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•••DO YOU GO TO PSU? DO YOU LIKE TO SKI? DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH THE BEST SKIERS ON OUR TINY FUCKING MOUNTAIN?•••

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skithesprings
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Two spots in Da Harris Haus are opening up for next year. Come live with me and Mikey Urine.

4 bedroom, two bathroom, bomb ass dank ass kitchen, garage, big ol house, fuckton of parking, 10 minute walk, 3 minute bike ride, 5 minute bus to campus, 400 a month +utilities.

We ski, and hit urban, a lot, could get you a job at tussey doing park things, plus we have a cool backyard for slacklining and a big front yard along the road for boxing matches. We are kush friendly and can supply hard liquor to children.

Prerequisites: Must ski/snowboard, not be the police, and smoke meth. Or at least two of those three...

There is also a sick dryslope setup in the backyard...
Apr 13 2012 4:00PM
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2_fadez
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Thats me.
Apr 13 2012 4:01PM
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japanada
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Does Mikey urine live up to his name?
Apr 13 2012 4:03PM
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Mr.Turtle
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I smoke meth and am not the police!
Apr 13 2012 4:03PM
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skithesprings
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Oh he sure do. He famous now. Almost beat tane dooder in the nike comp.
Apr 13 2012 4:07PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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im a methhead police officer. were gonna have a good time.
Apr 13 2012 4:10PM
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skithesprings
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can we drive around in the squad car and holla at bitches?
Apr 13 2012 4:11PM
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skithesprings
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pre meth fueled party night bump! you could be joining us next year! fuck kratom, we're on some next level shit. although we have kratom too if that floats your boat. and guacamole. or guakamoaaahlee, or however you say it.
Apr 13 2012 8:28PM
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AWALLRUS.
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Apr 13 2012 8:33PM
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rareison
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this sounds sick, too bad I'm still in high school
Apr 13 2012 8:33PM
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BuSkiz
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I got to PSU
I like to ski

but i already have a place. damn
Apr 13 2012 8:34PM
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skithesprings
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meth is one hell of a drug.


Apr 13 2012 8:39PM
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salomontim77
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I go to psu
I like to ski
Drag I'm in the dorms
Apr 17 2012 12:27AM
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2_fadez
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shenanigans
Apr 17 2012 12:35AM
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TheClap.
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DIBS


where do i send my application
Apr 17 2012 1:10AM
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salomontim77
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no shenanigans here
Apr 17 2012 1:25AM
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2_fadez
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hall?
Apr 17 2012 1:44AM
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salomontim77
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mckee in west how about you?
Apr 17 2012 2:41AM
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JKill
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This tread makes me want to live with you guys. To bad I already graduated and would never live in Pennsylvanian.
Apr 17 2012 3:39AM
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OssargYormada
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Can I bring my grandma?
Apr 17 2012 9:41AM
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skithesprings
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does she put out?

or cook and do laundry?

or both?
Apr 17 2012 10:13AM
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skithesprings
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I'm waiting to see the outcome of this FD party video.

If you do indeed party as hard as you say you do, no application shall be necessary.
Apr 17 2012 10:16AM
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alex=
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threads. motherfucking threads. you're completely goddamn serious but i'm still laughin my ass off
Apr 17 2012 11:32AM
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skithesprings
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meth is very are serious drugs.
Apr 17 2012 12:05PM
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pmw
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is this plymouth state uni or penn state?
Apr 17 2012 12:09PM
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skithesprings
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it's the real school, with real professors, and real degrees, and real parties, unfortunately though, it is far away from real skiing.

but two hours away we have some of the best parks on the east coast so it ain't all bad.
Apr 17 2012 12:14PM
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pmw
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ehhhh pump the breaks on the parties, plymouth goes hard. other then that i know exactly what you're talking about

well this seems like a great offer, someone capitalize here
Apr 17 2012 3:18PM
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pmw
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ehhhh pump the breaks on the parties, plymouth goes hard. other then that i know exactly what you're talking about

well this seems like a great offer, someone capitalize here
Apr 17 2012 3:18PM
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daskis
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I can't believe I go to Villanova and all they have is a fucking racing team, which sucks. I wanna live with skiers and be able to ski in my backyard... I'm bout to go crazy with all these preps and sorority bimbos who have never skied a day in their lives because they live on the Jersey Shore and suck
Apr 17 2012 3:40PM
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B.Aussie
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I want to go to PSU and live there, sounds amazing.
Apr 17 2012 5:05PM
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TheClap.
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you can share my room :)
Apr 17 2012 5:06PM
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skithesprings
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If you're considering coming here, but are unsure as to how the skiing is, don't get me wrong, it sucks, but we make the most of our snow covered cow pastures.

this is 7 springs...


this is tussey and state college urban...





and that's where you can expect to ski while attending Sandusky U.



Apr 17 2012 5:18PM
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jeR.
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haha that's the shit, we got 2 rooms open in our house at bowdoin, do have a rail set up and we are kush friendly but we need to be supplied hard liquor cause were 20.
Apr 17 2012 5:59PM
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2_fadez
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porter in pollack. come to the fun side of campus
Apr 17 2012 6:03PM
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salomontim77
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yeah dude where you shred
Apr 17 2012 6:18PM
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Lansfield
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The fuck is this?
Apr 17 2012 6:19PM
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skithesprings
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meth
Apr 18 2012 10:41AM
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Milksteak
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Yo I ski/snowboard, I'm not the police and I smoke wayyy too much meth
Apr 18 2012 10:53AM
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skithesprings
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see, I know you're lying because there is no such thing as too much meth, it just doesn't exist.
Apr 18 2012 10:54AM
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yuck
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damn that sounds like a pretty tight set up. Minus the meth rule, thats sorta a bummer...
Apr 18 2012 11:08AM
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Dhane
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i thought you meant the real PSU for skiing, not this pussy penn state shit!
Apr 18 2012 11:12AM
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ECB
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In September I can come down with my BoneDeth crew and throw BONEDETH 2012.5 PSU Edition if you want?

The only requirement is that you don't care how out of hand the party gets, and since it's in Penn, yes, I mean fireworks, beer, craigslist hookers and fireworks

The only beverage requirement is the only beer can be from our sole beer sponsor, PBR, and the only other drink allowed is Vodka (must be of Barton's quality or less, if possible)


Apr 18 2012 11:20AM
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ECB
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In September I can come down with my BoneDeth crew and throw BONEDETH 2012.5 PSU Edition if you want?

The only requirement is that you don't care how out of hand the party gets, and since it's in Penn, yes, I mean fireworks, beer, craigslist hookers and fireworks

The only beverage requirement is the only beer can be from our sole beer sponsor, PBR, and the only other drink allowed is Vodka (must be of Barton's quality or less, if possible)


Apr 18 2012 11:20AM
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skithesprings
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not only is everything you mentioned for the party encouraged, it is mandatory.

we'll see you in september
Apr 18 2012 2:42PM
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ECB
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Deal, I'll assemble my crew


Do you have a printer or should we make flyers ahead of time?

And we like to close off most rooms in houses, and make the party only in one small room and a hallway (for grindrails and beer chucks). How many people can fit in the small room designated for BoneDeth? Take that number, multiply it by 3. That's how many people we will let in before midnight.
Apr 18 2012 2:53PM
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2_fadez
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so cute
Apr 18 2012 2:57PM
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skithesprings
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fenced in backyard, 400+ people?
Apr 18 2012 3:06PM
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ECB
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the backyard is reserved for fireworks, bmx jumps, unconscious victims, toxic waste and bathroom

If there is more room for people, 400 is about right
Apr 18 2012 3:10PM
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skithesprings
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did you say bmx jumps?
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Apr 18 2012 3:20PM
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james6345789
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Maybe they can give you weed smoking advice
Apr 18 2012 3:53PM
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2_fadez
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I got advice. Just boof it.
Apr 18 2012 4:45PM
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