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Link to story with kid who shit in a bathtub because he had a boner

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DrunkRandy
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I saw a story on here before and It was about some college guy who had to take a shit at some girls dorm or somewhere at her place and he had to shit bad but he had a boner so he shit in the bathtub abd she walked in and freaked out. Anyone have the link to that story?
Apr 15 2012 12:35PM
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PhaedeD
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this is newschoolers, you will be fed very well in the next few minutes.
Apr 15 2012 12:37PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i shit with a boner every morning and i dont make threads about it
Apr 15 2012 12:38PM
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japanada
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Sounds like a Tucker Maxx story
Apr 15 2012 12:40PM
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sammiedee
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I lold
Apr 15 2012 12:40PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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I think you may be talking about this thread?

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/390497/
Apr 15 2012 12:45PM
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skijunkiedtm
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I actually do remember what you are talking about, I don't think it was an NS original though.
Apr 15 2012 12:45PM
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DrunkRandy
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Trust me, if someone finds the link to this story, all will be happy I made the thread. A chick the guy just met walked on on the guy shitting in her bathtub with a boner at her apartment.
Apr 15 2012 12:49PM
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Stickity
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i know which one he's talking about
it's from some bodybuilder forum where the kid goes out with this girl, goes back to her house, gets a boner, uses the bathroom and takes a bloody poop in the bathtub goes he can't get his boner to piss in the toilet
Apr 15 2012 12:50PM
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DrunkRandy
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Right on. Now somebody find a link to this story.
Apr 15 2012 12:51PM
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Heart
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here you go op:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1
Apr 15 2012 12:51PM
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Amadeus.
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omg i forgot about this. shit is so funny.
Apr 15 2012 12:52PM
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DrunkRandy
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+k to you for the help my friend!!
Apr 15 2012 12:53PM
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DrunkRandy
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+k to you as well,
Apr 15 2012 12:54PM
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Mr.Turtle
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o?
Apr 15 2012 12:55PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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I fucking laughed so hard.
Apr 15 2012 11:09PM
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Rosbif
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What. The. Fuck.
Apr 15 2012 11:36PM
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Parks.
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read that story and i laughed sooo hard!!
Apr 15 2012 11:45PM
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navierSTOKED
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the misc delivers
Apr 15 2012 11:49PM
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AT-AT
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Bahaha
Those drawings are ridiculous lol
Apr 15 2012 11:50PM
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Flacko
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Apr 15 2012 11:54PM
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Lucas
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Wierd lol
Apr 15 2012 11:57PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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I'm pretty sure he pees into bottles, in the last paragraph he says something along the lines of say what you want about peeing into bottles...but I have no idea why, pretty disgusting.
Apr 16 2012 1:40AM
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Davy.Crockett
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threads for sure
Apr 16 2012 1:43AM
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theabortionator
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[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/2009_1223clothesss0012-1.jpg&size=400x1000[/img]


Apr 16 2012 1:50AM
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*Bird
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haha yep i remember this
Apr 16 2012 1:58AM
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theabortionator
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oops
Apr 16 2012 2:01AM
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Lé.Skiing
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could have been prevented if he just stood over the toilet and angled himself penis straight down and arse almost 90 degrees to the wall... still pretty funny because he sounds semi retarded..
Apr 16 2012 2:03AM
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hoodratz47
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for some goddamn reason. this thread is killing me so hard..
Apr 16 2012 6:30AM
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Orrin
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This had me in tears.
Apr 16 2012 8:25AM
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Ender
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water birth
Apr 16 2012 10:24AM
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blackmamba.
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=123521391&page=1

same guy, haha.
Apr 16 2012 11:05AM
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AT-AT
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I cannot handle this guy hahaha
Apr 16 2012 7:41PM
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theabortionator
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Is there a link to the full works anywhere.

Also while looking I saw another one of his posts on there, but not nearly as good as the OG one.

In the last few min found another thread with the text and there's still the pics floating around. Wondering if anyone has a link to a copy of the original. Just came up in a convo and was trying to find it.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=136817203&page=1


Jul 9 2019 12:13AM
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WoFIowz
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Good bump.... Wtf who carries pee bottles with them
Jul 11 2019 8:53PM
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Pigeon.
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FogdartGood bump.... Wtf who carries pee bottles with them


u dont?
Jul 11 2019 10:49PM
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CLQ
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FogdartGood bump.... Wtf who carries pee bottles with them


I’m a busy guy, I don’t normally have time to walk all the way to the bathroom. My productivity has increased a lot because I am able to stay focused on the task at hand without interruption. I am all about efficiency
Jul 12 2019 12:29AM
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ChadThundercock
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I shit in the bathtub because I think it's a toilet when I'm on acid.

Bless up.
Jul 12 2019 4:04AM
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