just a 3-4
Apr 23 2012 8:48PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
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(Credit to Mind=blown thread)
Apr 23 2012 8:48PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
Depends how hungry I am.

Hungry = 10 (Then i can eat like 20 - 30 / sitting)

Not hungry = 5 (Just enough to hold me over)
Apr 23 2012 8:48PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
youve got a terrible sense of humor
Apr 23 2012 8:52PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
I like my Oreos like I like my woman... Without a penis
Apr 23 2012 8:52PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
depends on whether or not you classify something being covered with semen as "wet"
Apr 23 2012 8:58PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
This does not work fyi :(

I like mine around 7 or 8. Yum. I really don't think there are 10 levels though haha, its either dry, soaked, or fallen into the milk. I like mine right before they fall into the milk.
Apr 23 2012 9:01PM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
oh come on manggg
Apr 23 2012 9:03PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
It works with double stuff. Who the fuck eats regular oreos.

I literally do it every time. You just have to apply alittle pressure to it.
Apr 23 2012 9:03PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
worked for me....


I would say a mix of both. I like to have a few like a 2 and then chomp down some 8's and 9's
Apr 23 2012 9:04PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
ive started doing this, and let me just say that it has revolutionized my entire life.
Apr 23 2012 9:06PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
I will have to give it a try just picked up a bigass box of Oreos from costco
Apr 23 2012 9:08PM
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gotti
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Apr 23 2012 9:11PM
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maxgilly
Posts: 366 - Karma: 121
i like my Oreos with milk on the side.

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Apr 23 2012 9:18PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
waita be oreos marketing division.
Apr 23 2012 9:21PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i tend to drop one in the beginning and then dip the rest (probably a 4). then, in the end i drink the milk with the dissolved oreo.
Apr 23 2012 9:24PM
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Big.Bird
Posts: 563 - Karma: 180
deep fried oreos.
Apr 23 2012 9:26PM
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Tittsviller
Posts: 121 - Karma: 23
crispy
Apr 23 2012 9:28PM
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E__
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Apr 23 2012 9:31PM
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Mr.Turtle
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The referenced post has been removed.
Apr 23 2012 9:32PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Not yet...
Apr 23 2012 9:47PM
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maxgilly
Posts: 366 - Karma: 121
its an ad Oreo used. why should it be deleted. i think if it can be on google with safe search on. i think its ns approved.
Apr 23 2012 9:53PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Is deep fried an option?
Apr 23 2012 9:54PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
..........did someone call the boner police?
Apr 23 2012 10:02PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Separate, eat creamless side. Repeat. Combine 2 cream sides. Win
Apr 23 2012 10:04PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Sounds about right.
Apr 23 2012 10:10PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i dont like oreos
Apr 23 2012 10:10PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
suddenly i hate your soul
Apr 23 2012 10:12PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Yikes, I can see some nipple. So GOODBYE.
Apr 23 2012 10:14PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Your taste buds are backwards. You should go see a taste doctor
Apr 23 2012 10:15PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
My doctor asked to taste me one time. I declined.
Apr 23 2012 10:25PM
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roddy116
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Apr 23 2012 10:30PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
well that sucks
Apr 23 2012 11:13PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
ah yes
Apr 23 2012 11:15PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
with motherfucking peanut butter
Apr 23 2012 11:22PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
I don't eat single stuffed either.. and the oreo just exploded everytime I put the fork in. Maybe it's because my forks are curved / big.
Apr 24 2012 7:56AM
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FatWhore
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Apr 24 2012 7:58AM
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stickerman
Posts: 2043 - Karma: 147
put the oreos in the fridge for a few hours before indulging. So good.
Apr 24 2012 8:19AM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
1 or maybe a 2....... anything more than a quick dip results in cookie deterioration which is unacceptable in this household
Apr 24 2012 8:25AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i like my oreos literally crumbling in my fingers because they're so sopping wet.
Apr 24 2012 9:13AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
It's nudity but there's nothing sexual about it. I don't think it should get deleted
Apr 24 2012 9:37AM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
i wonder what would happen if you microwaved them....
Apr 24 2012 9:42AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I just smash up the whole bag into a bowl, add milk and eat with a spoon.  All this dunking shit takes forever and I've got shit to do.   
Apr 24 2012 9:56AM
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ski.school
Posts: 160 - Karma: 427
Pretty much an 8
I take mine apart, lick one side, stick the two back together, and then dip until it tastes good.
Apr 24 2012 9:58AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Also, I have no idea how the oreo factory hasn't thought of marketing a cereal with all their broken pieces.  They must have a mountain of broken cookies from the overall process, why not do like the cranberry industry did with craisins and make oreo cereal with your waste?  C'mon nabisco, take your head out of your ass.  ;)
Apr 24 2012 10:04AM
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