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mikemac
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I have observed that shotgunning beers in ski edits has become a staple in many cases, yet I have been mildly disgusted by the poor form i have seen of late. You guys are supposed to be role models for the younger generation, and yet your velocity, hole size, opening methods, and chug count are all pretty pathetic. The younger kids on this site really look up to you, and your just setting an awful example.
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Tent
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Lol.
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UFOsarereal
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10/10
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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Came in here expecting another stupid thread on skiing with an incorrect stance.. this is much better
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Flying~Squirrel
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true, i was watching an edit today and it took the guy like 10 seconds to finish a damn keystone.
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Saintlysteeze
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great thread
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JamesH
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The latest Guacamole Sundayz by chance?
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Puzzled
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Indeed
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NotGhood
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i lost
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clive_bixby
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maybe we should post videos of ourselves shot gunning beers.........
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Throwaway.closed
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your just jealous you cant shotgun a beer
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SteveStepp
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I failed
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Dr.Gonzo
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pretty much a direct shot at this guy right here, but yea, my grandma is better at shotgunning than you.
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[evan]
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Can somebody please post some step by step directions so I can grow up to be a succseful binge drinker?
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Cotter
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quality thread
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Dr.Gonzo
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Dhane
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im not here to beat around the bush. its true
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SKIU4EA
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Shotgunning beers, burning 1, and throwin up gang signs are all key elements which you MUST have in an edit. Every1 knows this.
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specialSAWce
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yeah but doing this shit is just a gateway to drifting cars smoking dope and shooting guns at street signs, and then fleeing from police flipping your car and trying to run away. Have we really learned nothing from lesh?
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blindside
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Peter Olenick
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Karma_Police
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Absurdly good at it.
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Mr.Bishop
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Thread win
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DubV134
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in this bitch/

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Dr.Gonzo
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lol, forgot about that.
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Saintlysteeze
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they may be inbred, but they sure can party
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Flying~Squirrel
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wow im so happy i spent st pattys day in boston and not west virginia
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R.Fahey
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Steve has never been good at shotgunning. However, Timzilla and, and eHeath are really really good at it.
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fillup
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thumb holes
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SteveStepp
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lol
i can thumb-gun it, but im terrible at teh drinking
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jason...
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shotgunning dont count when you're drinking utah beer
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broosh
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agreed...who wants to have a shotgunning contest. i dont think ive ever lost. points for speed and style
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skituner
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partying hard is, always has been, and forever will be a part of ski culture, don't hate
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BWalmer
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It's like they're not even trying to find the bubble...just stab and go. #shame
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Karma_Police
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Wait bubble?  Are you serious?

I feel like I've been missing something my whole life.
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Moosen
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Winning!
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Dr.Gonzo
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the bubble, like the air in the beer before you open it up.
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TheHuggyBear
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fucking this everytime i see this i cringe..as a college student with a large party record i can honestly say it pissy me off when people film shitty shotguns.

and not trying to claim I can shotgun over twice as fast as the people in these edits. they do not elevate the bottom of their beer so in turn it foams and spills everywhere, they do not take into account where there tab is located on the top of the beer, there hole is usually rather small, and lastly it is clear they can not open there throat to consume vast amounts of alcohol in a short time. 12 year olds read this and someday you will be shotgunning tall boy pbrs like they are water
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Dr.Gonzo
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I watch this happen to often
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snomaster
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haha. the fat guy in that youtube video ^^^^^^^ made a 9:45 minute movie on how to shotgun a beer?? should be less than 30 seconds. I couldn't pay attention that long! too thirsty :)
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fillup
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Utah beer is about as equivalent as a keystone light anyways, its really not a huge difference. but there is a difference so thats why you HAVE to shotgun it

sometimes i think utah beer is harder to gunny since its so fucking carbonated and usually cold as fuck if youre out shredding
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fucking_you_hard
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zilla is still the only person i've seen shotgun a 24oz can... and he did it faster than most that gunny regular cans.
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paige.
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Who in their right mind would pay money for keystone light?
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fillup
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binge drinkers
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danbrown
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people that wanna get drunk and not spend a lot of money probably
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mikemac
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i'm certainly not hating on the culture or on partying (they happen to be two of my favorite things), just merely suggesting that if you are going to be documenting your shotgunning, at least show some pride in your work, ie, find the bubble, don't spill 3/4ths of it when you open it, finish it, do it within a reasonable amount of time, or fucking bite it open or do some cool shit
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.peter
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blah blah blah if you want your kids to have positive role models don't let them play sports. especially action sports.
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.peter
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haha nevermind I didn't read to the end.
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Drail
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if you guys watch the documentary "Fubar", you will find that it's not necessarily about form so much as it's about enthusiasm when it comes to the art of beer shotguns.

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Session
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Gonna say I have known chicks who could shotgun a beer better than these bitch asses I see in edits.
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mikemac
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right? thats all im sayin kids are like damn, im so hood cuz i shotgun, yet i have literally seen 100 pound girls crush em.
and to the enthusiasm comment, I'll agree enthusiasm is needed and it is all about having fun, BUT i personally would not go around putting footage that is quite frankly embarassing in edits.
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AwR
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it was painful to watch...
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