I must be retarted....

I cannot get Premiere onto my computer. I'm usually a boss at this stuff, first one to hack my ipod at my school, always showing people how to stream shows and movies for free, hacking all different programs, anything (ya, ik, its really not that hard). I'm guilty of making fun of others on here for not knowing how to download editing programs. And for some reason i cannot get Adobe Premiere. I'm tired of Vegas, i hate the workflow and its crashes. Others have told me how awesome Premiere is, so i want it. I downloaded adobe's download client, and nothing would download for me. My understanding is that premiere only runs on 64bit windows 7. is this true? i have 32. so i tried downloading the free trial of premiere 4, which apparently runs on 32 bit, and it didn't work. so gay. so can someone please help me out? find me a working link or something?? i can't torrent at school, but if you find a working torrent, ill run over to mcdownloads and DL it ther. Thanks somuch, i greatly appreciate any help.