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George W Bush's Library Burned Down

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ductapeboy
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Both books were destroyed. He was devestated as he hadn't finnished colouring in the second one.



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Sep 29 2004 10:31AM
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NBCskier
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go suck a fat dick
Sep 29 2004 10:32AM
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Lord_Piot
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HAHAHAHA
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Sep 29 2004 10:36AM
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asac
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah and ha some more.





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NO MORE BU** SH**
Sep 29 2004 10:40AM
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Melvs
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entertaining.
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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 29 2004 10:45AM
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bitchassphatz
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yea that was pretty funny.



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Sep 29 2004 11:58AM
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notonehere
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i love Bush but thats fucking funny





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Sep 29 2004 12:01PM
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ski8990
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha dear lord thats great



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Sep 29 2004 2:17PM
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ATLANTASKI
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bush is the man but its still funny


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Sep 29 2004 2:20PM
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cravate
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bush is great, but george w blows
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Sep 29 2004 4:17PM
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Kotelet
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Haha, yes! I laughed :-)

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Sep 29 2004 4:19PM
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RIO
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hahahahahaha, i never get sick of bush jokes
Sep 29 2004 4:28PM
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ScratchCobra66
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ahaha...did you think of that yourself?





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Sep 29 2004 4:39PM
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Mattman
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I was expeting much more then that... o well



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Sep 29 2004 4:54PM
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Apple
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that was awesome! i havnt seen any news in almost a month now, so i have no idea what happening outside my university... and i thought for a moment that i was going to know something about the outside world... but no, i just got a good laugh instead.

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Sep 29 2004 4:58PM
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wiglaf
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bush had higher sat scores then kerry.
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Sep 29 2004 5:54PM
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FUUUCK
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LMAO!!!!!!!
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Sep 29 2004 5:57PM
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bigJ
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that was pretty damn funny, oh shit that was funny



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Sep 29 2004 6:02PM
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NBCskier
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funny even tho i am a george bush supporter
Sep 29 2004 7:35PM
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reBlocke
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'Then there's George Bush SAT score of 1206 (which is 'the equivalent of a 1280 under today's dumbed-down scoring system').'
http://boards.historychannel.com/threadedout.jsp?forum=30048&thread=300020899

And Kerry won't release his =(

Not particularly bright for a president eh?
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Sep 29 2004 7:52PM
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Lord_Piot
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haha thats fine hes still a retard.
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Sep 29 2004 8:02PM
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Melvs
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SAT scores don't mean shit.
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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 29 2004 8:20PM
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asac
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george bush graduated from yale with a low c average. he might have been smart in high school but he did way to much coke in college. fucking idiot.





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Sep 29 2004 8:48PM
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freeride1260
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haha it is very funny, i just saw that same thing somewhere else too.


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Sep 29 2004 9:01PM
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k2yeags
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ha ha nice

bush and kerry are both crap the only question is which one of them will be worse



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Sep 29 2004 9:14PM
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lj5
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very creative and funny
Sep 29 2004 9:48PM
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devine
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i was gonna open this and be like 'GOD DAMN WHO CARES ABOUT THAT SHIT' but that was funny so ill give it to u



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Sep 29 2004 9:51PM
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jarossamdb7
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i need that shirt
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Sep 29 2004 9:52PM
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d-loc
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what a baffling idiot



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Sep 30 2004 7:13AM
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lineskier10
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this means a lot coming from d-loc himself
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Sep 30 2004 7:29AM
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d-loc
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oh you know it, i love to go on national tv and have everything scripted for me because im too stupid to come up with remarks myself.

yup thats me!!!!



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 30 2004 7:31AM
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lineskier10
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but the thing is your too worthless to go on national TV and have anyone care about what your saying, so i really wouldnt talk shit
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Sep 30 2004 7:36AM
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davidh
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i dont think bush is a worthy of being mayor of a tiny hick town until he can say nuclear
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Sep 30 2004 10:39AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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if were going by SATs im far more fit than Bush for the presidency.
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Sep 30 2004 1:45PM
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d-loc
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yes but do you want the weight of the country on ur shoulders?

1/2 the people bashing u all the time, 1/2 praising



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
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