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HEY YOU, what should we name our team?

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JStrathern
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Alright so we've got a dodgeball tournament coming up this afternoon and we need a good name. A few teams alright got denied because of "inappropriate" names, so we want something funny but that might not be understood by the adults that are in charge of the thing. I've seen the other threads on dodgeball team names, BUT the thing is that a few kids on our team already went out and got these shirts at Walmart.. We've gotta come up with a name within the next few hours that goes with these shirts. Ideas anyone?! We were going to be "The Underclassmen Girls" because of their chronic need to drink to be cool but we're hoping to come up with something better.
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plaplapla
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high school kids


thats your team name
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Barefootin_Fiend
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"Off in the Shower" that way whenever you lose, the team you play has to say that they beat "off in the shower". harharharharhar. derp.
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Anathema
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skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, and scallywhops
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plaplapla
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ahh please do this
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JStrathern
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That's been suggested/used a million times so I'd rather not

And other people I appreciate the help but they should be at least somewhat related to the shirts
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Anathema
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team dehydrated snoopy
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Lucas
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cottonmouth
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JStrathern
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Hahahahaha I actually loled maybe I'll use that
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PopsicleStand
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the walmart greeters, because thats where that shirt looks like it came from
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PopsicleStand
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HEY ASSHOLE DONT YOU READ!!!

haha had to go ahead and call myself out before anyone else does
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theBearJew
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Average Joes. Its never been done!
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NinetyFour
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Russian Space Rangers
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.Jacob
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donkey punchers.
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Montville57
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Dodging devil donkeys
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sklermang
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The cum guzzlers
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Flyon
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BallzDeep!
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Charlie_Kelly
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Team Trendwhore, with JStrathern mounting the assault. Good luck Joe! I hope Pete isn't on your team.
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maxgilly
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Fart box tongue punchers
done.
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JStrathern
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Good one and no he is not he's on the 2nd Coming
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rudager
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TEAM RAMROD
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Haellgren
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Searchbarers.
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mowglii
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africa
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JStrathern
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I'd love the link to a thread with a picture of a snoopy t shorter with the quote "I need a drink" asking for a dodgeball name related to the shirt.
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.ZT.
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One in the Oven
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e_strapp
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The solid 7's
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Rafiki
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fuck bitches get money
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2_fadez
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The alcoholic stepfathers.
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Kekambas.
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doggystyle
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Randy_Quench
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Instead of coming up with a name for those shirts you should just get a new uniform. Thise shirts suck and the intergallactic ball pounders are gonna whomp you.
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Rafiki
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reverse cowgirls

we had a community volleyball tournament and that was my teams name
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Yeezy
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Faith hills and just stuff your shirts
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DubV134
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Team T-Bag
or the pg version - Team Balls In Your Face
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soulskier
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na
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soulskier
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naked by the phone
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Crossfade
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Hey you! out there in the cold. Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me.
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J_Christoph
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hahahaha
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t-roy
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"Rattlesnakes and Condoms: two things we don't fuck with"


just leave out the 2nd part unless someone asks
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Thadius.Castle
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The un-creative cunts.

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Davy.Crockett
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the abusement park

therapist
the rapists.

get it?
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Anal Rangers
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Deluge
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Fudge Packers
or
smegma
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Lé.Skiing
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go with "narcoleptic necrophiliacs"
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eldridge
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dixie wrecked.
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ALaw
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The 69er's
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TechnoPotamus
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THE GOLDEN DUNG BLASTING DICKHOLES YAYYYYYYYY
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fupaface
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The Raging Pussies
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Mr.DarthVader
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all dodge no balls
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errrka
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Team Step Dad;
because we beat you and you hate us.
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Cufe.
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The butthole surfers
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SterlingArcher
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white power.
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