420 Thing to Do When You're High

Instead of laying around, why don't you try these on for size?


1.    join NORML
2.    play badminton
3.    travel the globe
4.    go barefoot
5.    meditate
6.    learn to roll
7.    take a hike
8.    rock out
9.    lose the remote. (unlike marijuana tv is addictive and rots your brain.
10.    demand a raise
11.    go see a local band
12.    help a friend out of a jam
13.    Leave this blog a comment ;)
14.    Save the planet
15.    plant a garden
16.    clean your bong
17.    fly a kite
18.    ride a bicycle
19.    shake your booty
20.    bake while you’re baked
21.    rent a movie
22.    make a movie
23.    make anew friend
24.    call an old friend
25.    go to work
26.    try yoga
27.    build a fort
28.    do a cartwheel (been a while hasn’t it)
29.    Feed the cat. (you’re both hungry, but the cat can’t feed itself)
30.    dig a hole to china
31.    carve a jack’o’lantern
32.    hide some weed. (put it a joint where you won’t remember it, just to find it later as a nice surprise)
33.    do it yourself
34.    stop stressing
35.    try juggling
36.    doodle
37.    burn some incense
38.    sing a song to your sweetheart
39.    study karate
40.    act in a play
41.    go camping
42.    hackysack
43.    Gaze at the stars (who else thinks the big dipper looks like a pipe?)
44.    laugh out loud
45.    practice your cheech and chong impressions
46.    SMILE
47.    sumo wrestle
48.    study permaculture
49.    make love
50.    count your blessings
51.    masturbate
52.    play scrabble
53.    go birdwatching
54.    snowboard at dawn
55.    do your laundry
56.    fight city hall
57.    tie your shoes
58.    overcome prejudices
59.    cross a cultural divide
60.    take a walk
61.    get a massage
62.    give a massage
63.    quit your job
64.    sing in the shower
65.    go shoot some pool
66.    flirt
67.    do your nails
68.    start a snowball fight
69.    ride a roller coaster
70.    beg forgiveness
71.    skateboard where its not permitted
72.    have a good cry
73.    watch the clouds go by
74.    terrorize an all you can eat buffet
75.    go to the gym
76.    get married
77.    live the life you imagined
78.    fight the powers that be
79.    learn to sew
80.    write to congress
81.    love thy neighbor
82.    swim upstream
83.    whistle a catchy tune
84.    cook dinner
85.    solve a mystery
86.    call mom (she’ll love to hear from you)
87.    run away to join the circus
88.    build a sweat lodge
89.    have a threesome
90.    Stop and smell the roses
91.    make spin art
92.    host a garage sale
93.    DEFY EXPECTATIONS
94.    take a siesta
95.    play matchmaker
96.    read a book
97.    write a book
98.    download your favorite bands first album
99.    sync up the wizard of oz and dark side of the moon
100.    surrender to fate
101.    comfort a friend
102.    fix your car
103.    rake the lawn
104.    find a new apartment
105.    resolve a dispute
106.    FLOSS
107.    win an argument
108.    plan a picnic
109.    clean out the garage
110.    cruise for cool trash
111.    look through old photo albums
112.    tickle some one until they cry
113.    start a lemonade stand
114.    Dance with your dog
115.    blink rapidly (you know you’re gunna try it)
116.    daydream (what was I talking about???)
117.    do the robot
118.    scratch your behind
119.    pretend to be a car
120.    cultivate a fake French accent
121.    make prank phone calls
122.    bodysurf
123.    play videogames
124.    build a raft
125.    build a fire
126.    wear a blindfold
127.    make a to do list
128.    go hot air ballooning
129.    play paintball
130.    go rock climbing
131.    invent a milkshake
132.    play hopscotch
133.    chew bubble gum
134.    make sock puppets
135.    creat a collage
136.    pop zits
137.    fart
138.    pick your nose
139.    hold your breath
140.    stand on your head
141.    consult a ouji bored
142.    flip a coin
143.    jump on top of a cuddle puddle
144.    use a new word
145.    respect your elders
146.    polka til you drop
147.    play dress up
148.    go for the gusto
149.    jump for joy
150.    shave your head
151.    catch fireflies
152.    skip rope
153.    stay up all night
154.    build a sand castle
155.    cool off in a kiddie pool
156.    stare at the ceiling
157.    go fly fishing
158.    work a crossword puzzle
159.    keep a secret
160.    practice your beat boxing
161.    master the art of ping pong
162.    take down your christmas decorations
163.    tune a piano
164.    visit the library
165.    win prizes at the boardwalk
166.    run a marathon
167.     make a hot fudge sundae
168.    hail satan
169.    go sailing
170.    look through a kaleidoscope
171.    play a round of miniature golf
172.    read High Times
173.    throw a water balloon
174.    research your family tree
175.    hide under the covers
176.    play laser tag
177.    play hooky
178.    get a piercing
179.    get a tattoo
180.    Spin in circles till youre dizzy
181.    learn an instrument
182.    play back gammon
183.    write a stoner comedy
184.    find a four leaf clover
185.    go trick or treating
186.    experience a lunar eclipse
187.    scuba dive
188.    swim with dolphins
189.    watch the superbowl, while smoking a super bowl
190.    connect the dots
191.    tend to your garden
192.    skydive
193.    swim beneath a water fall
194.    keep a journal
195.    talk like a beat nick, daddy-o
196.    head for mardi gras
197.    make your own website
198.    bartend a party
199.    visit the pyramids
200.    go bunjee jumping
201.    play air guitar
202.    BUY MORE WEED
203.    chase a tornado
204.    change a diaper
205.    try some sudoku
206.    play dungeons and dragons
207.    learn a language
208.    start a food fight
209.    take a cold shower
210.    back pack through Europe
211.    play dead
212.    milk a cow
213.    see the northern lights…. While smoke Northern Lights
214.    Steal the show at karaoke
215.    watch old home movies
216.    brew your own beer
217.    climb a tree
218.    make a tire swing
219.    grow a beard
220.     make s’mores
 (YOURE KILLIN ME SMALLS)
221.    build an aquarium
222.    check your email
223.    visit Stonehenge howl at the moon
224.    hunt for buried treasure
225.    explore the jungle
226.    take photos of your herb
227.    wear a wig
228.    draw a self portrait
229.    upgrade your grow room
230.    study mythology
231.    solve and algebra problem
232.    play chess
233.    ride a horse
234.    roll your own ….. sushi
235.    go back to school
236.    dye your hair green
237.    retire
238.    pray
239.    balance your check book
240.    achieve enlightenment
241.    wash the dishes
242.    check out the farmers market
243.    visit an active volcano
244.    go snorkeling
245.    climb to the top of a mountain
246.    light a joint with a magnifying glass
247.    remodel the kitchen
248.    admit you were wrong
249.    write a screenplay
250.    spray some graffiti
251.    question authority
252.    serve some one breakfast in bed
253.    build a snowman
254.    order a pizza
255.    plan a scavenger hunt
256.    chill at the beach
257.    patent your inventions
258.    go freestyle
259.    ride a mechanical bull
260.    raft through the grand canyon
261.    wish upon a star
262.    take a bubble bath

263.    TRIP THE LIGHT FANTASTIC

264.    run for your life
265.    skips stone across a lake
266.    build a log cabin
267.    spin the bottle
268.    vote
269.    bid in an auction
270.    square dance
271.    hack a computer system
272.    play hide and seek
273.    water your houseplants
274.    wash your car
275.    cash in your piggy bank
276.    describe and inkblot
277.    Sew patches on your jeans
278.    paint your masterpiece
279.    browse a used book store
280.    formulate conspiracy theories
281.    clean out the fridge
282.    trim your harvest
283.    wake and bake
284.    dread your hair
285.    win a staring contest
286.    crash a party
287.    live your dreams
288.    mow the lawn
289.    search for missing lighters
290.    watch cartoons
291.    turn over your compost pile
292.    chill out
293.    host your own cannabis cup
294.    play a prank
295.    join a drum circle
296.    look on the BRIGHT SIDE
297.    host a smoke poker night
298.    hang ten on a huge wave
299.    kick some ass at ultimate Frisbee
300.    lay back in a hammock
301.    take a nap
302.    open your third eye
303.    soak in a hot tub
304.    hide under your bed
305.    play dominoes with a wise old man
306.    help out your fellow human beings
307.    read Kurt Vonnegut
308.    make your own jewelry
309.    make your own hash
310.    run for political office
311.    visit the zoo
312.    write to a pen pal
313.    build a bird feeder
314.    hug a tree
315.    dig for fossils
316.    tie dye an old shirt
317.    watch the sunset
318.    jump on a trampoline
319.    make your own guacamole
320.    walk the dog
321.    solve a riddle
322.    Grand marshal a parade
323.    wrestle an alligator
324.    call up an old flame
325.    fly a paper airplane
326.    contemplate something
327.    build a gravity bong
328.    ace your job interview
329.    philosophize
330.    fantasize about something forbidden
331.    Bowl, FUCK IT DUDE LETS GO BOWLING
332.    get lost
333.    get found
334.    finish your manifesto
335.    tell ghost stories
336.    visit a Mayan ruin
337.    wander the desert
338.    read the newspaper
339.    listen to the rain hit the roof
340.    scrape your pipe for resin
341.    redecorate your bedroom
342.    ride a unicycle
343.    cook a meal
344.    go to bingo
345.    see a symphony orchestra
346.    change your plans
347.    seize the day
348.    impeach the president
349.    dance in a strobe light
350.    play some Foosball
351.    change your bong water
352.    sip coffee at an out door café
353.    search the sky for ufo’s
354.    get jiggy with it
355.    reminisce about days gone by
356.    cuddle infront of a fire
357.    drive go carts
358.    make shadow puppets
359.    play stoner charades
360.    set up a kiddie pool
361.    lip sync to the radio
362.    hug some one you love
363.    take photos of your best friend
364.    party on the roof
365.    work in a dunk tank
366.    play black Sabbath back wards
367.    build a worm box
368.    overgrow the government
369.    break even
370.    weave a wicker basket
371.    reupholster an old couch
372.    fix the plumbing
373.    Make a fool of yourself
374.    learn a magic trick
375.    watch a nature documentary
376.    learn sign language
377.    try a new kind of cuisine
378.    go skinny dipping
379.    plant a tree.
380.    perform a striptease
381.    send a message in a bottle
382.    visit a minor league baseball game
383.    set goals
384.     take a belly dancing class
385.    experience aromatherapy
386.    plan a surprise party
387.    launch a model rocket
388.    whisper sweet nothings
389.    visit the van gogh museum in Amsterdam
390.    play a round of Frisbee golf
391.    play goalie
392.    spend the night in a haunted house
393.    expand your horizons
394.    quote the simpsons
395.    sign some ones cast
396.    play with dolls
397.    quite smoking cigarettes
398.    try online dating
399.    download a 90’s ringtone
400.    compete in a limbo contest
401.    play the ponies
402.    throw darts
403.    make a captains hat
404.    make a time capsule
405.    pan for gold
406.    perform a rain dance
407.    play truth or dare
408.    stop shopping
409.    sing in a full elevator
410.    install solar panels
411.    ice skate at Rockefeller center
412.    make your own clothes
413.    freak out the squares
414.    consult your horoscope
415.    rethink your basic assumptions
416.    start a business
417.    build a time machine
418.    soak in a hot spring
419.    copy and paste
420.    roll another joint