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WEED trouble experiences~

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SnowPatROLL
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ok, so 2 weeks ago my parents found out that i smoke. One night my neighbor and i went to this park across the street to burn. We had been discussing doing this before hand over Facebook. So, when we went out to the park his mom, not knowing we were out, went on his computer and longed on to his Facebook and read all of his messages. So, the next morning my dad wakes my up with a drug test, and i knew i would fail so i just told him strait up. And NOW, supposably, i am going to be getting drug tested. Although they don't really mind that i do (or did) get high, BUT they do care about the legal aspect of it. and they are worried that i will get arrested for possession and then i will not be a be to get into the college of my choosing and its not like I'm failing school either i've got a 3.5 GPA. but what they don't know is that i own a iolite vape, so its not like i am at any risk of being caught by the popo, and they also don't know that i have actually been vaping in my room almost everyday after school. I have even been vapeing with them in my room without even noticing. but, its not like i do any stupid shit, but HOW LAME IS THAT??? who's mom lurks there sons Facebook at midnight? its fucked up. But yesterday after school i went over to my friends house and we were hitting his volcano vape and got zooted as fuck... but I'm not quite sure when my parents are planning on drug testing me and i need to know how to pass a drug test, putting something in the piss like rubbing alcohol or something. my parents wouldn't watch me piss in it so, my slipping something in it wouldn't really be a problem. so thats my question, but lets here some funny stories. keep this thread going!
Apr 11 2012 4:42PM
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Radio
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You sir, sound like the definition of a little shit. I pay for my own fucking insurence and gas, if it's your car and you're driving it you need to pay for it. There is nothing wrong with smoking, but if your parents say not to, and they pay for all your shit, you sure as hell should respect their rules if you want them to continue to pay for your stuff. It's not that hard to stop smoking, it really isn't.
Apr 12 2012 3:19AM
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hot.pocket
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Apr 12 2012 3:38AM
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bayarea8
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im confused......
Apr 12 2012 3:42AM
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hot.pocket
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roasted
Apr 12 2012 3:50AM
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B.Aussie
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This made me laugh so hard.
Apr 12 2012 5:08AM
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maximiliaan
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hey guys keep the internet fight going!
Apr 12 2012 6:05AM
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n.i.c.k
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will do, max
Apr 12 2012 6:46AM
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Oldmann1584
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Apr 12 2012 7:19AM
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Haellgren
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You should never smoke. Its not that cool.
Apr 12 2012 7:39AM
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KravtZ
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OP sounds like a straight up fucking idiot. Great your in your weed smoking phase and you got caught. So be more careful or just stop smoking. Take it form me kids, i used to blaze everyday way to much, spent way to much money on that crap. I stopped smoking weed freshmen year at college feel way better always energetic now and have way more money.
Apr 12 2012 8:01AM
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Grimace.
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kinda funny because most firefighters i know are either alcoholics and have multiple DUIs, perk heads with serious addictions, or smoke weed.  not to mention my boss who is an ex fire chief use to be addicted to heroine(25 years sober, has kids who are my age and is a successful business owner) and i know a lot of firefighters, most of them get extra work with my company on weekends doing demo and construction.

so just saying i think you might have your facts mixed up and as for getting in trouble with bud, as long as your under 18 its just a slap on the wrist, maybe a fine and some community service.  i've never heard of anyone being charged with bud as a minor limiting what they can do in the future, especially as when it concerns college or jobs.  i mean who doesn't fuck up every once in a while when they're a teenager.

but that's just my 2 cents, feel free to respond however you want, i won't be checking this thread again...
Apr 12 2012 9:12AM
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oldirtypatstard
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Nice.
Apr 12 2012 9:55AM
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CliffyByro
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i just noticed, OP has the word troll in his username...

also this for lols


Apr 12 2012 10:30AM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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My dad threatened to drug test me so I just gave him ruffs and we got zoomed as fuck
Apr 12 2012 12:27PM
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ski93
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I've never looked in to urinalysis but I really don't see why they'd use PH to test for drugs. There are many proteins, hormones and metabolites in urine that have acid base properties. There wouldn't be enough evidence to say that a person was using marijuana if their urine tested slightly acidic/basic (which would be the case if OP used a weak base in his sample). I could be wrong, so if you have better reasoning I'd be interested.
Apr 12 2012 12:31PM
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CliffyByro
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i think that'd only work if you added something thats already present in urine, and even then they'd probs be suspicious if there were much higher than normal levels of whatever you put in. if you just put bleach or something in it it would be extremely obvious
Apr 12 2012 12:36PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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Get some little kids pee for five bucks in a plastic bag and pour it in the drug test
Apr 12 2012 12:39PM
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ski93
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maybe, but if OP is desperate adding something to his urine might give him at least a chance. I'm pretty sure this wouldn't work in the first place anyways. Especially if he puts some kind of cleaner in the urine that makes it a different colour haha
Apr 12 2012 12:41PM
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grnwd
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and give it back?
Apr 12 2012 12:42PM
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CliffyByro
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yeah this is true. it would definitely give the desired effect but i just doubt he'd get away with it. worth a shot i suppose, but maybe not if it turns your piss purple haha
Apr 12 2012 12:45PM
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JASTEW206
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ar6, why are you so pissed off all the time?
Apr 12 2012 2:27PM
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ski4fun420
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This is true for sure. I blazed way past college....and still do. It is not a cheap habit at all.
Apr 12 2012 2:47PM
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Smokey.
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biochem major that has taken orgo here. While you are absolutely correct that the metabolite can be modified and rendered unidentifiable as a cannabinol metabolite, the test may not get a positive control stripe because of the detergent or whatever. pretty good evidence that the sample was altered or contaminated.

tl;dr- stop trying to fool your parents and just quit smoking. they pay for your shit.
Apr 12 2012 4:20PM
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OssargYormada
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Just smoke meth

it's easier to clear out of the system

Apr 12 2012 4:25PM
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Skittle.
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oil change it. only way!
Apr 12 2012 4:37PM
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shocker611
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this is the only answer
Apr 12 2012 4:43PM
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.AR6rider.
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Lol
Apr 12 2012 5:16PM
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plaplapla
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WE ARE DOING OIL CHANGES!
Apr 12 2012 5:23PM
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CliffyByro
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cool i was right then
Apr 12 2012 6:02PM
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Pastie
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How can you have a 3.5 GPA when you can't even properly compose a paragraph?
Apr 12 2012 6:11PM
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jewFro
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Afraid your dad won't pay your insurance? Sell your car, no more worries, more money for weed. Boom, problem solved.
Apr 12 2012 6:31PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Why not fake penis?
Apr 12 2012 7:23PM
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SnowPatROLL
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thanks for the advice bro!
Apr 12 2012 7:29PM
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DGski
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because it's newschoolers not school...
Apr 12 2012 10:15PM
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EmperorKuzco
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put in some bleach and you will pass, it has worked for me.
Apr 12 2012 10:26PM
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Lucas
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Baha
Apr 12 2012 10:33PM
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GayWolf420
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If you break it down into a liquid and intake it via rectum, They'll never catch you.
Apr 12 2012 10:37PM
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hot.pocket
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newSCHOOLers...
Apr 12 2012 11:28PM
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DGski
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mind=blown
Apr 13 2012 12:02PM
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maximiliaan
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Apr 13 2012 12:08PM
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SnowPatROLL
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exactly
Apr 13 2012 11:25PM
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*Bird
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wow your a freshman at college! you must be really old and wise...
Apr 13 2012 11:28PM
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fawne.
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i think my story is kinda funny ...
went out west to tahoe nv for a week about two months ago.
everyone was smoking so i decided to try it. ( i have smoked three times before but never got high.)
I had no clue what i was doing, my friend gave me california reef in a bong.
He milked it for me and told me to sip it...well i sucked down the whole thing like a champ.
As i was coughing for about 15 minutes, the guys kept going on and on about "how the hell did i do that?"
After 15 minutes i still didnt feel anything, but the guys told me to just wait.
so i stood up to go sit on the couch and it hit me....i was soo fucking high.
I sat on the couch and laugh hysterically. I said to my friend " Tiago, i have been laughing for like an hour." He then told me it had been 20 minutes. so i laughed longer. Then kinda drifted for a while. My boyfriend had woke up and asked me what the fuck was wrong with me and laughed, the guys explained that i was super high. I continued to sit on the couch, useless.
Then dinner time rolled around and my boyfriend rushed me up and out of the house. We got to dinner and they gave us cornbread....apparently i ate mine so fast then forgot i ate it.
Then i ordered meatloaf and fries...ate a huge portion of it ( i have a tiny stomach). Got bitched at because before we went i annoyed the guys by saying i really wanted porkchops and got meatloaf instead.

Anywaysss....Went to the bar after dinner. Sat down, I was so full i started with water.
Kept telling my boyfriend i felt sick, so after they finished their drinks we left. As soon as i stepped out of the bar, I threw up multiple times.

Unfortunately because i was so high i ate too much and made myself sick...so this girl will never be smoking again.

Bad taste...lots of coughing...complete uselessness...ate too much...vomited...high for 6 hours.
Apr 14 2012 12:41AM
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OssargYormada
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Pussy, don't let one bad time ruin everything for you!!
Apr 14 2012 1:07AM
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Lucas
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Impressive
Apr 14 2012 2:04AM
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SnowPatROLL
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thats funny as fuck.
Apr 14 2012 5:23PM
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