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FUCK ME--you might all find this entertaining...

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Petey_Wetey
Posts: 274 - Karma: -1
So, Ill set the scene...

Im in highschool and ridiculous party stories surface each and every weekend, usually someone hooking up with someone, usual stupid highschool stuff...but this weekend an exceptionally disgusting story surfaced of someone pooping on the floor, while hammered obviously, then proceeding to pick it up, put it in a suitcase, and leave a note saying they were sorry...i wasnt too believing...but i found out firsthand from the girl who discovered the shit gift!

anyways, i was just on FaceTime with a good friend of mine because they are at some conference for school, and i brought it up, only to find out that the suitcase shitter was in the same room with them at the conference. what are the odds....FUCK...dont knwo what to do now...see this girl everyday so cant avoid....
Mar 27 2012 8:31PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
You sound like a girl, do you have a vagina by any chance?
Mar 27 2012 8:36PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,053
shes the one that shit on the floor, not you.
Mar 27 2012 8:38PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
I know a kid who pooped on a floor.
Mar 27 2012 8:39PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
This year for valentines day, my good friend received a box of chocolates from her ex. Turns out the box was full of dog shit. I don't understand people shitting and gifting it.... Nasty.
Mar 27 2012 8:39PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
suitcase shitter is a phenomenal name to have in highschool.  We had a guy shit in a bag once but no where near as classy as a suitcase.  They only way up really would be a briefcase.
Mar 27 2012 8:40PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 849
make alot of shit jokes or puns
Mar 27 2012 8:41PM
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PJ.
Posts: 55 - Karma: 22
hahaha no fucking way someone pooped on the floor of a party at our school this weekend! only no one knows who it was so everyone blamed it on a girl with a big forehead. what a strange coincidence
Mar 27 2012 8:43PM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
I have some stories i would probably get banned for sharing...
Mar 27 2012 8:44PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
There was a kid two years up from me in HS who literally was busting on his girlfriends face while she was on her back and he dumped on her chest. I kid you not. Literally. Dumped on his girlfriends chest
Mar 27 2012 8:48PM
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c.cutty
Posts: 57 - Karma: 9
this.
Mar 27 2012 8:49PM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
That's fucked up


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Mar 27 2012 8:51PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,642
i bought weed one time from a guy who got stoned than fucked a dog and then it died
Mar 27 2012 8:52PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Someone I know did mush for the first time at one of my good friends house. Apparently he tried to fight a guy way tougher than him and proceeded to remove all his clothes and began masturbating furiously in front of everyone. My friend described his behaviors as the ones of a psycho and told me that if the dude had a knife he probably would have stabbed the shit out of someone. I have done mushrooms before and honestly can't comprehend how you can loose it like that.
Mar 27 2012 8:52PM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148
ive pooped on the floor before just took a shit right there on the carpet said i had to go
Mar 27 2012 8:56PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Claim harder buddy
Mar 27 2012 8:58PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
Just found out a good friend of mine's brother is in a mental hospital because of a trip... Don't really know the details but he took shrooms and started acting weird, then some other stuff and completely lost it I guess. So crazy. Psychedelics are way more dangerous than people realize.
Mar 27 2012 8:59PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
point
Mar 27 2012 9:02PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
I once shit in a subway cup and threw it into a crowd of people that I didn't care for.
Mar 27 2012 9:03PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
I don't see your problem. You didn't do it.
Mar 27 2012 9:08PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
just read the second part.. what do you mean you don't know what to do? You can give her a hi 5 from me for a start
Mar 27 2012 9:10PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Well the first problem is that you use facetime.
Mar 27 2012 9:11PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
no that wasn't entertaining. I had the reply page open for like an hour so I forget what the thread was about but I remember it was fucking stupid and 12 year oldish
Mar 27 2012 9:27PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,642
it makes me a little nervous that i am going to the same camp as you now
Mar 27 2012 9:38PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
HAhahahaha this was a one time thing man. I am not crazy
Mar 27 2012 9:56PM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
i chuckled
Mar 27 2012 10:02PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
sounds like party-poopers are becoming quite a trend
Mar 27 2012 10:41PM
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
I feel like this is the third straight story I've read on here that I can't make head or tail out of what exactly is going on, why its so impressive, and why I need to be informed... but hey, according to Snake1, if it wasnt for these threads, we'd have nothing to talk about but Full Tilts and Saga, so carry on.
Mar 27 2012 11:09PM
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ECB
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A FUCKING LOT
Mar 27 2012 11:15PM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
i find this statement retardedly true
Mar 27 2012 11:32PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
You have to plug up her apparently uncontrollable poop-chute by peeing in her butt.
Mar 27 2012 11:54PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
Girls poop?
Mar 27 2012 11:56PM
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DIX~
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One of my friends in high school was banging some drunk chick in Mexico and she shit all over his bed. Un fucking real
Mar 27 2012 11:59PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
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Mar 27 2012 11:59PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
hahahahhaa one of my friends had a bad trip once and walked into this indian familys house....walked past the kids on the couch....into the basement...dropped trow and just started pooping and then wiped with some blankets they had
hahahahahahaha
Mar 28 2012 12:00AM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
Girl I worked with was a bit of a slooooot and got it up the pooper one night in the laundry room at a party, then after all was said and done went back to the party, half and hour later she was gone and someone walked in on her pooing on the floor in the laundry room. She got made fun of so much she changed schools and became a born again virgin. Felt kinda bad, but it is a cool party story.
Mar 28 2012 12:21AM
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whoa-dere
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WUT. Did they find out?
Mar 28 2012 6:06PM
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