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Fastpitch = Lesbians

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snow_biz
Posts: 220 - Karma: 13

Is this only true at my highschool or is it true around the US? Almost every girl on the team is turning lesbian...with other teammates.

Apr 10 2012 1:44AM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
I don't see the problem here
Apr 10 2012 1:45AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Not where I went. Sure they were a bit butch but they still fancied the dick
Apr 10 2012 1:45AM
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edai
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Happening here, pretty much the entire softball team is lesbos.
Apr 10 2012 1:49AM
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Mr.Turtle
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i thought this was common knowledge
Apr 10 2012 1:51AM
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Aidan-G
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Is that what it's become at eldo?
Apr 10 2012 1:54AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
if a girl is doing the pitching, yes she must be a lesbian..... unless the catcher is a man, in which case wtf
Apr 10 2012 1:57AM
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snow_biz
Posts: 220 - Karma: 13

oh they are pitching alright

Apr 10 2012 1:58AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Brooke will do anything with a pulse
Apr 10 2012 2:00AM
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snow_biz
Posts: 220 - Karma: 13

whats the deal with the bows?

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Apr 10 2012 2:00AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
3rd base is always a monster troll. Catcher is a monster troll 90% of the time. Pitcher is 50/50. Center field and second are always babes. Shortstop is same as pitcher. Right and left field are babes 65% of the time. First base is not necessarily a troll, but definitely a monster. And there you have it. Every women's softball team on the planet. This is 100% accurate.
Apr 10 2012 2:06AM
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snow_biz
Posts: 220 - Karma: 13

this is so true our centerfielder is a bombshell...however she was the one inspiring the post because she recently turned lesbian today.

Apr 10 2012 2:09AM
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Spinoza
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Lez bi honest here. Fast pitch players are boner killing machines
Apr 10 2012 2:17AM
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Mr.Turtle
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Apr 10 2012 2:36AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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in the wise words of my college's athletic director: "you wouldnt want to date a thrower."
Apr 10 2012 3:08AM
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lexich
Posts: 92 - Karma: 83

I played softball for about 8 years, and this is 100% true

Apr 10 2012 3:20AM
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Aidan-G
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And which were you?
Apr 10 2012 3:25AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
5





(aka 3rd base)
Apr 10 2012 3:27AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
softball players are lesbian. always have been, always will be.
Apr 10 2012 7:08AM
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Ski_Alot
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yup
Apr 10 2012 9:59AM
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yelsel
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we only had 2 lesbians on our teams and pretty much everyone else was good to ho
Apr 10 2012 10:13AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
likewise.
Apr 10 2012 10:16AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
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Apr 10 2012 11:07AM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,079
I'll just leave this here:
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hot-softball-payers/
Apr 10 2012 12:09PM
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lbuitendam
Posts: 608 - Karma: 130
yes thats nice yes yes yes
Apr 10 2012 12:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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lolololololol

fancied the dick indeed
Apr 10 2012 12:21PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
no lesbos on the softball team when i was in highschool most of the chicks were babes.
Apr 10 2012 12:22PM
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zagfan5
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yes please

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Apr 10 2012 12:23PM
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Chaunceyskis
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 346
some of the hottest girls i've ever met have been softball players (one of my favorites was an all american from OSU) :)
Apr 10 2012 12:37PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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im just gonna leave this in here

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Apr 10 2012 12:51PM
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Benji.
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Apr 10 2012 1:46PM
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ZachSkinner96
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no if shes doing pitching shes not always lesbians dumbass. maybe catching unless thats a man but catching unles she a mna. your mad fuckin dumb lol
Apr 10 2012 2:39PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
i played softball then i quit when i found out my coach was a raging dyke along with the rest of the girls..
Apr 10 2012 4:07PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,002
In high school I had a FWB situation with a girl who was almost always playing 3rd. She was FUCKING gorgeous and by no means a troll. She did have some arms on her, but she ended up being a part-time fitness model when she went off to college - so it worked out for her.

...psycho kinky in the sack too god damn. We made our mark all over campus senior year.
Apr 10 2012 4:13PM
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TheClap.
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Apr 10 2012 4:13PM
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NinetyFour
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^^ this man has wheels folks.
Apr 10 2012 4:14PM
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PacificRimJob
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Vroom.
Apr 10 2012 4:23PM
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PacificRimJob
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She looked more like Alex Morgan without the ultimate cuteness factor.

self-high-five.


Also, you can shut up - Gnartron. You have Swedish Twins...
Apr 10 2012 4:33PM
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lexich
Posts: 92 - Karma: 83

Shortstop!

But really, it's guarunteed in baseball or softball that your 1st and 3rd baseman are monsters. And it's guarunteed that your catcher is typically a moster as well. gotta be genetically built for the position!

Apr 10 2012 11:44PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
What on earth are you saying!?!?
Apr 11 2012 10:14AM
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.AR6rider.
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When I was in high school, the softball team was super hot. Then again, they also fucking sucked at softball...
Apr 11 2012 10:18AM
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