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How are babies made?

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ECB
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Like seriously, I know, a penis goes into a vagina and out comes a baby

But how is it made in the female?

I can't google it, because the images excite me, so can someone (hopefully ar6rider since he's a doctor) explain to me how babies are grown?

Is it like feeding frenzy?
Apr 12 2012 11:36PM
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marsh.
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im 12 and what is this?
Apr 12 2012 11:37PM
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PJS.
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mostly magic.
Apr 12 2012 11:38PM
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Aomame
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nope, thats all their is too it. as soon as the penis leaves the vagina, that kid is practically hanging onto your dick as it comes out.
Apr 12 2012 11:38PM
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DIX~
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The seamens swim around eating small pieces of the female body, then the seamens all touch penises fusing into a miniature human which then grows in water like those dinosaur toys in cheerios boxes
Apr 12 2012 11:38PM
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m-tang
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im this and what is 12?
Apr 12 2012 11:38PM
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ECB
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thanks, +k
I have a better understanding now
Apr 12 2012 11:40PM
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NinetyFour
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No that big bird with the big beaks gets babies from the garden and brings them to people who want to be parents. Vagina? That's a city in saskatchewan isn't it? And penis, you for got the space between pen and is....
Apr 12 2012 11:41PM
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Timmy.
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hook up with the solid 7
Apr 12 2012 11:41PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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girls eat and eat and eat and eat and then soon because they don't poop they have a build up of food (thats why their stomachs are so big) and then they poop a baby out of their vagina
Apr 12 2012 11:42PM
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NinetyFour
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pCleatus knows the answer ;p
Apr 12 2012 11:43PM
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DIX~
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Girls never poop ever though. One time my sister thought she could do it and her whole body turned inside out. It sucked because there was nowhere left to put my dick in
Apr 12 2012 11:44PM
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ECB
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Pictures of said dick in my inbox now


But seriously, how does the baby grow?
Apr 12 2012 11:45PM
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Bill.Nye
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When a husband and a wife love each other very much, they hug eachother real close. When Jesus sees them hug like this, he smiles. That night when the mommy and daddy are sleeping, Jesus flies down to earth, into their house through the chimney and into their bedroom. Then he takes off the mommy's underwear and pees in her butt. 9 months later, the mommy poops out a baby.

And that's the miracle of life.
Apr 12 2012 11:46PM
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m-tang
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Yeah I used to think they just crapped like rose petals or something, but then I found out here on NS that girls have a special organ that transforms waste into tears, which is why girls cry so much. 
Apr 12 2012 11:46PM
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ECB
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so you're saying this really religious girl im trying to pork but can't was right about waiting until we love each other? well fuck that, back to the sluts
Apr 12 2012 11:48PM
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ECB
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Dix Delivered :)
Apr 12 2012 11:50PM
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DIX~
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;) enjoy
Apr 12 2012 11:50PM
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Mr.Turtle
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thats the spirit
Apr 12 2012 11:50PM
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Bill.Nye
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You've learned a valuable lesson my child.
Apr 12 2012 11:52PM
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ECB
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Well fuck, the only reason I stopped going after sluts was because my scabbies was acting up, but I guess I'm back on them
Apr 12 2012 11:52PM
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sniche
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pee pee goes into vajay jay then blows up and white stuff comes out. This vid explains the rest
Apr 12 2012 11:53PM
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DayMan
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I haven't lost this hard in a long time
Apr 12 2012 11:53PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 12 2012 11:53PM
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DIX~
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But actually it must be normal to be aroused by this, right?
Apr 12 2012 11:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Apr 12 2012 11:54PM
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Bill.Nye
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There's an ointment for the scabbies, there's no ointment to make a girl suck your dick.

Think about it.
Apr 12 2012 11:54PM
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.AR6rider.
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So, basically...a man has sex with a woman, the man tells her that she sucks in bed, she gets depressed and starts eating...a lot. She gets fat, god feels bad that the woman is so fat, so he sends a magical stork down with a baby that he created by chopping off his left pinky toe (which grows back instantly to make more babies). Sometimes god fucks up, makes an improper cut, and you get a baby with Down's Syndrome. That's ok though, because you can just smother it and ask for a refund, and the stork will swing by with a fresh, cute little baby and take away the dead Down's baby in a pillowcase full of hate and regret.
Apr 12 2012 11:56PM
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Mr.Turtle
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holy fuck
Apr 12 2012 11:57PM
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ECB
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The doctor has spoken


Next question, does god feed the baby?
Apr 12 2012 11:58PM
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DIX~
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Finally someone explains using science, /thread
Apr 12 2012 11:58PM
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DIX~
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My dick has been called God before, so I guess it's true sometimes
Apr 12 2012 11:59PM
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Bill.Nye
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God doesn't feed babies, look at Africa.

The baby survives by eating the mommy's insides.
Apr 12 2012 11:59PM
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ECB
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Impressive, and by the pictures, I'd suck it

The only last question is, if you can refund a baby that has downs, is there a restocking fee? That would explain why some people still have downs
Apr 13 2012 12:00AM
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thenightman
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This girl pretty much sums it up


Apr 13 2012 12:02AM
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k-fred
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I lold really fucking loud and idk why hahahah
Apr 13 2012 12:03AM
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.Apex.
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Anyone else feel kinda proud knowing you beat all those little fuckers to the finish line?
Apr 13 2012 12:12AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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*half man half octopus with the voice of Sean Connery.

P.S. ECB
Apr 13 2012 12:18AM
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crab_pretzel
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and thats what we call a reverse cow girl
Apr 13 2012 12:19AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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add me to your friends list so we can be friends forever.
Apr 13 2012 12:20AM
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spliff.Life
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its simple
just pee in her butt
Apr 13 2012 12:22AM
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JIBpsy^^
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jesus puts on his robe and wizard hat.....then the magic begins
Apr 13 2012 12:24AM
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Bill.Nye
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Actually, Jesus *takes off* his robe and wizard hat, then the real magic begins.
Apr 13 2012 12:26AM
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DIX~
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Or you just ejaculate semen into and around a fertile females vagina
Apr 13 2012 12:30AM
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Bill.Nye
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If by "ejaculate semen" you mean pee, and by "vagina" you mean butt, then yes.
Apr 13 2012 12:32AM
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Poems
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Apr 13 2012 12:32AM
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DIX~
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Ever done both at once?
Apr 13 2012 12:33AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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id ask TheClap
Apr 13 2012 12:35AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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fist in the ass.
Apr 13 2012 12:37AM
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Bill.Nye
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This one time.....

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Apr 13 2012 12:48AM
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gusestomp
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well played...
Apr 14 2012 8:03PM
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