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Wiggy23
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Wat is long and hard on a black man
Sep 29 2004 11:01PM
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TheStamos
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criminal record?





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 29 2004 11:02PM
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freeze_pooter
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 29 2004 11:03PM
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Wiggy23
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keep guessing its not criminal record smothing better lol
Sep 29 2004 11:05PM
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freeze_pooter
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his cock!
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 29 2004 11:06PM
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Wiggy23
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NO, 1st grade lol hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha
Sep 29 2004 11:12PM
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TheStamos
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His recipt from KFC





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 29 2004 11:15PM
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freeze_pooter
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both of those answers were pretty hilarious but be nice now
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 29 2004 11:16PM
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TheStamos
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oh my god.. i could be the hugest asshole with this next one but ill try to hold it in.






..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 29 2004 11:18PM
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Triple_Strum
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I would officially have broken both your noses in public had you said those allowed. Racist people suck. I hope something happens to you. yep.


I dream of winter.
Sep 29 2004 11:24PM
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TheStamos
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lol what? white people dont have criminal record's or eat at KFC you racist for looking at it that way.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 29 2004 11:29PM
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1080ski
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ok, im not racist, but this is funny- HOw did god punnish black people?
Sep 30 2004 5:01AM
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davidh
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he burned them all to a crisp
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 30 2004 5:32AM
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1080ski
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no,he put pubes on there head
Sep 30 2004 3:55PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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fuck political correctness. i laugh at white people jokes too.


How fast can a black guy run?




As fast as the rope tied behind my car.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
Sep 30 2004 3:58PM
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1080ski
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faster than the cops?
Sep 30 2004 4:02PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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As fast as the rope tied behind my car.
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Sep 30 2004 4:03PM
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1080ski
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HAHA. how do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?
Sep 30 2004 4:19PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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put velcro on the ceiling
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
Sep 30 2004 4:24PM
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1080ski
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aww, you knew that one
Sep 30 2004 4:34PM
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1080ski
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because of their hair, and it would stick to velcro, at least it looks like it would
Sep 30 2004 5:32PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
bahaha just a metter of time before a mod find's this.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 30 2004 6:49PM
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SchweitzerSki
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How come black people are so fast?



All the slow ones are in jail


did that make any sense?
Sep 30 2004 6:56PM
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SchweitzerSki
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oh god. this is thread is bad. and i have contributed


did that make any sense?
Sep 30 2004 6:57PM
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SchweitzerSki
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?



They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'


did that make any sense?
Sep 30 2004 6:59PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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what's the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit?

The bag.


Why shouldn't black kids play in the sandbox?

Cat's will come bury them.
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Sep 30 2004 7:04PM
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1080ski
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the bag lol
Sep 30 2004 7:04PM
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TheStamos
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At one time or another somebody wanted a bag of shit..

Ladies and gentleman calskierx has left the building.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 30 2004 7:08PM
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scratchman
Posts: 467 - Karma: 26
why cant ray charles read?



Who wrote 'Da Moon Rules #1' on my car with a key!
Sep 30 2004 7:11PM
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SchweitzerSki
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cuz he's black


did that make any sense?
Sep 30 2004 7:12PM
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scratchman
Posts: 467 - Karma: 26
haha your right


Who wrote 'Da Moon Rules #1' on my car with a key!
Sep 30 2004 7:13PM
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proZach
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why dont puerto ricans work on star trek???



(zach)
Sep 30 2004 7:28PM
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AJ_concepts
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there are no oranges to pick, or lawns to mow, while in space?

k, what do you call a bunch of black people on stage?

AUCTION!
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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas
Sep 30 2004 8:18PM
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hucker22
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what do u call a bunch of blacks in a barn?
antique farm equipment

if 4 blacks are in a car who is driving?

the police
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Sep 30 2004 9:04PM
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proZach
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no, they dont work now, they wont work in the future



(zach)
Sep 30 2004 9:11PM
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Jaskittin
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Hey, guys knock off the fucking black man jokes. I happen to like black people. I think that everyone should own at least two.






Hung
Sep 30 2004 9:14PM
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Wiggy23
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guys good jokes heres another one

WHY DONT BLACK PEOPLE HAVE DREAMS?
Sep 30 2004 9:23PM
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ilovehead
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Hey now hey now... i'm not racist, i've got a black man in my family tree...


he's been hanging there for decades
Sep 30 2004 10:28PM
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freeze_pooter
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lets make this pc and include all races.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 30 2004 10:32PM
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TheStamos
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your moms white and has a bodacious ass!





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Oct 1 2004 12:25AM
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PIMP23
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BLACK PPL ARE SHIT THAT WERE DROPPED ON ARE EARTH TODAY I WAS EATING LUNCH AT WENDYS AND A BLACK GUY ASKED A PERSON TO READ THE MENU FOR HIM WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER
Oct 3 2004 10:44PM
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SKItheBURG
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three people are a standing on top of a cliff, an italian, a mexican, and an american. the italian pushes a ferrari off of the cliff and says, 'we have too many of these in my country.' the mexican throws a burrito off of the cliff and says, 'we have too many of these in my country. the american is silent for a minute, looks around, then pushes the mexican off of the cliff.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
Oct 4 2004 12:24AM
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SchweitzerSki
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bahahaha! hilarious, simply hilarious


did that make any sense?
Oct 4 2004 12:43AM
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TheStamos
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i cant believe this is still alive!





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Oct 4 2004 1:03AM
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LDowney
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IF I EVER MEET ONE OF YOU ARYAN MOTHER FUCKERS I WILL BEAT YOU UNRECOGNIZABLE. I know twenty black kids who will make more money in the five years after they get out of college and grad school then you will see in your entire life. Laugh about that you racist fucks.

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Oct 4 2004 1:27AM
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LDowney
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I can laugh at racist jokes but that shit about the menu is ridiculous

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Oct 4 2004 1:29AM
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nard
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hahahaha





I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
Oct 4 2004 1:30AM
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nard
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ok, a jew, a nigger, a mexican, and a sand nigger all jump off a cliff. Who dies first?







I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
Oct 4 2004 1:31AM
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nard
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who cares





I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
Oct 4 2004 1:32AM
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pales
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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a head?
stop laughing and reload

why are blacks so good at basketball?
because you need to shoot, jump, and run

the nfl is making footballs green now.
ever hear of a black dropping a watmelon?


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Oct 4 2004 6:29AM
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TheStamos
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this is all fun and games but quit dropping the N bomb assfuck's.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Oct 4 2004 3:38PM
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