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If something tasted as good as coffee smelled...

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Lick
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I don't even know what I would do...
Apr 22 2012 10:00PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i would cum buckets.
Apr 22 2012 10:02PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Oh i eat coffee beans playing.. they're okay but only if you are inhaling though the entire bag while chewing...

Apr 22 2012 10:03PM
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Willgum
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what game are they playing?
Apr 22 2012 10:33PM
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Spinoza
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Coffee tastes pretty good anyway. Lots of milk
Apr 23 2012 11:47AM
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act.resist
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regular coffee with milk tastes like death juice
Apr 23 2012 12:11PM
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Spinoza
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Death juice sounds delicious then
Apr 23 2012 12:13PM
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Ski_the_east01
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it would be...coffee?
Apr 23 2012 12:13PM
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act.resist
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the stagnant body fluids that collect in the bottoms of coffins over years under ground sounds delicious to you? thaz fucked up son

when coffee has tons of sugary syrup and cream and flavors in them its aight
Apr 23 2012 12:19PM
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MADDECENT
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Yes...such a thing does exist. And I will eat it until my veins close in on themselves with the petrified taste that pussies call cholesterol.
Apr 23 2012 12:30PM
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esotericjive
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Turkish coffee is awesome... maybe I'm weird.
Apr 23 2012 12:38PM
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OssargYormada
Posts: 671 - Karma: 186

3 scoops of sugar and lots of cream.

only way coffee doesn't suck

Apr 23 2012 12:42PM
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joshua
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Coffee tastes as good as it smells
Apr 23 2012 1:03PM
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Travapple.
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i would drink some coffee i reckon
Apr 23 2012 1:11PM
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Mr.Turtle
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coffee smells delicious and tastes like sewage
Apr 23 2012 1:12PM
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Nufity
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careful now buf 999 posts dont fuck this up good sir
Apr 23 2012 1:16PM
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joshua
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This thread makes me feel like I am too old for NS.
Apr 23 2012 1:17PM
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PopsicleStand
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I'm not a coffee snob but how can you all not like a cup of freshly ground decent coffee? Its literally one of my greatest simple pleasures, and I'm not kidding at all.
Apr 23 2012 1:49PM
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elemeno89
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it will taste like shit. because coffee sir imo, smells like shit.
Apr 23 2012 1:53PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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this thread is obviously filled with 16 year olds..."coffee tastes like shit"...you say that now, but wait until you get to college and need to be moving at 9 am when you accidentally stayed up until 3 am.\

i'll bet most of you take up drinking coffee. i don't know too many adults who don't enjoy a good cup o' joe every now and then.
Apr 23 2012 2:36PM
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CliffyByro
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then whats the point in drinking it? you cant taste it, you don't get the caffeine because there's barely any coffee in it and you're just getting a ton of fat and sugar. you may as well just have a milkshake
Apr 23 2012 2:41PM
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Monsieur_Patate
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Well, coffee does taste bad the first time you try it, just like smoking, alcohol or a chick having her period. You learn to like it.
Apr 23 2012 2:48PM
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Janky
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bacon sucks. thats all
Apr 23 2012 3:15PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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black coffee is the best coffee, all i ever drink, if i ever get a double double or even like 1 cream it tastes like toilet water.
Apr 23 2012 3:27PM
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Asterisk
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Apr 23 2012 3:43PM
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Dhane
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seriously. i drink at least a pot a day. all i smell is vagina in this thread. "cream and sugar, wahhhhhhh"
Apr 23 2012 3:44PM
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Ski_the_east01
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hahahahah awesome
Apr 23 2012 3:44PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Apr 23 2012 3:49PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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glad to see someone else in here is a real man.
Apr 23 2012 4:21PM
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soulskier
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Apr 23 2012 4:24PM
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ECB
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I would personally cum into and fill buckets, but I would cum jizz
Apr 23 2012 4:25PM
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Ski_Alot
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how would a bucket fit through the hole?
Apr 23 2012 4:42PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
No, no. I like coffee.. I drink a cup every once in a while, but it smells SO FUCKING GOOD.
Apr 23 2012 4:42PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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big hole or small buckets im assuming
Apr 23 2012 4:48PM
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skiminnesota
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you just described drinking a nice hot cup of coffee?

nothing better than drinking coffee on the way to skiing in the morning, or sipping coffee through a morning class.
Apr 23 2012 4:48PM
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roddy116
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hot chocolate
Apr 23 2012 5:03PM
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Dhane
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well shanks.





this
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vs this

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Apr 23 2012 6:45PM
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Relish_man
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sometimes i reach down into my underwear, scratch my balls and sniff my fingers



well that was a liberating experience!
Apr 23 2012 6:50PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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once you go black you'll never go back
Apr 23 2012 10:30PM
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Mr.Luke
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I often use the word "foodgasm" a lot when talking about something delicious.



That would seriously be a foodgasm, like full on cum everywhere
Apr 23 2012 10:33PM
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Spinoza
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Drinking coffee black = how to be a real man *rock logic
Apr 23 2012 10:34PM
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the.cheat
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black is the only way to drink it. nothing better though.
Apr 23 2012 10:44PM
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Funnel
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So many little guys in this thread haha. Coffee is by far my favorite morning drink. Sugar is the worst thing a man can do to his coffee. I don't even like cream, I find that black is the best way to drink it. It's strong at first but you get used to it very quickly. And to those who said "once you go black you never go back," you guys are dead on.
Apr 23 2012 10:50PM
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cornholio
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ive never liked sugar in my coffee, until a few months ago i would only use a little cream. now i only drink my coffee black, and its sooooo much better than with all that other crap in it
Apr 23 2012 11:45PM
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taylornicky
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I'm not the only one who hates bacon!

And I love the taste of coffee...
Apr 23 2012 11:53PM
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Backyard.Skier
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i see what you did there
Apr 23 2012 11:54PM
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Lolocaust.
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Waffle cones at Coldstone are the most orgasmic smelling things ever.
Apr 23 2012 11:56PM
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Peter.
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my roommate makes coffee in the room sometimes

fucking smells great
Apr 24 2012 12:13AM
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skiminnesota
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"i like my coffee same as i like my men, black"
Apr 24 2012 12:15AM
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Dhane
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"i like my women like i like my coffee, without a penis"
Apr 24 2012 5:27PM
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