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Secret name for sexual intercourse

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Shasta.purp
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do you and your girlfriend/lady have and secret words for the do?

mine is "mario kart" dont ask me how it just came to be that way

Apr 14 2012 9:16PM
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1337
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how did it come to be that way?
Apr 14 2012 9:17PM
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Ski_Alot
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sexual intercours
Apr 14 2012 9:17PM
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Crossfade
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coffee is "afterbang" lmao
Apr 14 2012 9:18PM
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Backyard.Skier
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just the look

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Apr 14 2012 9:18PM
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Aidan-G
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I took my pants off before I even knew what was going on
Apr 14 2012 9:20PM
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Shasta.purp
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well we were playing it on the wii and it happened, so there it is.
Apr 14 2012 9:20PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 14 2012 9:20PM
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TechnoPotamus
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perfect first response
Apr 14 2012 9:20PM
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Shasta.purp
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haha zach morris
Apr 14 2012 9:21PM
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Aidan-G
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Goddamn it. You keep tricking me
Apr 14 2012 9:22PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 14 2012 9:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you a smack

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Apr 14 2012 9:29PM
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1337
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Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl
Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl
I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor
A nigga can't fuck, what you think your finger made for
I'ma beat that pussy up
You get it wet enough, I might lick it up
Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl
Lick that clit
Cum girl
Uh, I wanna see your legs shake
Take you to the crib, we can fuck til the bed break
Uh, fuck you til your pussy ache
Think about the type right now, girl, mastur
(Uh uh) bate for a nigga, freak you in the clubs
stop worrying about them other hoes
It's me in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum on your finger girl, lick it all off
Catch it in your mouth, like your last name Moss
Play with the nitty girl, stick it on in
I'm feeling real freaky girl, bring your friends
I can make 'em bounce like 1, 2, 3
It ain't nothin' to a pimp, girl, play with the g-spot
Make it hot, gon on, get your girl, Sheryl
Bring your clique
Cum girl
And I'ma make 'em all cum
Beat it like Mr. Collipark on the drum
I'ma beat it like Mike when he fucked Billie Jean
Work it, work it, work it, til you make that pussy cream
Move it to the right, move your finger to the left
Work it all around til your ass outta breath
I ain't tripping on ya baby, put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Bend it on over, lemme see it from the back
Work your thumb in it girl, I love it like that
Freaky ass hoes, love freaky ass men
Lemme work ya slow, lemme see it going in
Then you pull it out, put your fingers in your mouth
You make a nigga wanna fuck your ass on the couch
While we're still in the club, show your pussy love
Work that clit
Cum girl
Go on and hit the dance floor
Open up wide, lemme show you what's it made for
Uh, like a finger, like a donkey
Lemme see you play, play with your monkey
Damn, cause your ass so chunky
Bring it here, sweaty, cause I love it when it's funky
I'ma put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Work that clit
Cum girl
Apr 14 2012 9:31PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 14 2012 9:31PM
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Caspaaa
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I'm 12 and what is this?
Apr 14 2012 9:51PM
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Raz.
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"watch a move".


and I use that term ALL the time. only one of my friends know what I mean, because she uses the same thing. we tell people we are watching a movie at the others house, when in reality one of us is off gettin some.
Apr 14 2012 9:51PM
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Raz.
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and the best part is we can scream it across the room like "I'M WATCHING A MOVIE AT YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT" and nobody knows what we are talking about.
Apr 14 2012 9:52PM
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Shasta.purp
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my point exactly^
Apr 14 2012 9:56PM
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bleevus
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you are winning, i am losing
Apr 14 2012 10:02PM
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CashmereCat
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Some what related, my favorite game ever is "drunk kart". Many a good times playing that.
Apr 14 2012 10:03PM
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Anathema
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vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet.

cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket.

Apr 14 2012 10:15PM
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Davy.Crockett
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Apr 14 2012 11:14PM
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Backyard.Skier
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you like?
Apr 14 2012 11:15PM
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e_strapp
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Blow up dolls don't talk
Apr 14 2012 11:24PM
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Chubz.
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All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
Apr 14 2012 11:30PM
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Applejack
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amidoinitrite?


Apr 14 2012 11:32PM
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katie.
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Back in an old relationship, our word was "Trivial Pursuit". It just kind of became that, and then one day we found someone on Urban Dictionary had the same idea....


Needless to say, the word is out of commission now.
Apr 14 2012 11:35PM
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Ski_Alot
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you guys have sex, i have newschoolers
Apr 14 2012 11:38PM
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Tittsviller
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what did this turn into a freestyle rap thread
Apr 14 2012 11:46PM
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Shasta.purp
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im glad others have done this as well
Apr 15 2012 1:39AM
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.AR6rider.
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I like the way you think, sir.

Apr 15 2012 1:44AM
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.AR6rider.
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Also, I usually just call it sex. Who woulda thought?
Apr 15 2012 1:47AM
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katie.
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YOU KNOW THIS SONG TOO??????


holyshit. david banner rocks my world
Apr 15 2012 1:51AM
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no_steeze
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hrrgabchick bloourghv tsalkerty meiicht ploncxer gfrawth

if it is said incorrectly by either of us we don't have sex for a month. instead she puts my dick in her mouth for 10 seconds and then says "sorry, guess you have to wait" so i rage and jerk off all over the back of her head while screaming "HWOOBACH YERFKRIJ BABMARF DI SCHMOOBLEPON"

it's a healthy relationship
Apr 15 2012 1:57AM
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bayarea8
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Apr 15 2012 1:58AM
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GayWolf420
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Let's go smoke some w33d.
Apr 15 2012 1:59AM
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1337
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NO I DO
Apr 15 2012 2:15AM
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tBatt
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Watch a movie has ended up being pretty standard.

Or just Hang out, depending on the girl.
Sometimes that gets me in trouble though.
Well, no, it gets her in trouble. He has no idea what she's in for. I mean c'mon... what else could "do you wanna hang out" possibly mean?!
Apr 15 2012 2:22AM
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TheStamos
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I need some Motivation= let's start the 3 hour process of fucking , makin it rain on command.

Apr 15 2012 3:47AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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.d33w emos ekoms og s'teL
Apr 15 2012 5:05AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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wanna go bang it out in the garage?
Apr 15 2012 5:10AM
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soulskier
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my manager refers to it as baking a cake, he has so many innuendos it's ridiculous
Apr 15 2012 8:06AM
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no_steeze
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we just say sex

or if i'm with her and we're lying around i'll say "we should have sex" or "i would like to fuck you right now" and then we have sex
Apr 15 2012 10:45AM
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danderson.
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The whisper song?
Apr 15 2012 10:47AM
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mmmpoundcake
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me and my ex used to call it monopoly... we played monopoly and it got boring, so we fucked, then i threw hundreeeds on her naked sweaty body
Apr 15 2012 10:50AM
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Mr.Turtle
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me and my gf use this secret word we made up called "fucking"
Apr 15 2012 10:51AM
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geteducated
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Apr 15 2012 11:40AM
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Shasta.purp
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here you go

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Apr 17 2012 12:23PM
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JWoods
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Here comes the end of any reasonable discussion on this thread
Apr 17 2012 12:29PM
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