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What is the best/funniest way you have ever broken up with someone

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270on420out
Posts: 7521 - Karma: 51,259
My best is when my former gf texted me "hey my mom doesn't wan't us dating each other" so I texted her back "you can't fire me I quit"
13 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I remember when I was 12.
13 years ago
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
notthing special, but repeating the phrase, "are you breaking up with me?" until she said yes.
13 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7521 - Karma: 51,259
Yah I was twelve back then. All my other break ups have just been deppressing but i've only had 2 since her.


forever alone
13 years ago
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
killed her parents, turned them into chilli and fed them to her.
13 years ago
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
She said she dident like skiing.
13 years ago
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
she brought me a sandwich and i informed her that would be the last sandwich shed ever bring me
13 years ago
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
I met this girl once... I thought she was the one. She was beautiful. Long brunette hair with brown eyes. We met in the spring and spent the whole summer fondling in flower fields and skimming pebbles across lakes. We arranged secret dates with picnics. There was love letters and when I looked into her eyes I looked into her soul. When we made love, it was like we became one soul together.
One day, after working a 12 hour shift I came home from work to find my baby in bed with another man. I pee'd in her butt. Then I left.
13 years ago
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Sorry man, if I had known that you liked her so much I never would have slept with her.
13 years ago
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
"It's not me it's you, now get out."
13 years ago
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roddy116
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i wouldnt know lol
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13 years ago
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
bent her over, peed in her butt, left
13 years ago
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
same but twice
13 years ago
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Lucas
Posts: 4882 - Karma: 1,597
My dick
13 years ago
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
Pooped in a bag. Put it on her doorstep. Lit it on fire.
13 years ago
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.bo.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 133
thats smart
13 years ago
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
she said "are we done" and i was like "uh yeah i guess so" haha
13 years ago
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tj.hall
Posts: 681 - Karma: 37
I told her "I'm not attracted to you anymore."
13 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Stated at her for 30 minutes because I was planning on ending it but was nervous; Eventually she said something or other and that was that. Maybe I have telepathy
13 years ago
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
So I busted all in her hair and I was like "awwww I'm done" and she was like "damn that wa a lot" so I was all like "I'm talking about us it's just a coincidence that I nutted.. You can leave now don't look at me"
13 years ago
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
We weren't together, but I got really baked and hid behind a door when she came looking for me. It was a blast.

Also, after avoiding a chick who I hooked up with who thought we had something special, she said we should just be friends and gave me a fist bump
13 years ago
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
a friend of mine got another friend to announce "paul wishes to break up with ashley" on the morning announcements at our school
13 years ago
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Sean.
Posts: 226 - Karma: 50

i was dating a girl for a year. it was great. i went to her house for dinner with her fam. had a huge burger then went upstairs and got some dome.

the next night i texted her saying "its over lets see new people." turned my phone off.

shit hit the fan, her mom called me a dumbfuck and shit to my bestfriends mom. she told me. I texted my ex gf's mom and let her fucking have it. she pissed me off. that was freshman year of highschool. i am a senior now and she still talks shit.

13 years ago
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Good_Deed
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13 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31074 - Karma: 29,630
this isn't breaking up with her this is denial/embarassment
13 years ago
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 256
That is aweesommee.
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
hahahaha fuck youuuu
13 years ago
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
i said " your like a drug" and she replied "oww like you love it and you cant get enough of me" and i said "no, you look like hell and is bad for my health"
13 years ago
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Alex_G
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calling emopoppiPr
13 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Well, she invited you into her house, you probably acted like a dumbfuck little child, then you broke up with her daughter via text message like a straight up pussy bitch. I'd call you names too. You deserve it.

Hahaha I just realized that you also texted her mom because you were too scared to talk to her as well. Fucking pussy. You ARE a dumbfuck.
13 years ago
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
he was 14 when it happened
13 years ago
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
You gotta spray "we're done" on her lawn with weed killer.
13 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12638 - Karma: 118,395
wow you sure pwned her
6 years ago
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,982
I said “you suck at sucking” and evaced
6 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7521 - Karma: 51,259
TRVP_ANGELwow you sure pwned her


Damn I wonder what she’s doing with her life now
6 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14023 - Karma: 50,312
My obviously now ex was going on a rant about god knows what. I never got a word out in his ramblings (which is actually unbelievable because when I rant, I RANT.) so he just keeps going on and on and at one point he's like "So what are you saying?" In which I internally responded to with well actually I haven't said anything... kind of laughed inside and realized I had an easy way out of this one. He never actually left me a moment to respond and just keeps going on, and eventually says something along the lines of "Are we done?" In regards to "arguing" but I was like fucking yeah we are, peace. He was heartbroken but he absolutely brought it upon himself. It was amazing and the most assertive thing I've ever successfully done.
End story.
6 years ago
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bergobeanz
Posts: 264 - Karma: 962
She left me on read and I just hit her with a BUMP and blocked her
6 years ago
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,285
cheeto_dustShe left me on read and I just hit her with a BUMP and blocked her


Epic bump cheeto
6 years ago
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