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I need you to be creative for me...

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GANDALF
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So i have this sticker from a ski and bike shop that is not necessarily my favorite shop in town (they screwed up a mount on my brand new surface new lifes), and i need your help.

I want to put the sticker on something, but I want to cut it up and move the letters around so it says something different. This is where you guys come in.

Post different combinations that you get and whichever is most clever/funny wins. I will put it on my skis or car and take a picture and post it in this thread.

The sticker says, "FAIRHAVEN BIKE AND SKI"

Go!
Mar 27 2012 4:47PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
ill do it for a prize. trust me ive got a good one.
Mar 27 2012 4:51PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,246
FART HEAVEN (t is made with the two I's)
Mar 27 2012 4:51PM
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fuckface7.0
Posts: 48 - Karma: 9
RAKES
Mar 27 2012 4:53PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
bandana five hiker ski
Mar 27 2012 4:55PM
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SnowPatROLL
Posts: 95 - Karma: 97
hahaha, funny as fuck.
Mar 27 2012 4:55PM
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Belzebub
Posts: 451 - Karma: 812
Rasta with the i's as a t
Mar 27 2012 4:58PM
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ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 719
If you had another R you could do I drink beer. Try making an R out of the F
Mar 27 2012 5:02PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Anal heaven ski
Mar 27 2012 5:02PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6303 - Karma: 6,575
hahaha!!!!
Mar 27 2012 6:08PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
. /thread
Mar 27 2012 6:12PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Anal skank
Mar 27 2012 6:20PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Yes
Mar 27 2012 7:45PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
this
Mar 27 2012 7:47PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
fairhaven dikes have stds
Mar 27 2012 7:49PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Anal Shard
Mar 27 2012 7:49PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Where did you get the T from???
Mar 27 2012 7:52PM
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Rosstafarian
Posts: 262 - Karma: 93
I HAVE RABIES
Mar 27 2012 8:28PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
win
Mar 27 2012 9:08PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
/thread
Mar 27 2012 9:38PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
bahahaha
Mar 27 2012 10:48PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
ski fair and nevah bike

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Mar 27 2012 10:51PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
I will pay you money if you do this one
Mar 27 2012 10:58PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
A vikedin safari
Mar 27 2012 11:08PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
I'm fuckin ~creative~ as shit. get at me.
Mar 27 2012 11:19PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
This
Mar 27 2012 11:22PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Lol, iv learned my lesson about that place as well.

I had them do some work on my fork and they didnt completely tighten the stem and handle bars so when I first when out to ride I almost killed myself going over de handy bars.
Mar 27 2012 11:25PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
0.o Do we know eachother? I also use the word rake in my vocabulary.... Rake; Noun; Means Female
Mar 27 2012 11:42PM
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pink[.][.]
Posts: 37 - Karma: 34
.
Mar 27 2012 11:43PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6303 - Karma: 6,575
You are currently winning my friend
Mar 28 2012 12:27AM
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SelenaGomez
Posts: 986 - Karma: 78

FREE VAIN DISK(O)

I FEAR NAKED SHI(T)

I RAKED/BAKED FISH

FISH ARE BAKED

I ARE A DEER

BAD EARS HAVE KIN

BEES ARE RAD

FISH BE RAD

REE(L) FISH

I HAVE A SAD RAKE

I HAVE A FAKE SKI

I HAVE FAKE SKIN

BAD KNEES

DAS HEAVEN!

DA(T) BEARFISH!

DARK BEES KI(LL)

FEEDS

I SKI VAI(L)

I KI(LL) DEER

I KI(LL) BEES

I A(M) HARD

I FA(P) HARD

I HAVE BA(D) FRIENDS

FRIENDS BEHAVE

I ARE A FRIEND

I SAID BEHAVE(!)

BAF(!) REA® END

I ARE A BA(M)F

I <3 HA(T)ERS (backwards e for 3)

RISE AND (S)KI

SKI (E)A(T) RE(B)EA(T) (make P out of B) (this one is stretching it)

(L)EAVE AND SKI

NO REASONS

Mar 28 2012 12:57AM
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Rosstafarian
Posts: 262 - Karma: 93
I SKI HARD

SKI HEAD - meaning either
a) that you are obsessive about skiing
OR
b) receiving fellatio while skiing
Mar 28 2012 1:23AM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
shaven dink
Mar 28 2012 1:51AM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
Skinhead

Bikinis
Mar 28 2012 3:57AM
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NickCage
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.
Mar 28 2012 4:11AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
Anal Town

I'm sure you have enough there to make a "T", an "O" and a "W"
Mar 28 2012 5:57AM
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HeyImPeter
Posts: 190 - Karma: 12
Pics or it never happened OP
Mar 28 2012 9:35AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
dikes fav hair
Mar 28 2012 10:05AM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
Winner
Mar 28 2012 10:08AM
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ORDEAL
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Fuck bitches.
Mar 28 2012 10:14AM
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SelenaGomez
Posts: 986 - Karma: 78
.
Mar 28 2012 10:28AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6303 - Karma: 6,575
OFFICIAL WINNER!!!
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Apr 12 2012 5:54PM
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