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What is the best/funniest way you have ever broken up with someone

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270on420out
Posts: 7514 - Karma: 51,162
My best is when my former gf texted me "hey my mom doesn't wan't us dating each other" so I texted her back "you can't fire me I quit"
Apr 21 2012 12:44PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I remember when I was 12.
Apr 21 2012 12:47PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
notthing special, but repeating the phrase, "are you breaking up with me?" until she said yes.
Apr 21 2012 12:48PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7514 - Karma: 51,162
Yah I was twelve back then. All my other break ups have just been deppressing but i've only had 2 since her.


forever alone
Apr 21 2012 12:50PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
killed her parents, turned them into chilli and fed them to her.
Apr 21 2012 12:50PM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
She said she dident like skiing.
Apr 21 2012 12:57PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
she brought me a sandwich and i informed her that would be the last sandwich shed ever bring me
Apr 21 2012 1:08PM
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
I met this girl once... I thought she was the one. She was beautiful. Long brunette hair with brown eyes. We met in the spring and spent the whole summer fondling in flower fields and skimming pebbles across lakes. We arranged secret dates with picnics. There was love letters and when I looked into her eyes I looked into her soul. When we made love, it was like we became one soul together.
One day, after working a 12 hour shift I came home from work to find my baby in bed with another man. I pee'd in her butt. Then I left.
Apr 21 2012 1:09PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Sorry man, if I had known that you liked her so much I never would have slept with her.
Apr 21 2012 1:10PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
"It's not me it's you, now get out."
Apr 21 2012 1:20PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 7,511
i wouldnt know lol
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Apr 21 2012 1:23PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
bent her over, peed in her butt, left
Apr 21 2012 1:29PM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
same but twice
Apr 21 2012 1:40PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
My dick
Apr 21 2012 1:45PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Pooped in a bag. Put it on her doorstep. Lit it on fire.
Apr 21 2012 1:58PM
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.bo.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 133
thats smart
Apr 21 2012 2:00PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
she said "are we done" and i was like "uh yeah i guess so" haha
Apr 21 2012 4:56PM
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tj.hall
Posts: 681 - Karma: 37
I told her "I'm not attracted to you anymore."
Apr 21 2012 5:05PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Stated at her for 30 minutes because I was planning on ending it but was nervous; Eventually she said something or other and that was that. Maybe I have telepathy
Apr 21 2012 5:06PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
So I busted all in her hair and I was like "awwww I'm done" and she was like "damn that wa a lot" so I was all like "I'm talking about us it's just a coincidence that I nutted.. You can leave now don't look at me"
Apr 21 2012 5:10PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
We weren't together, but I got really baked and hid behind a door when she came looking for me. It was a blast.

Also, after avoiding a chick who I hooked up with who thought we had something special, she said we should just be friends and gave me a fist bump
Apr 21 2012 5:37PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
a friend of mine got another friend to announce "paul wishes to break up with ashley" on the morning announcements at our school
Apr 21 2012 6:26PM
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Sean.
Posts: 226 - Karma: 50

i was dating a girl for a year. it was great. i went to her house for dinner with her fam. had a huge burger then went upstairs and got some dome.

the next night i texted her saying "its over lets see new people." turned my phone off.

shit hit the fan, her mom called me a dumbfuck and shit to my bestfriends mom. she told me. I texted my ex gf's mom and let her fucking have it. she pissed me off. that was freshman year of highschool. i am a senior now and she still talks shit.

Apr 21 2012 7:07PM
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Good_Deed
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Apr 21 2012 7:10PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
this isn't breaking up with her this is denial/embarassment
Apr 21 2012 7:20PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
That is aweesommee.
Apr 21 2012 7:23PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
hahahaha fuck youuuu
Apr 21 2012 7:51PM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
i said " your like a drug" and she replied "oww like you love it and you cant get enough of me" and i said "no, you look like hell and is bad for my health"
Apr 21 2012 8:12PM
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Alex_G
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calling emopoppiPr
Apr 21 2012 8:42PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Well, she invited you into her house, you probably acted like a dumbfuck little child, then you broke up with her daughter via text message like a straight up pussy bitch. I'd call you names too. You deserve it.

Hahaha I just realized that you also texted her mom because you were too scared to talk to her as well. Fucking pussy. You ARE a dumbfuck.
Apr 21 2012 11:00PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
he was 14 when it happened
Apr 21 2012 11:46PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
You gotta spray "we're done" on her lawn with weed killer.
Apr 21 2012 11:48PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12521 - Karma: 116,362
wow you sure pwned her
Nov 14 2018 9:50AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,972
I said “you suck at sucking” and evaced
Nov 14 2018 10:54AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7514 - Karma: 51,162
TRVP_ANGELwow you sure pwned her


Damn I wonder what she’s doing with her life now
Nov 14 2018 1:38PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,651
My obviously now ex was going on a rant about god knows what. I never got a word out in his ramblings (which is actually unbelievable because when I rant, I RANT.) so he just keeps going on and on and at one point he's like "So what are you saying?" In which I internally responded to with well actually I haven't said anything... kind of laughed inside and realized I had an easy way out of this one. He never actually left me a moment to respond and just keeps going on, and eventually says something along the lines of "Are we done?" In regards to "arguing" but I was like fucking yeah we are, peace. He was heartbroken but he absolutely brought it upon himself. It was amazing and the most assertive thing I've ever successfully done.
End story.
Nov 14 2018 8:28PM
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bergobeanz
Posts: 264 - Karma: 962
She left me on read and I just hit her with a BUMP and blocked her
Nov 15 2018 12:36AM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,280
cheeto_dustShe left me on read and I just hit her with a BUMP and blocked her


Epic bump cheeto
Nov 15 2018 12:41AM
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