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You are walking through the woods when you come across 10 male deer. Sitting on their backs are 10 black men with gold chains hanging from their necks and the rumble of bass coming from somewhere in the distance. You creep closer towards these deer riding men and realize they all look the same...exactly the same. One though seems to be the leader. He just...comands you attention...respect. You then realize it's Young Buck, and that these other men are his clones. "Titties" you think to yourself. Then one deer starts to squat, then another and another, until all the deer are squatting. You edge closer, sweat forming on your brow and under your arms. You have a sweating problem, who the fuck cares, besides Cindy, the love of you life, but she doesn't even notice you, not even after you took a shit in her chocolate pudding...buts that's another matter. As you get closer something begins to form in the sphincter of the male deers buttholes. Its green, paper-like in form. Suddenly there is a low hum...the deers are singing a tune. You instantly recognize it as "I'm done wit y'all" no no no it's "Shorty wanna ride". Then as if by magic, a 10 dollar bill falls from the deers assholes. This shocks you, you stumble back, alerting the deer to their enemy. The sprint off into the woods, becoming only shadows in the mist as Young Buck shouts "I'll clap you muthafuckah". Then time and space begins to slow down, blackness envelopes your mind, you fall deeper, deeper, deeper, until you are lost in the blackness.
"(Insert name here)", wake up. You slowly open you eye's and see, who is that? MOTHER OF CHRIST IT'S RANDY NEWMAN! (cut to black)
