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VODKA 15 SECONDS SHOENICE CLAIM

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ECB
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HE GOES TO MY COLLEGE /CLAIM
HE CHAINED HIMSELF TO MY FOUNTAIN AND I VISITED HIM /CLAIM
HE THINKS $30 IS A LOT OF MONEY FOR A BOTTLE OF VODKA /CLAIM
THE OGK "ORIGINAL GANGSTA KILLAS" JUST GOT ARRESTED /CLAIM

HE ISN'T DEAD /CLAIM
Mar 29 2012 12:58PM
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TheClap.
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I visited him
I've been on that level
I love him
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HI ECB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 29 2012 1:00PM
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skiRay
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so albany
Mar 29 2012 1:01PM
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sklermang
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Fuck this thread fuck this video fuck you shoenice that was dope.
Mar 29 2012 1:02PM
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ECB
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WHAT IF ME AND YOU VISITED HIM AT THE SAME TIME, BUT WE WERE BOTH TOO INTRIGUED BY HIM TO NOTICE EACH OTHER?!

HEY CUTIE :)
Mar 29 2012 1:02PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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well look at that
Mar 29 2012 1:03PM
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TheClap.
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I mean, wouldn't be the first time
Mar 29 2012 1:06PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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wut
Mar 29 2012 1:14PM
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artfullydodged
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Something about this guy tells me he's done this like 10 times already.
Mar 29 2012 1:14PM
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TheClap.
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Every Tuesday
Mar 29 2012 1:24PM
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Kman000
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Is that a 26 or a 40? I couldn't really tell
Mar 29 2012 1:27PM
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no_steeze
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doesn't that guy eat tampons and sunscreen?
Mar 29 2012 1:28PM
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Kman000
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Holy fucking boss status achieved. You don't understand how in the hospital i'd be if I tried that..
Mar 29 2012 1:29PM
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e_strapp
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Yes. And condoms. And icy hot. And lit cigarettes. And everything else.
Mar 29 2012 1:31PM
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G_Wood
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No way that guy got into college haha
Mar 29 2012 1:38PM
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Dunnah
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what, are you awallace or something?
Mar 29 2012 1:43PM
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DERS.
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thats disgusting.

on a semi related note, our quiet asain neighbor once took a pull from a handle of vodka for 15 seconds. didnt finish that shit, becasue that was gross, but terry's a fuckin boss.
Mar 29 2012 1:48PM
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CluckaChuck
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shoenice is the man! can't believe he goes to your college.
Mar 29 2012 1:51PM
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Davy.Crockett
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yeah if that was water, i still probably couldn't do that
Mar 29 2012 1:58PM
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soulskier
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what about the dribble on his shirt? i demand a reattempt.
Mar 29 2012 2:03PM
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Conker
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he had to have puked it up after right?
Mar 29 2012 2:04PM
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Billek
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That made me gag like 3 times.
Mar 29 2012 2:08PM
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Piste.Off
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I got drunk, puked, hungover, then drunk again, puked, and hungover just by watching that.
Mar 29 2012 2:11PM
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TheClap.
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na
Mar 29 2012 2:14PM
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KEVTRON
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hes a jew, and jews survive. he will survive.
Mar 29 2012 5:12PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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1:45 Did he spit out a tooth?
Mar 29 2012 5:17PM
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[evan]
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Wouldn't he like...die...

Either way he had to be the most drunk after that.
Mar 29 2012 5:18PM
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yuck
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didnt help my hangover to watch that
Mar 29 2012 5:27PM
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maynaiseman
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.....that was 16 seconds....not impressed
Mar 29 2012 5:29PM
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.shep
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SUNY FUCKIN' ALBANY YEAH BOIII!!!!11
Mar 29 2012 5:32PM
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Tent
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This.
Mar 29 2012 5:59PM
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easiestEC
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this guy can literally eat anything!
Mar 29 2012 6:00PM
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ECB
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You lol now, but when the OGK knocking at yo door, who be laughing then?

Probably the CDTA bus driver, that who
Mar 29 2012 8:21PM
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crazysincethe80s
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Christ.
Mar 29 2012 8:49PM
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Deluge
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hahahaha only the best
Mar 29 2012 8:50PM
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TheClap.
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SAINT ROSE FTW
Mar 29 2012 9:45PM
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Montville57
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HOLLA AT YA BOI
Mar 29 2012 9:54PM
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ski93
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one night I looked through every single one of his videos and I have to say... he's pretty fucked
Mar 29 2012 9:56PM
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BlackieChan
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I'm actually worried that he is face down naked in a ditch...
Mar 29 2012 10:05PM
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plaplapla
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40
Mar 29 2012 10:10PM
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japanada
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I wish he did a check in like an hour later. Dude had to have been trashed!
Mar 29 2012 10:32PM
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AT-AT
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There's 22.5 shots in a liter. So assuming that was a liter the guy took in 22.5 shots in 15 seconds. Using one of those online BAC calculator things he would have a BAC of .364. This is given him and hour time period and wight of 240 lbs.

Dude would be fucked
Mar 30 2012 12:06AM
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Balto
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he has to have gone and puked right after the video was over, dude would be fucking retarded not to
Mar 30 2012 12:11AM
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Petey.
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This is the probable result:


Mar 30 2012 12:11AM
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californiagrown
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dude would be shitfaced but not in any serious danger.


Alcoholics can drink disgusting amounts of alcohol and be relativly fine.



on a side note, i once bet a dorm neighbor that he couldnt chug a fifth of 151 in under 30 seconds and then keep it down for 30 minutes. he did, and i have never seen someone so excited to throw up before.
Mar 30 2012 12:12AM
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gwhitey
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i need to meet this dude
Mar 31 2012 10:20PM
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mikem
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he can /claim so much
Mar 31 2012 10:24PM
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[evan]
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This is the video he made immediately after drinking that vodka. Bubble bath...what a guy

Mar 31 2012 10:30PM
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Anathema
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the entire time i held my head and laughed in disbelief. that's ridiculous. i dont even care if he puked it all up 10 seconds later. how can his esophagus even handle that. it burns my mouth just thinking about it.

Mar 31 2012 10:40PM
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_Jeffrey_
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notice he does not blink, it's fake

Mar 31 2012 10:40PM
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Dylan_
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he's from lake george moron, aka MY TOWN. Not albany noob.


yes he ate a tampon at a car meet i was at, dudes fucked up.
Mar 31 2012 10:43PM
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