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Jew on easter.....

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KravtZ
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jew on easter checking in...pretty dam bored today. Gym closed, stores closed, gunna fap all day. Whatsup NS?
Apr 8 2012 8:46AM
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84891jnf92048
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Atheist on easter. Celebrating my mom's birthday instead.
Apr 8 2012 9:12AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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I celebrated Easter a little more literally this year, on Friday I got drunk with some criminals, on Saturday I was completely dead to the world and Sunday I rose again and went into hiding.
Apr 8 2012 9:17AM
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84891jnf92048
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hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahah
Apr 8 2012 9:20AM
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saskskierftw
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Just lulz..
Apr 8 2012 9:29AM
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Ski_Alot
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athiest on easter, still get candy
Apr 8 2012 9:35AM
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roddy116
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woke up at 5 went to church back, gonna go hunt for eggs now :D
Apr 8 2012 9:37AM
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ZAHNER
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my moms draging me to church... pretty gay
Apr 8 2012 9:51AM
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theBearJew
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I just play with my baseball bat.
Apr 8 2012 10:07AM
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TOAST.
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Is it that big of a deal? Just go, its like 1 hour out of your life.
Apr 8 2012 10:11AM
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Spinoza
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This thread is gonna blow. This thread is gonna blow hard
Apr 8 2012 10:12AM
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Spinoza
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K here's a thought: You know the chocolate eggs that the rabbits lay in the commercial, well I think I figured out whatsup. Since rabbits don'tay eggs it doesn't make sense, but rabbits do lay something else that resembles chocolate. So maybe theyre implying that ye chocolate is rabbit shit and laughing at us for not figuring it out
Apr 8 2012 10:22AM
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VT_FLO
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American on Easter, got candy, listening to skynyrd and studying for exams.
Apr 8 2012 10:24AM
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Cufe.
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Fellow Jew here, it is passover right now, you should be waiting until night fall, saying a prayer then popping bottles. Thats what moses would want.
Apr 8 2012 10:28AM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Christian on Easter. Stoked for Jesus and what he did. Haters gonna hate.
Apr 8 2012 10:28AM
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infuser
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hahahahahahahahahahaha classic
Apr 8 2012 10:34AM
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cwillygood
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Yes sir! I like easter also cuz I get to see some family its a good time
Apr 8 2012 10:38AM
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Uncle.Badness
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fellow jew/ non-theist here... I feel you
Apr 8 2012 10:38AM
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Skavengers303
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i may be wrong but wouldn't the joke be that you don't see the purpose or point. i think you are mistaking nihilism with agnosticism or solipsism
Apr 8 2012 10:45AM
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Skavengers303
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never mind, i just have never heard of the term metaphysical nihilism before. i always just thought it only related to the absence of an objective purpose
Apr 8 2012 10:51AM
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AWALLRUS.
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christian on easter.

but i've never been to church in my life and fuck easter eggs.

the only egg hunt im going on is in my girl's pussy.
Apr 8 2012 11:08AM
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AWALLRUS.
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i'm making my own jesus
Apr 8 2012 11:13AM
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NinetyFour
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Why did they un ban you........?
Apr 8 2012 11:54AM
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AWALLRUS.
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Apr 8 2012 12:05PM
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Goku
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I'm a Vegan Atheist on Easter. Beat that fuckers
Apr 8 2012 12:05PM
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Bear_Grylls
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HAHAHAH
Apr 8 2012 12:06PM
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HitTheJim
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I'm an Atheist who's gonna eat a delicious fucking ham soaked in candy gravy. Beaten.
Apr 8 2012 12:09PM
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JDUB28
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fellow jew here as well... real damn bored

my thoughts right now = MUST EAT BREAAAD (only 2 days in to passover)
Apr 8 2012 12:22PM
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AWALLRUS.
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lol jewdub28
Apr 8 2012 12:24PM
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BrewskiJr
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This thread is lulz
Apr 8 2012 12:31PM
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WI_Personallty
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yes and ham
Apr 8 2012 12:46PM
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Stickity
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trying to figure out how witchcraft is a sin/how easter isn't a devil's holiday when it takes witchcraft of some sort to bring someone back from the dead
Apr 8 2012 12:52PM
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introvert
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What did the German kid get for xmas? a J.I Jew.



Just kidding. My family isn't christian at all so we don't do anything for easter. Shits boring, yo.
Apr 8 2012 12:54PM
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Logey.
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lawl your life must suck
Apr 8 2012 12:58PM
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maynaiseman
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I am a nothing on easter. My mommy gave me candy and im going to my aunt's for dinner. Fuck the police.
Apr 8 2012 12:59PM
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pennstater
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My Jewish easter goes like this.
1. FAP
2. Get Baked
3. FAP
Apr 8 2012 1:12PM
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c_roll
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poly-theist on Easter. sacrificed a goat. pretty normal day for us
Apr 8 2012 1:15PM
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StevenR
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Just finished a bowl of Matzo ball soup. I challenge anyone who thinks they can make a better one than my mom.
Apr 8 2012 1:19PM
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gwhitey
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yes.
Apr 8 2012 1:59PM
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corona
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EVERYONE! EASTER IS CANCELLED




they found the body








terrible jokes are so hot right now
Apr 8 2012 2:04PM
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katie.
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Atheist on easter

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Stupid amounts of chocolate from my German family, a lethal dose of mini eggs sitting in my kitchen, a truck load of jelly beans, and the celebration of yet another commercialized holiday. Yay!
Apr 8 2012 2:09PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Atheist on Easter with a family of roman Catholics with me making sarcastic remarks all day in church and early dinner equals lots of lols for me
Apr 8 2012 2:12PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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im living alone on easter and will be eating no candy, hunting no eggs, and probably have ramen and chicken nuggets for dinner.
Apr 8 2012 2:14PM
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corona
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just get really hammered and hide your Easter eggs, then when you wake up tomorrow morning you won't know where they are and can have an Easter egg hunt
Apr 8 2012 2:18PM
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theabortionator
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Kevtrons Jewish.


I'll ask him how he copes
Apr 8 2012 2:21PM
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