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FUCK DA FIRE DEPARTMENT

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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
these redneck hose straddling dickheads just decided that my street, a quiet suburban neighborhood, is a great place to test their horns and sirens and shit. plus they just opened up the hydrant on my neighbors lawn and flooded the grass. its a blatant abuse of power, and i wont stand for it.
Apr 23 2012 5:26PM
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Anal_Rapist
Posts: 86 - Karma: 9
I"m gonna rape your house down and burn your couch
Apr 23 2012 5:30PM
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.Cinderella.
Posts: 110 - Karma: 29
im gonna burn down your couch and rape your house
Apr 23 2012 5:31PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
Rape gonna i'm your couch and your house burn down
Apr 23 2012 5:32PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Apr 23 2012 5:34PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i'm gonna house your rape down and couch your burn.
Apr 23 2012 5:34PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

I'm your couch burn, and your rape down house. Gonna.
Apr 23 2012 5:36PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
I'm gonna couch your down house and rape your burn.
Apr 23 2012 5:36PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
This thread is dildos.
Apr 23 2012 5:42PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
so what [else] are you gonna do about it?
Apr 23 2012 5:45PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Couch f
Apr 23 2012 5:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
Occupy Fire Station and a facebook petition
Apr 23 2012 5:51PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
Don't they have to do this every once and a while to make sure the hydrants are still Full and in working condition?
Apr 23 2012 5:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
couldnt they use the valve on the other side and pour if off into the street? why do they need to have their sirens on the whole time? i fucking hate firefighters, they are lazy assholes who do nothing but dick around on their gas guzzling trucks and fuck with peoples grass.
Apr 23 2012 6:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
sig - able
Apr 23 2012 6:19PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i'm laughing out loud.
Apr 23 2012 6:21PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Check your meter
Apr 23 2012 6:22PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
You're an idiot. Once a year they flush each fire hydrant. Its fucking water. Give it half a day and the water will be gone
Apr 23 2012 6:23PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
And which meter of the internet would that be?
Apr 23 2012 6:35PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Your odometer. You need to delete system32 every 3,000 clicks or your computer will crash.
Apr 23 2012 6:37PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
give them a job to do
Apr 23 2012 6:39PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 10,670
I'm gonna take this as making fun of people who repeatedly say 'fuck tha cops.'
Apr 23 2012 6:39PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
IM with ya bro. Everytime i see one of those trucks drivin around town like they own the world, i yell " Fuck the FD!" . Puts em in their place
Apr 23 2012 6:40PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
ya fuck them im on like fire parole, for making a bon fire on 4th of july
Apr 23 2012 8:27PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
and their kids are alwyase fuckups
Apr 23 2012 8:28PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
ya hobby hosers
Apr 23 2012 8:30PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
we got a badass here folks
Apr 23 2012 8:32PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
They're volunteers who donate their time to and risk their own lives to save people and property. Step off your pedestal and stop being so ignorant.
Apr 23 2012 8:34PM
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