Way back in the year of two thousand and four,
I was a bored little seventeen year old looking for more.
One day a friend showed me a website about two plankers,
It was infinitely more entertaining than websites for dong spankers.
That website was newschoolers and I was immediately hooked,
But similar to my eggs this morning, my grades in school became immediately cooked.
From pictures, to news, to bullshit and boobs,
Non ski gabber was always my favorite route I'd choose.
As most of you know I like to make people laugh,
Whether it's posting pics or talking about Helen Keller fucking a giraffe.
I've made a lot of really great friends during this journey,
And I have no doubt that if we party together one day I'll go out on a gurney.
I want to thank you all for making my experience such a fuckin rockin time,
And I shall continue trying my hardest to improve on this shitty rhyme.
Hi friends, thanks for making NS what it is and continues to be. Love the shit out of all of you. Well, most of you. Now then, nobody cares about 10,000 posts so let's post ridiculous shit. here we go.....
LET'S DANCE
yeah pretty much this
