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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Fuck me right? just got the call. I have no words right now, still in shock.

not good news, fuck the south and bitches not being on the pill
Apr 10 2012 11:46PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
I'm just gonna take a seat in here



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Apr 11 2012 8:24AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
oh snap
Apr 11 2012 8:28AM
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96
ultrasound or it didnt happen
Apr 11 2012 8:41AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Run away! Just kidding, don't do that. Hoping this is a troll, otherwise, I'm very, very sorry. I'd say do your best to try and get her to reconsider being a mom at this point, or suck life up and start being responsible.
Apr 11 2012 8:53AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
its fucking bullshit that the dude has no say in abortion
Apr 11 2012 8:56AM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
I feel bad for the kid, hope this is a troll.
Apr 11 2012 9:00AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7484 - Karma: 36,072
WTF NS?

3RD PAGE and nobody has asked for PICS, of the chick yet. Come on get with the program, Im disappointed in you guys right now.

PICS NOW.

If this is true, you said you were probably blacked out. Are you sure its your kid? Get your ass on Maury for the paternity test. Heres the link http://www.mauryshow.com/contact_us.php
Apr 11 2012 9:08AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
Apr 11 2012 9:12AM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
If there's one thing I've learned from NSG, it's that some things are too good to be true.
Apr 11 2012 9:19AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
why? its her body. if a guy is so opposed to a baby then he can just walk away
Apr 11 2012 10:30AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Took the words right out of my mouth (keyboard?).


...and if not. Hahahahahaha, you dumbass.
Apr 11 2012 10:34AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Oh yea, thats such a good idea. Let me just walk away from my child. I would never.

The guy has no say in the abortion, and he is stuck with it, wear a rubber.
Apr 11 2012 10:39AM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
The clap is just clowning anyway. Who would have sex with him anyway........
Apr 11 2012 10:53AM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
ON more positive note kids a sweet! Sure you cant do everything you want now but still being a dad must have some benefits or else no one would do it!
Apr 11 2012 11:00AM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
lolololololol
Apr 11 2012 11:05AM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,635
I am officially starting a movement for the newborn's middle name to be CLAP.
Apr 11 2012 11:08AM
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
Or license plate stamping facility.
Apr 11 2012 11:11AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Pregnancy


weird that it doesnt have 'make thread on newschoolers' as a suggestion.   but there are some good tips there if you want to take this further
Apr 11 2012 11:14AM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
If shes super religious why'd she fuck you?
Apr 11 2012 11:42AM
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homebrewer
Posts: 21 - Karma: 12
wondering this too.

if this isn't fake, sucks for you dude. maybe it's time to grow up and stop acting like an idiot. well, you can still act like an idiot for 8 more months then flip the switch to living in the world you gave yourself.

or you could always still act like an unmotivated drunk and be one of those guys who sleep with women get them pregnant and run out on them.

either way your life won't be the same....hahaha.
Apr 11 2012 12:23PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7484 - Karma: 36,072
except for the little thing called child support.
Apr 11 2012 12:25PM
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Trawltopilot
Posts: 545 - Karma: 95
black people are on newschoolers?
Apr 11 2012 12:26PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
I've been around here long enough to take this with skepticism

pics of baby mama are needed.
Apr 11 2012 12:31PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
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Apr 11 2012 12:31PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
First step, turn the oven on to 400 degrees
Apr 11 2012 12:33PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
at least you got laid
Apr 11 2012 12:34PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I dips at least one of the legs!!!
Apr 11 2012 1:05PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Always look to the silver lining
Apr 11 2012 1:06PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
If the child is a boy, DIBS ON BEING GODFATHER

If the child is a girl, DIBS ON TAKIN HER VIRGINITY WHEN HER FATHER CONSENTS TO IT
Apr 11 2012 1:07PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
Adoption?
Apr 11 2012 1:08PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
DIbs on watching.
Apr 11 2012 1:08PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
DIBS ON THE ROYALTIES THIS FILM WILL BRING TO DISNEY ENTERTAINMENT, OR AT LEAST 30% OF THEM
Apr 11 2012 1:09PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
same thing happened to my friend from highschool only it actually worked on his dumb ass. also this is prob my biggest fear
Apr 11 2012 1:19PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
perhaps you can use this to your advantage. maybe they won't let you raise the child if they think you suck!

however, I don't believe you.
Apr 11 2012 1:25PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
The only way you'll be able to get this super religious woman to get an abortion is if you somehow convince her the child will be the devils son.
Apr 11 2012 1:27PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
Well you could try to be a good dad or just take the easy way out and send her a check every month for the next 20 years, the choice is yours.
Apr 11 2012 1:28PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Apr 11 2012 1:48PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
how has noone said this yet. INB4 TWINS

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Apr 11 2012 2:14PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
third page.... are you for real?
Apr 11 2012 2:46PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
way to come back to NS with a bang...oh and 3rd page
Apr 11 2012 2:48PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
i was watching the hunger games last night and when the old dude said hope, there was a pause and i finished with isDOPE!
Apr 11 2012 2:59PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
I dont even know what to think about this
Apr 11 2012 3:33PM
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EastCoast.
Posts: 1888 - Karma: 406
I'm with you
Apr 11 2012 3:36PM
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jdubbs.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 119
same
Apr 11 2012 3:54PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
inb4 twins

but seriously +++vibes
Apr 11 2012 4:01PM
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bweld123
Posts: 221 - Karma: 31
Deny paternity and go on the Maury show
Apr 11 2012 4:11PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337

Just happened to a close friend, your not the only one....

First thing I told him was pull and pray, pull and spray,

Apr 11 2012 4:11PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
this. you can call them denying it and get on the show. but you have to rep ns if you do. show up looking thugged out, with XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL ns tall tee
Apr 11 2012 4:24PM
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DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124
Shouldnt you like get off of newschoolers and not give a fuck what little kids think? Maybe like get a job..
Apr 11 2012 4:30PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
Posts: 371 - Karma: 145
Why no rubber?

Talk about abortion.
Apr 11 2012 4:34PM
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