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Bacon: Crispy or Chewy?

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S_Jenk
Posts: 345 - Karma: 92
It's time for that age-old debate NS.

So to all you bacon lovers, how do you enjoy your bacon: crispy or chewy?

(Chewy ftw you bastards)
Apr 23 2012 3:40PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
CRISPY! but not burnt
Apr 23 2012 3:41PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
If you don't like it crispy, you probably like cream and sugar in your coffee too, you pussy.
Apr 23 2012 3:41PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
crispy, not burnt

I dont need to be mucning on my bacon like its fucking chewing gum
Apr 23 2012 3:41PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
crispy but not burnt to a crisp
like you bite in and it crunchs and needs a little pull to break the bite off but not so that it just shatters. and it's gross when you have to fight the bacon to get a bite cuz it's so chewy
Apr 23 2012 3:41PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
.

and make it maple bacon mmmmmmmm
Apr 23 2012 3:42PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I can get behind this thread...

I'm a middle-ground guy. Give me bacon that is firm. I don't want to crispy, but I don't want it chewy either. Right down the middle, slow cooked for sure.
Apr 23 2012 3:42PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
crispy with a lil burntage to it
Apr 23 2012 3:42PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
back bacon: soft and juicy

streaky bacon: crispy, but not burnt
Apr 23 2012 3:43PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
Crispy. Unless its bacon wrapping another meat... then chewy all the way
Apr 23 2012 3:44PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
chewy
Apr 23 2012 3:45PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
In between
Apr 23 2012 3:45PM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
powderized and mixed with cocaine
Apr 23 2012 3:48PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Crispy, but not too crispy.
Apr 23 2012 3:49PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^ this
Apr 23 2012 3:51PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
incorrect. chewy with black coffee here, fuck you
Apr 23 2012 3:53PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Crispy.
Apr 23 2012 3:54PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
in between, slightly crunchy with a little bit of chewy.
Apr 23 2012 3:55PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Both. A little crispy and a little chewy!
Apr 23 2012 3:57PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
At least 85% crispy.

Actually, I'm going to say that all bacon should have some type of audible crunch when you take a bite.
Apr 23 2012 3:57PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
You are first in so many threads today

That's cool
Apr 23 2012 3:59PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
he's not first, he just deletes all first posts and pretends he's first, thats how all the mods do it ...
Apr 23 2012 4:01PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
the main body should be crispy with little bubble of chewy goodness usually at the top. like these
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Apr 23 2012 4:02PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Haha makes sense

Have I ever told you that you are my second favorite mod? (Behind only Jodi, for obvious reasons)

The fact that elgato is deleting posts to become first made his ranking plummet, and I control Karma on this site, so he better watch out!
Apr 23 2012 4:05PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Whoa what the fuck, you are such a mod slut.
Apr 23 2012 4:06PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Nabbed

I am pretty slutty


;)
Apr 23 2012 4:07PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Seriously, you've used that line on me before ya jerk. I should ban you for such bullshit.
Apr 23 2012 4:08PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
ban me for being slutty? ;(

I can't help it, I GET IT FROM MA MAMA just like black eyed pees
Apr 23 2012 4:13PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
chewy in the middle and crispy on the edges.
Apr 23 2012 4:17PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
this, being cooked up right now!! yummm
Apr 23 2012 4:19PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
crewy/chispy
Apr 23 2012 4:20PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i revoke my previous statement.
candied
Apr 23 2012 4:23PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
Crispy as fuck. Chewy is fucking gross.
Apr 23 2012 4:26PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
this, so much this
Apr 23 2012 4:26PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
This, but id say 60% crispy 40% chewy if that makes sense.
Apr 23 2012 4:27PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
this is an easy question to discuss

>get bacon
>split in two
>get two pans
>cook one till crispy, cook one till chewy
>eat bacon from both

BOOM, dont even have to choose.
Apr 23 2012 4:29PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,642
this
Apr 23 2012 4:30PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
hows your blood pressure?
Apr 23 2012 4:32PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
this!
Apr 23 2012 4:34PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
exactly.

Apr 23 2012 4:38PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
hey
Apr 23 2012 4:39PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
This guy knows whats up.
Apr 23 2012 4:41PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
ahoy there
Apr 23 2012 4:44PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
crispy

i'd rather it be burnt to shit crispy than fatty and rubbery
Apr 23 2012 4:44PM
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jaytay
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
Char that shit.
Apr 23 2012 4:44PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
i neeeeed bacon now
Apr 23 2012 4:46PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
hows virgina?

instead of visiting this summer i'm going to russia

russia > virginia
Apr 23 2012 4:52PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Lets be best friends.
Apr 23 2012 4:54PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
crispy, like chip my tooth crispy if i don't saturate it in gallons of maple syrup first.
Apr 23 2012 4:55PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Raw.
Apr 23 2012 4:55PM
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.bucky.
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Apr 23 2012 4:56PM
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