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Best Rap Lyric You Ever Heard

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Bill.Nye
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Because the other thread needs to be counter balanced.
Apr 18 2012 9:44PM
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GuacamoleMane
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childish gambinos lines are clever and funny as hell
Jun 6 2012 8:39PM
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MFM
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even a [N WORD] with 24's can get skeeted on.
Jun 6 2012 8:43PM
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m-tang
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I CANT GO TO JAIL MY MOMMAS COOKING CHICKEN FOR DINNER!
Jun 6 2012 9:06PM
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GuacamoleMane
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"e.e. cumming on her chest now thats poetry in motion"
Jun 6 2012 9:10PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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the kids better by my rookie card now because after this year the price aint coming down

and any teenage lil wayne/old school cash money records refrence to diamonds
Jun 6 2012 9:17PM
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belden...
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not really the greatest but very clever

Show this girl meg my bunk bed
slid my balls between that sluts legs
and call it nutmeg

three different puns in one lyric
Jun 6 2012 9:18PM
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eldridge
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Mos Def/Yasiin Bey's verse from "Thieves in the night"

"Yo, I'm sure that everbody out listenin agree
That everything you see ain't really how it be
A lot of jokers out runnin in place, chasin the style
Be a lot goin on beneath the empty smile
Most cats in my area be lovin the hysteria
Synthesized surface conceals the interior
America, land of opportunity, mirages and camoflauges
More than usually -- speakin loudly, sayin nothin
You confusin me, you losin me
Your game is twisted, want me enlisted -- in your usary
Foolishly, most men join the ranks cluelessly
Buffoonishly accept the deception, believe the perception
Reflection rarely seen across the surface of the lookin glass
Walkin the street, wonderin who they be lookin past
Lookin gassed with them imported designer shades on
Stars shine bright, but the light -- rarely stays on
Same song, just remixed, different arrangement
Put you on a yacht but they won't call it a slaveship
Strangeness, you don't control this, you barely hold this
Screamin brand new, when they just sanitized the old shit
Suppose it's, just another clever Jedi mind trick
That they been runnin across stars through all the time with
I find it's distressin, there's never no in-between
We either niggaz or Kings
We either bitches or Queens
The deadly ritual seems immersed, in the perverse
Full of short attention spans, short tempers, and short skirts
Long barrel automatics released in short bursts
The length of black life is treated with short worth
Get yours first, them other niggaz secondary
That type of illin that be fillin up the cemetary
This life is temporary but the soul is eternal
Separate the real from the lie, let me learn you
Not strong, only aggressive, cause the power ain't directed
That's why, we are subjected to the will of the oppressive
Not free, we only licensed
Not live, we just excitin
Cause the captors.. own the masters.. to what we writin
Not compassionate, only polite, we well trained
Our sincerity's rehearsed in stage, it's just a game
Not good, but well behaved cause the ca-me-ra survey
most of the things that we think, do, or say
We chasin after death just to call ourselves brave
But everyday, next man meet with the grave
I give a damn if any fam' recall my legacy
I'm tryin to live life in the sight of God's memory
Like that y'all"

best two minutes in rap history
Jun 6 2012 10:42PM
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white+wolf
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"macintosh of my eye let me take a megabite"

i think from a cunninlynguist song ^
macintosh being a kind of apple and computer, megabyte being a unit of storage for a computer. you byte an apple plus apple of my eye is a common saying.






also, any eyedea lyric should dominate this thread
Jun 6 2012 10:48PM
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Juicy-J
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"i once new this nigga, by the name of William, his primary concern was makin' a million, being the illest hustler that the world eva seen, he used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke and his dreams....etc." - Immortal Technique


This whole song by him, even though its fucked up, is one of my favorite songs of all time. He tells a story through the rap while using the dopest rhyme schemes. One of the greatest for sure
Jun 7 2012 1:30PM
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EvanMeyer
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This

inspectah decks verse is ridiculous


Obviously the roots, illadelph halflife is one of the best hip hop albums ever made I could post shit for days there are so many great MCs alive and dead cant just pick one song or line from a single artist
Jun 7 2012 4:47PM
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Bateman
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Jun 7 2012 4:58PM
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the.nile
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i came here to post this song. its such a dark song but so well written
Jun 7 2012 5:07PM
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Rosstafarian
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"Lemme hit it from the back, girl I won't catch a hernia. Bust off on your couch now you got Seaman's Furniture." -Phife Dawg

lolz every time

Also about a million MF DOOM lines. Too many to mention. Some of the most clever shit.
Jun 7 2012 5:09PM
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Film.
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Hahahha I was just counting down the post's until someone was gonna do this.
Jun 7 2012 5:18PM
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Bill.Nye
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Jun 7 2012 5:22PM
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COCAINEandCAVIAR
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"blow your brains on the sidewalk, let you collect your thoughts"
Jun 7 2012 5:43PM
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futurespin
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bagginz is pretty good

Jun 7 2012 6:00PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Reminded me of an old 50 Cent lyric

"Blow ya brains out in my New York Times run home turn to the sports section and read ya mind"
Jun 8 2012 12:51AM
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NAIRB
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anything from bender this guy is a lyrical genius both in his songs and battle raps, he goes hard out of the 613.

yo...
the pavement boils, i'm sweating rock-salt in gridlock
where cops just watch and regulate the dealers like a pit boss
and nowadays i watch through hitchcock's lens
right down the drain and move on tourists rockin' gift-shop threads
vacation's over, say hello to the...alright, look
i never claimed that i was more than just a smalltime crook
for pocket change, but i ain't really tryna play with these boys
can talk a good one in the booth but got no pain in their voice
for real, and anyone that don't feel it can suck my titty
government city all-star, son 'em so none forget me
sullen and sluggish, 'nuff of us suffered a troubled history
but muster some love to crumble up brother, come bun it with me
now, them snipers never catch the whites in my eyes
staying bloodshot from the bends, holdin' a nitrogen high
a knife in my side, spent my februarys in a slump
respected as writer, legendary as a drunk


Jun 8 2012 1:05AM
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vandersteeze
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I'm living in a satellite bitch
I make electricity without a switch

Jun 8 2012 1:14AM
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Rafiki
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this should definitely be in here
"you wank off in sandals to pictures of gandalf, you stack all their bags in your porn stash. he's got a hard on for wizards, he only called himself blizzard because thats the company that made world of warcraft"

Jun 8 2012 1:22AM
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84891jnf92048
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this whole thing:

Jun 8 2012 1:31AM
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[creative]
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"your more of a bitch than a bitch"
Jun 8 2012 1:55AM
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rareison
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threads
Jun 8 2012 2:13AM
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715.
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Wu Tang clan aint nuthin to fuck with
Jun 8 2012 9:20PM
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The_Beekeeper
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I like your icon
Jun 8 2012 9:58PM
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maxgilly
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BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW, BLCK AND YELLOW
Jun 8 2012 10:44PM
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rareison
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"I don't smoke weed, so no need for the matches, I said fuck coke, and now I'm snorting Hitler's ashes"


"Farrel said get em so I got em, tripped on Bristol Palin and I accidentally shot em, then it ricocheted and killed the game now I'm a problem, so I wanna fuck the world but I'm not a fan of using condoms. Pardon my french I'm going hard as my dick, when I envision my tip on the crust of bitch lips"


"hold your head up, there's a light in the sky, I know you're fed up, but you must try to survive, each moment's precious, don't let life pass you buy, keep focused, keep your eyes on the prize"


"The kingdoms of Africa, and Mesopotamia, machine gun your body with depleted uranium, this is the age of microchips, and titanium, the dark side of the moon and contact with aliens"













































































































































































































































































































































































































































Jun 9 2012 6:20PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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just delete that^ fuck scroll bombing
Jun 10 2012 4:15PM
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Corin
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Masta Ace's Alphabet Soup is this, but a lot better. He uses the entire alphabet too.

http://open.spotify.com/track/0ex5A5AEQEdpgrl86RxB8V

A son, how you B?
"Aiyo I'm chillin"
and I C you D to go out, and make a killin', but where E?
"F that nigga he making G's on tour with H-Town doing shows overseas"
yeah I heard he DJ'd but stop hatin' OK? (I ain't hatin')
Smoke your L and chill the fuck out, I found a way to get paid
you know how I M, we gonna be N
cuz my cousin Tyriq said, to meet him about ten
"Now that's that shit that I'm talking about
so yo let me just take this leak and then we out"
O now you gotta P, well hurry up it's quarter to
and I just got this beep from son, and that's the Q
R you ready? Hurry, I'll be in the S-10, Blazer
out front, he blowing up my pager
"Aiyo I hope this nigga's about getting cash
cuz mom's is about to evict my broke ass"
Chill, my cousin's like the 2001 Mr. T
rock mad ice and platinum, watch you gonna see
He pushin a 600, with color TV in the visor
and got more gadgets, than McGuiver (ooh)
we gonna make dough on the W ain't seen
in your lifetime or my lifetime yo mad cream
oh shit, you seen that car that drove by? (yeah)
well that was his X-hoe Lisa, and that was Y
he told us to drive through the hood and if we caught her
take back that 300-Z that he just bought her...so what's up
Jun 10 2012 4:31PM
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iRapeKittens
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holy fuck when did bagginz get over a million youtube hits
Jun 10 2012 4:39PM
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HamFaceGirl
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"Wake up and smell the pussy" Lil wayne
Jun 10 2012 4:45PM
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rareison
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fuck sorry for that people don't know what happened
Jun 10 2012 6:51PM
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Bateman
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I am silent like the g in lasagna. - Same 'rapper'.

He is a fucking joke
Jun 10 2012 7:03PM
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Bateman
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I am silent like the g in lasagna. - Same 'rapper'.

He is a fucking joke
Jun 10 2012 7:03PM
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Bateman
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I am silent like the g in lasagna. - Same 'rapper'.

He is a fucking joke
Jun 10 2012 7:04PM
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Bsand
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Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato!



Jun 13 2012 2:54PM
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GayWolf420
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Neeeegro, Please.


Nas destroys Jay in this one.

Jun 16 2012 3:46PM
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De-Clan
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i think i wear white casimere coat if its 20 below
i only live 8 miles from the city of dope
i sport that Perry Ellis
girl you should hang when the god wear it
you get the smell like you in Paris

from Ate miles from the city of dope ny andre nickitina

Jun 16 2012 3:51PM
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Juicy-J
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thank you sir
Jun 16 2012 4:35PM
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.brian
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I came in hear to post this. Nas is unreal. This goes along with that though

Jun 16 2012 4:40PM
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qeefmasterflex
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" I breath fire like i just blew a demon, my shit so hard i'll leave your toilet bowl steamin' " - Bo Burnham
Jun 16 2012 10:47PM
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tall_pants
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"ya burnt bitch i heard your story" eamon
Jun 16 2012 11:06PM
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.ZT.
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Work-Gangstarr RIP Guru

Jun 16 2012 11:09PM
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attitash46
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"Weezy go hard like Cialis" or "I speak the truth but i gues thats just a foreign language to yall"
Wayne has been hit or miss for me but some of the lyrics have made me laugh
Jun 16 2012 11:10PM
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white+wolf
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:39 - 1:04 is untouchable, but standard shit for eyedea







I challenge anyone to show me rhyme schemes this sick outside of an eyedea song.





Jun 16 2012 11:54PM
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CashmereCat
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" Suck my dragon balls bitch, call me guko" wakka flokka MGK and Wakka, Wild Boy.
Jun 17 2012 12:13AM
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CashmereCat
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" Suck my dragon balls bitch, call me guko" wakka flokka MGK and Wakka, Wild Boy.
Jun 17 2012 12:25AM
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ski-swagga
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We formed a new religion
No sins as long as there’s permission
And deception is the only felony
So never fuck nobody without telling me
Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real
Sun coming up, 5 a.m., I wonder if they got cabs still?
Thinking 'bout the girl in all leopard
Who was rubbing the wood like Kiki Shepherd
Two tattoos: one read "No Apologies"
The other said "Love is Cursed by Monogamy"
-kanye

i wouldn't say the best ever but someone was bound to post this so i thought it might as well be me.
Jun 17 2012 3:55AM
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JWoods
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I love Biggie but


Well this is how we gonna' do this:
fuck Mobb Deep,
fuck Biggie,
fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fucking crew.
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
Then fuck you too.
Chino XL, fuck you too.
All you mother fuckers,
fuck you too.
(take money, take money)
All of y'all mother fuckers,
fuck you, die slow motherfucker.
My four four (.44 magnum) make sure all your kids don't grow.
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us.
We mother fuckin' Thug Life riders.
West Side till' we die.
Out here in California, nigga
We warned ya'
We'll bomb on you mother fuckers.
We do our job.
You think you the mob, nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers
And the real niggas, all you motherfuckers feel us.
Our shit goes triple and four quadruple
You niggas laugh 'cause our staff got guns under they motherfuckin' belts
You know how it is and we drop records they felt
You niggas can't feel it
We the realist
fuck 'em.
We Bad Boy killers.
Jun 17 2012 4:06AM
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