1. to find out what i've learned from NS, see #16.
2. you've spotted Marsland at #18.
3. pee in her butt then go to #15.
4. damnit, looks like Nipples got another girl pregnant. go to #14.
5. watch out for chemicals, you wouldn't want any up your butt. look at number 27.
6. i'm getting tired of making this haha, go to number 11.
7. solid 7 wants you bad?!? take the hit for you bro, suffer on over to number 24.
8. this post is dildos... 20 of them to be exact.
9. no way, Jiblife FINALLY came out! pick up your copy at number 19!
10. eheath is fat, but has an orange name. don't fuck with him or he'll kick your sorry ass to #4
11. did you know if you drop a mattress in a pool it takes a crane to get it out? check out #25.
12. you pissed off MFM, run to number 30!
13. WHOA, YOU HAVE THE SAME BOOTS AS TAMMY WALLNUTS, go to #28.
14. but really, look at 22.
15. #15 is aerials! quad your way to number 6.
16. just kidding (trollface.jpg), go to number 21!!
17. i think it was laced.... stumble on to number 8.
18. You are banned until number 26.
19. ohhhhhh.... looks like they were trolling once again. check out number 16 really quick, but then move on to number 7.
20. I put on my robe and my wizard hat as we head to #10.
21. to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of alta, you need to follow the highway to exit number 5.
22. Enjoy, NS. I love you all.
23. full tilts will make your life infinitely better. #3.
24. MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!!!! Go to the hospital at #29.
25. did you see the new Level 1 secret hidden edit? check the calendar section at number 2.
26. you tried a switch kangaroo flip, but your momentum was all wrong! you ate shit at #17.
27. if i were you, i would use the goddamn search bar and search for number 12.
28. cool story hansel, see #23.
29. the only reason you havent found the answer to #1 is cuz you touch yourself at night. see #13.
30. it's alright, Jon Olson saved you with his irresistible good looks, head to number 9.
