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Walks into class with massive goggle tan....

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caspie
Posts: 221 - Karma: 7
And everybody asks, "Did you go snowboarding?"...

Only my ski friends respect the goggle than.

No, I ski, you should now that, I wear my "I am a skier shirt" to school constantly.

Your guys skiing rage at school?
Apr 13 2012 10:57PM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
Yes, there is quite a bit of skiing rage at my school. Most of it seems to be directed at ski patrol though, I mean they did blow up chads gap and all
Apr 13 2012 10:58PM
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tcgoldman
Posts: 704 - Karma: 723
nobody understands that the goggle tan is a mark of pride for skiers. girls always freak out that they have a goggle tan and only true skiers can understand what it means to have this raccoon face. the goggle tan is a very misunderstood concept that few want but most disregard as bad.
Apr 13 2012 11:02PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
i saw a 5th grader at my school with the most impressive goggle tan
Apr 13 2012 11:05PM
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m.dizzle
Posts: 298 - Karma: 67
10/10, so much this
Apr 13 2012 11:05PM
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james6345789
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You're in elementary school?
Apr 13 2012 11:08PM
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specialSAWce
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almost kinda, at my school, which is no joke like two minutes from Loon, which for those who don't know is one of the biggest mountains in new hampshire, me and like three other kids are into freestyle skiing, our race team does alright but pretty much everyone does it just because theres nothing else to do in the winter. but the "rage" or more annoyance comes in with this kid who does USASA and competes in their gay agegroup shit and does well because theres like no good kids in USASA here because all the good kids to USSA. kids freak the fuck out over how amazing this kid is, he's getting an article in the school newspaper for a win for his agegroup at USASA nationals skiercross and like 17th in slopestyle, and my trips to steamboat for our nationals and 14th at NFPPOS gets an, oh thats where you went
Apr 13 2012 11:15PM
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tcgoldman
Posts: 704 - Karma: 723
thats what i was thinking but i decided not to worry.... ns needs some youngsters
Apr 13 2012 11:15PM
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SkiLefley
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So I walk in to school after spring break with a pretty gnarly goggle tann. Everyone was like calling me raccoon face. I thought it was funny bc al the kids who ski at my school are dumb and can't even 180. They're all like "why do youlook like a raccoon". I responded with " bc I actually know how to ski and it is awesome". And all the kids looked the same even after they went to Florida and Hawaii.
Apr 13 2012 11:17PM
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k-fred
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Apr 13 2012 11:20PM
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flatland
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dibs
Apr 13 2012 11:20PM
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Parks.
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Knowing how to ski is not equal to knowing how to get a goggle tan
Apr 13 2012 11:24PM
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m.dizzle
Posts: 298 - Karma: 67
lost
Apr 13 2012 11:28PM
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SKIU4EA
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I want an intense goggle BURN
Apr 13 2012 11:34PM
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jjdsteeze
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after 12 its lunch
Apr 13 2012 11:35PM
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k-fred
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this, IMO goggle tan look dumb but ohhhh well it might be cause I rarely get one and I'm not used to those. It looks like you don't wash you face haha even if I know it's only a goggle tan.
Apr 13 2012 11:38PM
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specialSAWce
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if my count was correct before this 8 out of the 16 replies in this were regarding the question over whether or not that kid is in elementary school, and if so who gets her(?) just thought that id add statistics to you pedophilia
Apr 13 2012 11:43PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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yes, but both are important skills all the same
Apr 13 2012 11:44PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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There is only 1 other park skier at my school. then its all snowboarders and gapers. most the so called "snowboarders" have gone up like once and are all on shawn whites dick and thinks skiing is ghey. the rest are park kids that have semi respect for skiers. and everyone that has neever been up to the mountains to ski/board thinks skiing is ghey. if i were ever to wear a "I am a skier" shirt, the only person that would respect it would be my english teacher, but he is an middle aged semi bitter man on tgr.
Apr 13 2012 11:50PM
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D_Smith
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My school exactly.
Apr 13 2012 11:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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my school had lots of skiers and they all respect the goggle tan
Apr 14 2012 12:04AM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
only kid at school that has one ever.my nickname has need goggle tan since i was 12
Apr 14 2012 12:08AM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
I got a steezy one over spring break except it was also kinda a burn and my face was dry and flaking for days, and it was pretty much gone by the time I got back to school cuz I did other stuff outside... so nobody got to witness the wonderours steeze.
Apr 14 2012 12:16AM
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stupendous-man
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perfectly describes my school too
Apr 14 2012 12:21AM
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whoa-dere
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At least he's on tgr. I don't think any of my teachers ski/snowboard, and my school only has burton fucks. The closest thing to an nser is this guy that rides 4frnts, but he doesn't even go to the park. And he doesn't want to make an ns account...
Apr 14 2012 12:22AM
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250r
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i met jeremy jones once in october, and he said he hadnt ridden in several months. No shit he still had a very well defined goggle tan. permagoggletan.
Apr 14 2012 12:28AM
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Squeenerd
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everyone who rides at my school is into raccoon tans. It is a symbol of hard work, diligence, and radness
Apr 14 2012 2:03AM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
Only a "good" goggle tan is a mark of pride. Hell, any tourist can get a tan at Breck with 2 bluebird days. The trick is to have that tan all season, something I strive for!
Apr 14 2012 2:18AM
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pastysmasher
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im super proud of my goggle tan! asian people get the best goggle tans though :/
Apr 14 2012 7:41AM
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HamFaceGirl
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Apr 14 2012 8:55AM
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SkiLefley
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My school.
Apr 14 2012 9:02AM
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Ali.
Posts: 380 - Karma: 68
this describes my school perfectly. only there are no snowboarders and no teachers on tgr. not that i know of anyway. i'm like a lone wolf when it comes to skiing park. it sucks.
Apr 14 2012 9:51AM
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James7
Posts: 233 - Karma: 30
this, my google tan is a great scorce of pride for me
Apr 14 2012 10:07AM
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kingskier
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I have it along with abit of snow burn on my face lol
Apr 14 2012 2:59PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i over hear this dumb bitch from across the room..

her- hey derp, do you ski or snowboard?

her friend- i snowboard.

her- yeah me too i use to ski but now i snow board skiing is just so gay.

me- hey hey woah watch what you're saying.

her- oh do you ski?

me- yeah.

her- yeah snowboarding is better.

me- how is that?

her- ....it just is.. i mean the first time i went snowboarding i got hurt and i've never crashed while skiing.

me- so that makes snowbarding better? (mega facepalm level 99, turn around continue doing my work.)

dumb bitches.

Apr 14 2012 3:16PM
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m.dizzle
Posts: 298 - Karma: 67
lol, im so sorry
Apr 14 2012 5:49PM
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*steeze_is_good
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I don't even talk to people about skiing at school cause I just get pissed off
Apr 14 2012 5:55PM
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a.kitch
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where i live in OZ is about a 6 hour drive from any resort, but me and my mates all respect the goggle tan regardless of whether you ski or board. plus the chicks dig it, they think your pretty hard core, little do they know australia only has hills with ice, not mountains with snow...
Apr 14 2012 11:00PM
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270on420out
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Ikr same thing happens to me every year in march
Apr 14 2012 11:07PM
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Weeezy
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God I love goggle tans
Apr 15 2012 12:16AM
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270on420out
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Goggle tans are now aerials
Apr 15 2012 10:47AM
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.Roockley.
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hahahaha amazing

no one that skis or boards in england knows what happened to your face so you get some weird looks
Apr 15 2012 10:58AM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802
"why is your face...dirty?"

"yo that's some serious 5 o'clock shadow"

"wanna fuck?"

all things the goggle tan makes people say
Apr 15 2012 11:58AM
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dmski
Posts: 328 - Karma: 360
^word

goggle tan proves you did work this winter, or wore a facemask.
Apr 15 2012 12:09PM
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kingskier
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true aha
Apr 16 2012 12:10PM
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.R-Lohin
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Balaclva tan represent! My tan looks like an icecream cone
Apr 16 2012 2:03PM
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