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Requirements to be a certified G

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Blurst
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I am working towards becoming a real Certified G (I know pretty heavy stuff) and was wondering what some of the requirements to get my official G certification are.

Im doing this so one day I will be able to get my actual Swag Certificate so I can have something that proves my swag.

So please NS help me with the certified G requirements.
Mar 25 2012 4:42PM
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Backyard.Skier
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after bang when you walk.
eat popsicles like a BOSS.
Mar 25 2012 4:43PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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dip your shoulders like 5 inches every step
Mar 25 2012 4:44PM
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Lansfield
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Fuck bitches get money and do a future spin off chads gap.
Mar 25 2012 4:54PM
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Rosstafarian
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catch Sasquatch
Mar 25 2012 5:30PM
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Jib-Ninja
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'gone squatchin
Mar 25 2012 5:32PM
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BrewskiJr
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Thought G Certification was actually some sort of legit certification, and not "Gangster" certification.

I googled it and realized im an idiot. fuck.
Mar 25 2012 5:33PM
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soulskier
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do you hold your fork like a g?
Mar 25 2012 5:33PM
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whoa-dere
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wear only basketball shorts in the summer, just like me. tee has to be 2.5 inches below your ass
Mar 25 2012 5:33PM
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Crossfade
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save princess Zelda, wait a minute...
Mar 25 2012 5:34PM
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ESAND
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Drink 40s, smoke blunts, rock ice and pack 9's obviously
Mar 25 2012 5:40PM
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cheener12
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if your gonna be a g in the backcountry then just do what these guys do.....

Mar 25 2012 5:45PM
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802Valley
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Mar 25 2012 5:46PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Listen to this song at least once a day:

Mar 25 2012 5:48PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Masturbate furiously all day long until you have a moment of "G" enlightenment.
Mar 25 2012 5:49PM
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Blurst
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the more you know
Mar 25 2012 6:43PM
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BrewskiJr
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its all about the swag. Let my man Aziz Ansari teach you how to have swag

Mar 25 2012 8:08PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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youre gonna need a pair of these
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Mar 25 2012 8:09PM
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1337
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repeat as they do

Mar 25 2012 8:14PM
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Relish_man
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i've got a 4 foot long cock
Mar 25 2012 8:17PM
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Blurst
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So thats all a requirement?

Any strict can or can nots?
Mar 25 2012 8:31PM
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1337
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>do be white
Mar 25 2012 8:32PM
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DaveM
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The requirement is to be as cool as possible.
Mar 25 2012 8:37PM
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PhaedeD
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[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/dog5.jpg[/img]
Mar 25 2012 8:38PM
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penguin_steeze
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acquire dark skin color
Mar 25 2012 8:39PM
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Blurst
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Ok any ways you would reccomend doing this?
Mar 25 2012 8:39PM
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1337
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do what michael jackson did, in reverse
Mar 25 2012 8:40PM
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Deluge
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Mar 25 2012 8:40PM
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Blurst
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mother of god you are onto somthing here
Mar 25 2012 8:42PM
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SickJib_Brit
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doobie white > Do be white


Seems legit.
Mar 25 2012 8:51PM
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1337
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maybe they stored his black somewhere, ask around and they might give it to you. I'm sure if you inject it via needles it will spread
Mar 25 2012 8:52PM
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rareison
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use your parents money and buy 2 Subaru's, a plane, a gun, and start a company. Wake up with two hookers, then drink some alcohol. Pull your hoodrat friend off a shelf. Get the rest of your hoodrat friends together and hop in your Subaru. Drift around corners in your Subaru and shoot things. Then fly your plane around with your hoodrat friends. Then go skiing. Then go partying, then repeat.
Mar 25 2012 8:55PM
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Blurst
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Ya sort of like oil leaking out onto the road. It will eventually get around to the rest of my body.
Mar 25 2012 9:00PM
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1337
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exactly!
Mar 25 2012 9:01PM
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Daoust
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http://www.mto.gov.on.ca/english/dandv/driver/gradu/index.shtml

First you need to get your G1 (very simple written exam). Then you must wait 12 months or 8 if you take driving school and you can take a simple driving test for your G2 (allowing you to drive alone)...Then from there after a year you can take another test involving highway driving, etc that will promote you to a certified G license if you pass.
Mar 25 2012 9:05PM
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Blurst
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I have that G certification but I still feel like im missing somthing in my life.
Mar 25 2012 9:31PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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do you have some gold and a pager yet? maybe some bitches to hit when they get out of line?
Mar 25 2012 9:35PM
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ForeverYung
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You must ask black Steve if he will teach you his ways, only then will you be a true G
Mar 25 2012 9:42PM
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Blurst
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ive got three one dollar bills and an obscene amount of canadian bar change.
Mar 25 2012 10:02PM
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Daoust
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Maybe a car to go with your G certification to drive? Or do you want to be a certified gangster?

I am just so confused and would like that to be cleared up, thank you
Mar 25 2012 10:53PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Mar 25 2012 11:27PM
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cheaaaaaa
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Refer to the song...The G Code for all G-related questions
Mar 26 2012 12:30AM
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Kreech
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I laughed a lot
Mar 26 2012 2:20AM
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HeyImPeter
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Fuck bitches get pickles
Mar 26 2012 9:53AM
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based
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get yourself a 40 and get yourself a shorty and get lifted
Mar 26 2012 10:01AM
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Lansfield
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Join YMR
Mar 26 2012 10:02AM
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Blurst
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Well I would like to be a certified gangster so I can eventually get my Swag Certificate.

A car may help me become a certified G though. Probably somthing big and murdered out.
Mar 26 2012 10:03AM
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cubber
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you're overthinking, it's really much simpler than that: soak your body in chocolate milk errday n stap eating white shet lahk mcnurgits
Mar 26 2012 10:05AM
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Blurst
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HAHAHAHAHA
Mar 26 2012 10:10AM
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