It is with remorse and shame that I post this, coupled with a severe sense of idiocy and money wasting, but basically I think I have to sell these skis.
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I bought these back in the spring for $899 with high hopes of skiing tons of pow and ripping phat lines all winter during my gap year. I spent the first half in England waiting to go live out in Tahoe and in December I returned home to find my beautiful and sexy ladies waiting for me, buttholes waxed, nuva rings inserted, and throat numbing blowjob spray applied, fresh out of the factory. After 2 weeks of consistent sex (with my girlfriend, not the skis, you sick fucks) I went out to Tahoe. I didn't even bring these, I left them at home in the plastic, since Tahoe's total snowfall for the year by January was roughly 4 inches. In March I got offered a job back east and I needed to come back and take it since I couldn't find shit out in Tahoe, and when I came back east in early March all the snow was completely gone. Starting this fall I will be going to college in Providence, RI, where skiers go to die, and for the next 4 years I will be limited by sports commitments during breaks and I don't see myself setting foot on these skis for at least 4 years. Because of that I need to pass them along to somebody who will fully appreciate them and care for them and surf them through beautiful, soft, silky powder.
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So, Pillowfights. 196. Brand new in the plastic. They're selling now for $799, so I'd like $650, that way I only lose $249 off this purchase. I am retarded. I can throw brand new STH 16's in the box as well for an extra $150. I can post pictures of the graphics if you're interested, but to give you a hint they involve lassies in their undergarments twisted into penis enhancing poses.
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