HEY YOU, what should we name our team?

Alright so we've got a dodgeball tournament coming up this afternoon and we need a good name. A few teams alright got denied because of "inappropriate" names, so we want something funny but that might not be understood by the adults that are in charge of the thing. I've seen the other threads on dodgeball team names, BUT the thing is that a few kids on our team already went out and got these shirts at Walmart.. We've gotta come up with a name within the next few hours that goes with these shirts. Ideas anyone?! We were going to be "The Underclassmen Girls" because of their chronic need to drink to be cool but we're hoping to come up with something better.