Replying to WEED trouble experiences~

ok, so 2 weeks ago my parents found out that i smoke. One night my neighbor and i went to this park across the street to burn. We had been discussing doing this before hand over Facebook. So, when we went out to the park his mom, not knowing we were out, went on his computer and longed on to his Facebook and read all of his messages. So, the next morning my dad wakes my up with a drug test, and i knew i would fail so i just told him strait up. And NOW, supposably, i am going to be getting drug tested. Although they don't really mind that i do (or did) get high, BUT they do care about the legal aspect of it. and they are worried that i will get arrested for possession and then i will not be a be to get into the college of my choosing and its not like I'm failing school either i've got a 3.5 GPA. but what they don't know is that i own a iolite vape, so its not like i am at any risk of being caught by the popo, and they also don't know that i have actually been vaping in my room almost everyday after school. I have even been vapeing with them in my room without even noticing. but, its not like i do any stupid shit, but HOW LAME IS THAT??? who's mom lurks there sons Facebook at midnight? its fucked up. But yesterday after school i went over to my friends house and we were hitting his volcano vape and got zooted as fuck... but I'm not quite sure when my parents are planning on drug testing me and i need to know how to pass a drug test, putting something in the piss like rubbing alcohol or something. my parents wouldn't watch me piss in it so, my slipping something in it wouldn't really be a problem. so thats my question, but lets here some funny stories. keep this thread going!