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The Touch Patch

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[evan]
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Ok everybody get ready to hear about my greatest idea yet. So basically the idea of the touch patch is to be a simple 2 x 2 square piece of moldable gel. You take the patch, and plant it firmly on any given surface. Ex. Wood, Metal, even textured surfaces such as bark, or sand. The patch would copy and shift into the exact texture and feel of the object. I'm not sure if this would work in our particular dimension, but it'd worth a shot.
Mar 29 2012 8:27PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
how high are you?
Mar 29 2012 8:31PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
this.
Mar 29 2012 8:32PM
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soulskier
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best of luck with that
Mar 29 2012 8:32PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
I wish to achieve the flight status of you evan. T-MINUS 1 HOUR AND I SHALL GIVE IT MY BEST ATTEMPT.
Mar 29 2012 8:45PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
and what compound of chemicals will you use?
Mar 29 2012 8:47PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Mar 29 2012 8:49PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I was going to type out a drawn out description of why this would never work.  When I made it about 5 lines in, I realized that it would be a waste to break it down for you.
Mar 29 2012 8:52PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
That may capture the mold, but not the actual feel. The roughness of wood, the luster of steel. Thats what i need
Mar 29 2012 8:52PM
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adamlukowski
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why?
Mar 29 2012 8:53PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
to rule the world
Mar 29 2012 8:53PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
How many marijuanas did you take?
Mar 29 2012 8:54PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Mar 29 2012 8:55PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Imagine a small man leaning forward in the font of a canoe
Mar 29 2012 8:57PM
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.Matt.
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Mar 29 2012 8:58PM
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Lansfield
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I'm not familiar with this canoe font.
Mar 29 2012 8:58PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
*faunt sorry
Mar 29 2012 9:02PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
I'm guessing it will retain the 'feel' of the object until you place it somewhere else? why not just carry round a swatch book of different textures that way you've got everything you need and you don't need to break the laws of physics
Mar 29 2012 10:10PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
let me know when you collect a book of every texture. thanks. /sarcasm
Mar 29 2012 10:48PM
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navierSTOKED
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let me know when you've put your patch on every texture
Mar 29 2012 10:50PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
you're 13, drugs are bad.
Mar 29 2012 10:51PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Holy shit this is impossible isnt it, I'm a fucking retard. Jesus what a fuck up
Mar 29 2012 10:52PM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
Aw I've got it! what if there was this gel and you put it down and it turned into a million dollars. that'd be sick. or it could change into all the medicines in the world that people need for various diseases! genius
Mar 29 2012 11:08PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
damn you.
Mar 29 2012 11:10PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Yes, Evan, yes it is.
Mar 29 2012 11:11PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Not really that outrageous of an idea in the next few hundred years with nanobots and all
Mar 30 2012 2:51AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
you're fucking stupid
Mar 30 2012 3:16AM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
really high is a brobdingnagian understatement.
Mar 30 2012 4:48AM
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HeyImPeter
Posts: 190 - Karma: 12
What the fuck am I reading
Mar 30 2012 9:49AM
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Dhane
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Mar 30 2012 9:52AM
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saxon
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what's the point ?
Mar 30 2012 9:56AM
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HeyImPeter
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Sig'd
Mar 30 2012 10:01AM
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El.Guapo
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3000 dildos came raining from the sky! and the pharoah said "lets have sax;)"
Mar 30 2012 10:04AM
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Petey.
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This is an automated reply from the Newschoolers Pixel Police:

Please refrain from encouraging children found to be under the influence of marijuana who are attempting to pursue their "greatest idea yet".
Mar 30 2012 10:18AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
If you placed it on bark, or any other surface that isn't flat, it would always be the inverse of the object
Mar 30 2012 10:33AM
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Knox50
Posts: 47 - Karma: -34
Please tell me more of your Ideas!
Mar 30 2012 12:04PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
I did 3 marijuanas once. I no longer have a family. Or a penis.
Mar 30 2012 12:09PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
that's a pretty fuckin' stupid idea...  what the hell would it be used for?  aside from masterbating.
Mar 30 2012 12:36PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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I don't understand the purpose
Mar 30 2012 12:41PM
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skithesprings
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Mar 30 2012 12:46PM
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GrabsForFun
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It´s: Yes, Evan, yes you are
Mar 30 2012 12:51PM
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Lé.Skiing
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it's impossible with the technology we have right now but, with the advancement of nano technology it is quite possible in the future.   The only question is what the fuck would anyone want something like that for. 
Mar 30 2012 12:55PM
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Dunnah
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To know what a vagina feels like
Mar 30 2012 1:28PM
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Randy_Quench
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.
Mar 30 2012 1:31PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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god i love 15 year olds calling out younger kids for being young
Mar 30 2012 1:48PM
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Utard
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AGE CONTEST
Mar 30 2012 2:51PM
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maxgilly
Posts: 366 - Karma: 121
sooo if you got 1 million of them put them on snow... you would have 1 million times more snow?
Mar 30 2012 2:53PM
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Nufity
Posts: 993 - Karma: 171

Go to sleep Evan.

Mar 30 2012 3:04PM
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mikem
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But would they have the texture of real snow?
Mar 30 2012 4:45PM
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Mar 30 2012 4:47PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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