Marijuana

That's nice.

I've toked it

I've fucked it

I've hucked it

i pooped a pot.

One time I overheard these marijuana heads, and he said "Dood, That rip killed you". His friend died. Don't do it.

nice combo guys!

I was gonna post the obligatory "i once smoked x marijuanas" post, but instead i'll tell you all a story. Last week, i heard a person ACTUALLY say, "I heard he did like 4 weeds.. or is it pots?" that is all. thank you.

that weed he loaded looks like some good old mexi dirt.

having tried it, i think it's kinda lame

I did a marijuana once. Then caught aids never walked again.

mmm kay

I'm really so sick of all these "I did marijuanas once" jokes. They're not really funny and they all sound the same.

You're gonna die. You should balance it out with a pack of cigs.

i knew a guy that did 2 pots once, he OD'd got aids and turned gay, true story

Fuck you pot smoking hippy.

this thread is now about meth

I agree, there's nothing funny about Marijuana. One of my friends did it once, now he's in Al Queda.

hahahaha

hate sleeping? great! meth will keep you up till morning, and then the next morning, and depending on how much you do, just maybe one more...

" This. It was funny the first time and that's it

Why don't you cry about it, you pussy. Go overdose on some weed while you're at it.

there was a time and a place where i inhaled my fair share of tetrohydracarbonates

why dont you do blow like a real man?

I know a lot of you guys smoke or at least talk about it. I used to enjoy it but I'm good on ever doing it again.

I used to smoke all the time but I got my wisdom teeth out. Wasn't allowed to smoke for a couple weeks. Started boofing nugs. Anyway I built up a tolerance beyond my reg tolerance that was already high. Was boofing 2.5 gram nugs just to feel normal. Anyway at 4:20 the one day I had just picked up a 1/4 and there was a 4g pristine nugget in there. The bud was great but the stems were a little beefy and crusty. Def was some some homegrown shit. Anyway I forced it a little too hard and punctured the wall of my prostate. I felt a huge pain. I didn't want to tell my mom, because well how the fuck do you explain that, and how do I make a doctors appointment without her knowing right? Just ignored it. I decided to pull out the victory secret form under my mattress and jerk off. When I came there was blood. That's when I knew I seriously fucked something up. Probably the scariest feeling I've had worse than the first time I watched nightmare on elm street with my cousin when I was 8 and couldn't sleep in my own room for a few weeks. This shit was child's shit, this was some grown up crazy shit scary problems shit. So I ignore it for another day. Went to school and didn't tell anyone not even my best friend Jake. So I was still having pain despite the pain pills I had from the wisdom teeth. I was taking double what the recommended dosage was and it still wasn't doing it. Finally I told my mom I needed to tell her something. I swear it felt like forever and it probably was at least 10 minutes before I could actually say the words. Adn just hearing myself say it to my mom, my fucking mom, made me start to cry. And not just cry, straight up bawl like a little 10 year old. This was my breaking point. I'd held it all in to that point, but that was too much. Can you imaging having to tell your mom that you're having pains deep inside your asshole and it started after you were shoving weed up there? Then having to explain that you were in your room touching yourself and blood came out of your dick. To actually say that to your mom? I couldn't look at her but just saying it was enough. It didn't even seem like she judged me, it was mom to the rescue mode but just saying it made me judge myself. It made it all real. Before I could ignore it, now it was real. She set up a doctors appointment for me the next day. She told me that she would tell my dad so I didn't have to. My dad knocked on my room, popped in for a second, asked how I was sort of shook his head like WTF were you thinking but I understand, you're just a dumb kid sometimes kind of thing. Really was at an all time low. Now as much as I was going to find out what was wrong, I also was going to have to get the real answers. I wasn't sure if I actually wanted to know. I felt like I would rather die than explain to a doctor what I was doing and what happened. Anyway I went, I explained everything. They told me I had punctured a hole in my prostate and it was starting to get infected. The puncture was what lead there to be blood when I jerked off. The hole had healed to an extent but it wasn't perfect and part of the stem was actually still lodged inside my prostate. They were going to need to do a small surgery to get it out. But what surgery is small when you're talking about your fucking prostate. Like I'm not ready for this shit, can somebody just kill me now? Anyway they went ahead and did it, got the stem out and sewed up the hole. My parents agreed to never talk about it again and never tell anyone else. That maybe me feel better because the thought of it was so fucking embarrassing. I couldn't jerk off for another month which made things even shittier. Wisdom teeth out, prostate surgery, and no jerking off all in one month. Shitty time of my life. I basically told myself right then that I was never dealing with weed again. My parents didn't even have to tell me. I'm pretty sure they just knew that I was done. You know there's those things where they try to scare people straight from drugs? I don't think those programs have shit on what I went through.


If you smoke that's cool just please don't rub it in my face all the time. I've been there, I've done it, it was fun. I'm totally fine with never doing it again. If you want to smoke go for it, but please keep it to yourself. Every time there's a thread about weed it reminds me of how shitty parts of my life have been. I sincerely hope that none of you ever have to go though anything like that, and really hope some people will learn something from me being a fucking idiot.

Good luck.

the only thing of importance in this thread

Wow and you say that I try too hard. Hahahaha

Probably not as much as me.

The pot today ain't your parents  budz. They are 20+ times more potent and a completely different drug. Super weed kills. Don't smoke it. Op is going to die.

That was 5 in the morning while I was waiting for more food. Really didn't take me long. You'd be amazed at the speed I not only type, but pull out mindblowing bullshit about nothing and get that shit posted. It's therapeutic as fuck.

I meant you try to hard in not understanding what you're actually going up against and that your posts to hurt me make no sense if you saw the bigger picture.

I smoked pot once and my eyes haven't been the same since

I'm eighteen and I have never smoked weed before, do I get a prize?

Nope.

ok, so i poised this question in the other thread in which you originally posted this horrifying tale, but alas, it appears that the thread was deleted. so i must ask again, what kind of drugs were you on this morning at 5 am that made you decide to reveal such a terrible experience in your life? and PS - I hope your asshole is ok.

You are one lucky bastard. You are lucky that the thc didn't latch on to your cannabinoid receptors and slowly shut down your brain. It is a slow a painful death.

Was really bummed that I never got to see the replies.


I was on a fucked up sleep schedule, hunger, three cheese hamburger helper, and everything I've done to my brain in the past.

" I hope your asshole is ok."

^ I'm doing much better thanks. It grows stronger everyday.

Going up against you? Dude..... you spend like your whole fucking life on this site. I honestly don't think there's a comparison. Do you actually ski? What makes me laugh is that I'm not even trying, yet you constantly insist I am.

Again you don't get it. You make fun of me for things that didn't even happen. If you want to rile me up you have to do better. Really that's all I was getting at.

As far as this site, I waste a fuck ton of time when I'm home with internet, but there are months where I don't even touch a computer.

"Do you actually ski?"

Do you even lift?

"Here's an idea: Take all that sweet, quickly written bullshit you post, boof it, and see if that gets your high."

Who says I haven't already?


"While your at it, stop setting yourself up for people who "try waaaaay to hard"."

You still don't get it. The cake is a lie. You mad bro?

Well, the prize is a nug, but if you smoke it we'll have to take the prize back.

Is illegal and should never be inhaled. ;)(winkwink)

marijuana is illegal. it is a very dangerous drug and you should stay away from it. I prefer cocaine.

I used to ski though. I was an OG newschooler. They used to pull my pass for riding in the "snowboard only" halfpipe 14/15 years ago.

I thin I still have my trustee red atomic straight skis around my parents house somewhere. Maybe I'll mount them up and see if I still got it.



^If that picture is any indication, I think Xgames better watch out.

I honestly wish I had gotten some twin tips back then. Would have been cool to stay a skier through everything. Snowboarding's pretty tight too though.

FTR I'm not really who I appear to be from the internet.

What exactly is there to get? That your jimmies aren't rustled? Like I give a fuck if they are or not, It doesn't change the fact that your a trolling tool. The cake is a lie? Hahaha, that's ironic, because every post you make begs for attention.

Apparently you do. Hence you following me around this site and trying to hurt my feelings. It's kind of cute actually.

Trolling, sometimes, sometimes just posting useless shit for no reason.

"The cake is a lie? Hahaha, that's ironic, because every post you make begs for attention."

Begs for attention? Not really. Just have nothing better to do late night.


At least I'm not drinking these days. Trying to decipher those late night replies was pretty WUT.


I might just vanish. Just like that. And leave the intrawebs for ever. Don't believe it. Just wait. You hurt my feelings one to many times.





^ and because I always forget about the stupid thumbnail on ns.

pics or it didnt happen

take a seat before theabortionator puts that coat hanger to use

Don't flatter yourself, I think its cute that you would even suggest that I follow you around the site. That would be impossible because you smear your bullshit around in literally every thread that's made.