once I wore saga to a party. hid it behind a couch. party ends, I go to get it, boom, gone. I leave heartbroken, but spot a sloot who's probably 5'4" in my XL saga jacket. walked behind her for a while then complimented her on it and she was like, "oh, haha it's not even mine, derp" and I was like "O RLY?"
I then cut her head off with a ski...
not really, but I did call her a skeeyank and made her give me my jacket back and left her in the 20 degree weather in her mini skirt and hooker heels. karma is a bitch. I've lost numerous hoodies to thieving sorrostitutes and I hope they all get run over by a bus.