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I'm sorry, but your tip smells like weed. We're going to confiscate that.

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theabortionator
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http://now.msn.com/now/0404-cops-seize-tip.aspx
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alvy.
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nabbed by the 5-0
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c_roll
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FUCK THE POLICE!

god damn pigs, they go fucking nuts over weed, like it honestly isn't even a big deal, get over yourself police department
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cubber
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YAY MINNESOTA
i heard it was money raised from some incestual pep rally, where weed was present
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Spic-N-SpaN
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[IMG]http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/Smells-Like-Bullshit_ecdd5dc808a3592e79a0b2490257c87f.jpg[IMG]
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Petey.
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American Police - Not at all an embarrassment.
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BIll.Lumbergh
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thats some bullshit!
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hahahaha so what if it smells like weed? Half the bills in their wallets have probably been used to snort coke. Give the poor girl her money with interest.
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notadoctor
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The police won't release the cash for an independent drug test, although a pair of restaurant employees who are "familiar with [marijuana]" said it definitely wasn't weed-scented.
awesome
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ActualNinja
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Thats just how american money smells.
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ChuckTesta
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sucks to suck loljk that really sucks bad imagine being like "HOLY SHIT SOMEONE LEFT ME 12K! I LOVE YOU STRANGER Click for larger image

then all of the sudden....
uhh hai ur moneh smells of teh mary jane i think i will take thatClick for larger image


oh and how did they even find out about the money?
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MrYeates
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hahahahaha
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smooticus
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Im sure the money was traced or some shit, fucking media trying to start a shit storm like always.
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Lucas
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Wow?
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soulskier
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why did they get their hands on the money in the first place?
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DERS.
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right... because 90% of american bills have traces of cocaine on it. its a good thing they seized the money.
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Lé.Skiing
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I swear if the cops are meant to protect the public I say its the public who should vote on whether a cop should get to keep his/her job...  


oh where did all the crooked cops go?  Hell, where the fucking belong
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ChocolateMilk.
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Came here to post this.
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skithesprings
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if that's how things worked, every cop that wrote a speeding ticket would lose his job.


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JWD*
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job of a cop turns some good to bad(didnt say all, SOME)
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thenightman
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haha i read this as someone confiscating someone tip of their dick because it reeked of weed. needless to say i was confused.
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theabortionator
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weird
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Negro_Jesus
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i thought it meant ski tip
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GypsyLovin
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Fancy seeing you hear sir! But honestly that's bullshit. Give her dem moneys
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ThundaKilla
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The two employees familiar with Marijuana

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Zump.
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Haha, my thoughts exactly
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GayWolf420
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Good thing they didn't find my 9. It smells like taint and weed.
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The_Big_Tuna
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Well damn
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Big.L
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I think they should take the money, first off nobody but an ignorant drug dealer leaves a twelve thousand dollar tip, second if the cops made buys from the dealer then they have a right to take the money to check the serial numbers, and if you go to a bank with money that smells like weed they'll take it too, drug money is illegal and that bitch is just a greedy whore
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Mr.LemonPie
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That isn't true, there was a story when I was growing up about a guy who won the lottery, the day of the drawing he had lunch out at some chain restaurant, and like a month later he went back and gave the girl a twenty thousand dollar tip so she could finish college...Some people like to try to change someones life. Why would you call some random girl a greedy whore?...
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84891jnf92048
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trolololo
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Phil-X-
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She shouldnt have brought it to the police in the first place. Jus sayin. After she got the tip she ran out to the women and asked whats up with all this cash and the lady said keep it, its your tip. At that point I woulda said thanks! and hid that shit in my car or work locker
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