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Funny nicknames

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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
anyone got some funny nicknames for people they work/ride/hang out with?

Pilot Light - the guy never goes out
Snipers Dream - has a big head

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Apr 7 2012 8:43PM
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EMK
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 669
nope :)
Apr 8 2012 5:51PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
captain dickhead

someone is saved in my phone adress book under that name and i dont have any idea who it is. ive even gotten text from the number a couple times.
Apr 8 2012 5:53PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
i have a friend named joseph and we call him joey sometimes

hehe
Apr 8 2012 5:54PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
my brother and sisters always called me drollie (dutch for stupid little turd), that sucked
Apr 8 2012 5:55PM
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Rosstafarian
Posts: 262 - Karma: 93
My name's Ross, but sometimes my friends call me Ros for short
Apr 8 2012 6:01PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
why is there an ad on the side of my screen with a guy with an 8 pack and an outie belly button
Apr 8 2012 6:02PM
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Kman000
Posts: 93 - Karma: 14
My buddies call me Mad Dog and Tyrone. My real name is Kaidan. Don't ask me how they came up with them...
Apr 8 2012 6:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
everybody's name at work is either asshole or jackass.
Apr 8 2012 6:22PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
bucky, and mottles (the kids last name) and bottles
Apr 8 2012 6:24PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
my friends call me OT kinda like OG so they say OT mud bone or otmb for short after OG mudbone
Apr 8 2012 7:44PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
sky crane --- biggest tool in the world
Apr 8 2012 7:45PM
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Mint-BerryCrunch
Posts: 115 - Karma: 32
So.... Are you as well endowed as this OG Mudbone in question?
Apr 8 2012 7:46PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
They call me the incredible hulk
Apr 8 2012 7:47PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
I lost.
Apr 8 2012 7:48PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
people call me "the snarf" and "my friend with a very large penis"
Apr 8 2012 7:49PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
if what you are asking is if i have a 20 inch penis, then that statement would be consider by most to be a fact
Apr 8 2012 7:50PM
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.Mouse
Posts: 164 - Karma: 78
my friends call me mouse
Apr 8 2012 9:47PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
Tammy Wamsticks?
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Apr 8 2012 9:52PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
I am known as "Tidwells"
Apr 8 2012 11:06PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
im nips and my friend is known as tits. we're a good combo
Apr 9 2012 12:58AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
My name is Lampard and everyone calls me Lamptard.
Apr 9 2012 1:00AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
everyone i know calls me rusty
Apr 9 2012 1:02AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
my name is kyle and people call me Kev, vanpuls, and wags
Apr 9 2012 1:04AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
best friend calls me CP.

nicknames for other people...dick slinger
Apr 9 2012 1:17AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
or brussel sprout, even worse.
Apr 9 2012 1:34AM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
My name is Nikki, but you can call me Dre
Apr 9 2012 1:35AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
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Apr 9 2012 1:37AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

we call my friend jesse JESSBUTT. inside joke. but its funny.

oh we also call his girlfriend jen9. like, we actually say it like "jen-nine". that's the only way we address her. why a 9 you say? well because we initially called her a 7 (7/10) and then when they started dating and she'd bake cookies n shit for us we had to bump her up to a 9. yep, when we all met for the first time we crashed in a giant bed all drunk n shit and starting ripping into this girl, calling her a 7/10, bashing her average appearance, style, etc. and now they've been dating for years and are probably going to get married. jessbutt and jen9. good times. i made out with her first too. ha.

Apr 9 2012 1:37AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,188
My name is jesus. But my friends call me jesus
Apr 9 2012 1:46AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
j,j,j,j,jk love
Apr 9 2012 1:52AM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 9 2012 1:53AM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
We all call this one kid Captain Hook because we were camping one time and he was sharing a sleeping bag with a girl, and while she was asleep he tried to finger her. Before he did it, he asked the rest of us for approval by making a hand gesture like a hook, and though at the time none of us understood what he was trying to gesture, that is where he got his nickname. Oh and there's an asian girl that I call squinty. Creative right?
Apr 9 2012 2:05AM
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Lifestyles
Posts: 597 - Karma: 129
Lucy (loosey)- slutty friend that's a girl
Apr 9 2012 2:45AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I was called cunt for like 2 straight ski seasons. My name is kent.
Apr 9 2012 9:28AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
usually just jamie (my name), or one-three-three-seven if they are ns'ers. lawlnoobs
Apr 9 2012 9:29AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
mams?

my family calls me that. but normally just mandy...
Apr 9 2012 12:11PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
i call my penis "esteban"
Apr 9 2012 12:17PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
Uhhh nope
Apr 9 2012 1:51PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
all my friends call me Curry cause I'm Indian and my names Kiran. Also, we call my one friend muskrat cause he is ugly as fuck
Apr 9 2012 1:58PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
my nicknames vary between 'chippy', 'flange' and 'sleeping guy' depending who i'm with
Apr 9 2012 2:02PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
we called this kid i know "big country" but then we shortened it to "big cunt" now we just call him "cunt"
Apr 9 2012 4:40PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
I call my friend "Drug Money" because he really wanted to get a new Jetta, so he got da hookups and made a little over $5000.00 from nothing in two weeks just selling weed. Three days after he got the car, his dad found just under a pound of weed in his room lololol.
Apr 9 2012 4:44PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
so you are not a mix of a rimjob and a handjob... good to know
Apr 9 2012 4:45PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Lampshade - My friends brother. Blends into the corner of a party like a lampshade

Shpeence - hard to spell like its pronounced. Gets super fucked up and dead like and the Shpeence emerges.

Apr 9 2012 4:47PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Chimp - Looks like chimp
Apr 9 2012 4:47PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
I get called Blake n' Mild. It actually sounds kinda sick so I'm find with it
Apr 9 2012 5:14PM
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Gmart
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 273
Ive been called the immigrant, my dads an immigrant Pee-wee, I'm 6'4 Perry the platypus, cause I called my friend fat and he got mad Also gay-b, gay-breel, gay-ba, my names Gabe
Apr 9 2012 6:39PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
I call one of my friends drunky McPiss Pants, I'm sure you can figure out why.
Apr 9 2012 6:41PM
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