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How safe is Moscow, Russia?

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ECB
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So I just got awarded a scholarship to study abroad in Moscow for 6 weeks this summer.

It includes airfare, housing, meals, tuition, visas, etc.

I only have to pay for leisure activities, brides, and a credit transfer fee.

If I don't do it, I'll have to take a summer class in order to graduate next semester.

I don't speak Russian.
I don't read Russian.
I am of Russian heritage (so I look Russian)
I really want a mail order bride and this might be my chance to meet her in person.


Seriously though, how safe will I be? What should I expect? Is police corruption a problem?
13 years ago
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lbuitendam
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i think its pretty save but people there walk and talk like this

and the other people make weird videos about falling buildings and drunk people

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PhaedeD
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you will be fine in moscow dude dont even worry about it. also when russian is translated to english it can sometimes sound like the person talking to you in russian is being an asshole but its just a really hard language to translate into english. they mean no disrespect its just how the language comes off sometimes. I cant really explain it but it would sound like they are being very serious or something a lot when really like I said its just tough to translate a lot of the time.

go man seriously you will most likely love it!
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Mike-O
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Plus most languages in the world work out of practice, not courtesy.

My friend Tuomas was shopping in Moscow last year, looking at a suit that was fit for him.

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Tailor: Do you like this suit?

Tuomas: Yes, but... it's a bit too expensive...

Tailor: Too expensive!? Fuck off, you poor cunt!

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So yeah, stuff like that can happen, but it's a town of the rich for the most parts, just go along with it. I've heard many American tourists act a fool when some waiter didn't "smile" enough for them or didn't treat them well enough here... enjoy your stay in Moscow, ha.
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PhaedeD
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yes, exactly.

just because someone doesnt smile at you doesnt mean they dont like you or are going to try and jump you later that night. its just how they are and most eastern european countries.
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Mike-O
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Same in Finland, basically.

I was riding a train with my ex in '10 and she was happy and smiles all over, when the couple in front of us, maybe in their 50s, said, quote unquote:

"What the fuck is that fucking retard smiling and laughing at, stupid bitch, is she fuccking high or something!?"

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pastysmasher
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i know someone who went there who got there head stuck in a rotating door and by the time they got him out he'd been ass raped 23 times. i dunno tho, looks safe enough
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EmperorKuzco
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Thats sad. I wouldnt fit in well. Im always smiling
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--ski--
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Lived there for six months when I was younger. Moscow is like most major cities, If you don't look for trouble you'll be fine.
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rareison
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how safe is Uganda
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Panda_with_Guns
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I knew this russian who went to my school freshmen year, and he was a crazy motherfucker. he lived like a block away so he would go home everyday at lunch and get shit faced off vodka then go back to school wasted. but for real, dont fuck with russians.
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TheClap.
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ooooooo babycakes
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pointandshoot
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I Studied abroad there in 2009. PM me of you want info.
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ECB
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I submitted my paperwork and am currently applying for my visa, I'm going!
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Mike-O
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BOOYA
13 years ago
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ECB
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I was just waiting on my parents blessing, and they are like, it's free, you are going!
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caucasian_chad
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Doesn't sound excessively sketchy
http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/cis/cis_1006.html
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Petersaurusrex
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Yeah we have a russian kid at our school to who goes fucking HAM at parties.


Last one I was at he was blackout drunk before it even started. He ended up puking and then passing out 2 seconds later face first in his own puke and then proceeded to piss his pants. We put him in the bath tub to sleep.

Not a fuck was given.
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thenightman
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my old neighbors were russian mobsters and were fucking awesome. Just don't be a fucktard and you'll be fine.
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Toasty.
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St. Petersburg was really nice and safe. like a live episode of cod 4
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no_steeze
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my mom went to moscow and saw bears play hockey

i would go live in russia if it meant i could see bears play hockey. even if i was sexually tortured every other day i was there. i would still get to see bears play hockey
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Panda_with_Guns
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then this other russian kid has a russian girlfriend and they are aparently into some kinky ass shit.
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thenightman
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also carry a video camera with you everywhere, it seems every crazy fucking video of people getting destroyed by cars, buildings falling down and just generally crazy shit happens in russia.
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ECB
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Im here.....holy shit
13 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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haaa thats sick. take photos and post.
13 years ago
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.ZT.
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LOL
13 years ago
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*monsterskier*
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bring me back a nice, tall Russian man?

haha jk

HAVE FUN. and do post a lot of pictures as someone above me mentioned
13 years ago
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Poems
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Can I go to Russia?
13 years ago
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deleted5
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Like any city there are good and bad parts
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Laurent.
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Off all the things you do, don't drive a black Porsche Cayenne.
Police will think you are bank robber and arrest you in an efficient Russian way:



(The guys in the first porsche were innocent but unluckily their ride had the exact same description as the one from the bank robbers including a 177 license plate.)
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Poems
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Just go with the flow dude. My history reached (he's insanely smart) was there once and he said just stick to you and your group, stay out of alleys and don't start shit. Just use logic. Have fun, I can only wish to go one day.
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EmperorKuzco
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Yessssssss
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