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URGENT: What should i get for my birthday?

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No_Dub
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so my birthday is in about 15 days and my parents are insisting that i ask them for something. i have told them i dont want anything but they insist on getting me something because im turning 18.

Important Info
-18years old
-have all the ski stuff i want
-no electronics are needed
-the only thing i can think that i will need in the near future is a new car. and they probably wont shell out the money for that


there isnt really much of a $ limit but more than like 300 bucks i wouldn't be likely to get.

so NS, is there any cool gagets or things i could ask for? im looking for anything that would be useful next year at school or anything to give them the satisfaction of giving me a gift.
Mar 29 2012 7:53PM
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katie.
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Seems like you have a lot already.


Why don't you donate your money to someone who doesn't have anything?


Just a thought.
Mar 29 2012 7:54PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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hookers and a blow
Mar 29 2012 7:54PM
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theabortionator
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A trampoline
Mar 29 2012 7:55PM
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Shlogan
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im getting myself some computer speakers for next year, same age and going away for school. maybe a new hobbie for the summer? long boarding?
Mar 29 2012 7:55PM
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wynnyk
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"URGENT: What should i get for my birthday?"





lol american problems
Mar 29 2012 7:55PM
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BIll.Lumbergh
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ask for cash, then you can buy what you want, like drugs.
Mar 29 2012 7:55PM
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*monsterskier*
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this





or you could just ask for a dollar and buy a scratcher lottery thing from a gas station
Mar 29 2012 7:56PM
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Dustin.
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How do you know he doesn't already?

Just a thought. Kind of tired of this game people play, there are several pictures of you wearing about $1000 of stuff. We skiers live the high life, even the ones skiing out of a car are well above average on the lifestyle.
Mar 29 2012 7:56PM
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EC-Skier
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sooooooo true
Mar 29 2012 7:57PM
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ice_mike
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go skydiving
Mar 29 2012 7:57PM
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ZMILLZ
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#firstworldproblems
Mar 29 2012 7:58PM
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AT-AT
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This
Mar 29 2012 7:58PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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15 NS tall tees
Mar 29 2012 7:59PM
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No_Dub
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well they dont give me anything that i have so its all earned by me. all my ski stuff is bought by me, my truck was payed for with only my money, and im an 18 year old kid who has had a high paying job working crazy hours for the past 4 years, i am not giving my money away.

but speakers is a good idea, not really into longboarding or anything like that
Mar 29 2012 8:01PM
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jewFro
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If possible, ask for cash. Beneficial for two reasons, you don't have to make up your mind on what you want to spend it on by your birthday and you can spend it on alcohol, weed, blow, whatever you get down with. Things your parents won't get you.
Mar 29 2012 8:01PM
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Orrin
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First world problem :(
Mar 29 2012 8:01PM
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KillaSteeze
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ns store is up agian, go all out there
Mar 29 2012 8:02PM
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No_Dub
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i would but cash is a major No-No in my family, we give gifts of physical things, thats it
Mar 29 2012 8:03PM
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rareison
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just ask for cash and spend it on what you want. That's what I do every birthday now.
Mar 29 2012 8:04PM
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Spinoza
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World peace
Mar 29 2012 8:04PM
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jewFro
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Then just ask for a quarter oz and a 200 dollar gift card to your local convienence store stocked with your favorite beer.
Mar 29 2012 8:06PM
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No_Dub
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im actually 18... 18=/=21
Mar 29 2012 8:14PM
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theabortionator
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breakfast at the greasy spoon
Mar 29 2012 8:16PM
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jewFro
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Haha I was joking. Although I'd be ridiculously stoked if my parents gave me a M&M beverage gift card when I was older...
Mar 29 2012 8:16PM
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rigzz
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Fleshlifht. Or at least the money for it.
Mar 29 2012 8:17PM
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[evan]
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Maybe like a really nice computer setup?

Maybe a DVD collection of all the seasons from one show you like or something?
Mar 29 2012 8:19PM
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No_Dub
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my friend already paid up for that, traditional
Mar 29 2012 8:20PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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But for real, get a longboard or a trampoline or something fun for the summer/not winter
Mar 29 2012 8:20PM
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Squeenerd
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before reading the post, i assumed you were 14, and would have said something along the lines of weed, full tilts, a-bangs, or weed.


BUT



Get a sick computer set up. you can never go wrong with having a fantastic computer
Mar 29 2012 8:24PM
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No_Dub
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the thing is i already have a macbook pro, a trampoline, and no interest in skateboarding.


i honestly would be perfectly fine if i didnt get anything, but i need to get something
Mar 29 2012 8:25PM
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Spinoza
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this this this.
Mar 29 2012 8:26PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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get skis/saga suit/etc, sell it on NS, get your 300 dollars
Mar 29 2012 8:27PM
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theabortionator
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Click for larger image
Mar 29 2012 8:27PM
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ECB
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this the dumbest shit i ever heard



if you want to feel good about yourself, use it on a lapdance
you are donating your money to that less fortunate dancer who needs to feed her 5 kids with your money


or buy a year long membership to a porn site

or if you must donate it, donate it to a russian mail order bride, you won't be dissapoint
Mar 29 2012 8:28PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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dude get like 1200 gum balls
sell them to me
...Profit?
Mar 29 2012 8:30PM
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PON3
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Nice clothes?
Mar 29 2012 8:33PM
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rigzz
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WHAT THE F*? that picture was taken at the car-wash across from where I live. that's weird as fuck.
Mar 29 2012 8:33PM
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theabortionator
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Holy derp mobile. Why don't you go donate your money?

Do it you wont


pussy

just a thought


Mar 29 2012 8:34PM
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PJS.
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naked. actually the best thing you could do for your birthday.
Mar 29 2012 8:34PM
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pink[.][.]
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Get a slack line
Mar 29 2012 8:35PM
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theabortionator
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You have to go tandem the first few jumps. Have fun with a dude strapped dick first to your naked ass
Mar 29 2012 8:37PM
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Nsraw
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How about a god damn job.
Mar 29 2012 8:38PM
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TheRightCoast
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wow.
Mar 29 2012 8:39PM
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.boz
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Hahahahaha lost it
Mar 29 2012 8:42PM
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No_Dub
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have one, fucklips, thanks for the input
Mar 29 2012 8:42PM
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JzD.
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Cant go wrong with lotto tickets, or prepaid visa gift card things.
Mar 29 2012 8:45PM
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Mr.Plank
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what a fucking cunt
Mar 29 2012 8:45PM
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Lansfield
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Please don't hash tag on ns.
Mar 29 2012 8:45PM
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ForeverYung
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instead of getting an object ask for a trip or activity, like someone said sky diving, or skiing trip, vacation or something like that. I would ask them to take you skydiving IMO
Mar 29 2012 8:55PM
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Nsraw
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well then how about you use the money from your god damned job to pay for your own car retard. 
Mar 29 2012 8:56PM
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