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So today I'm just minding my business steezin down a catwalk, when I see this kid in a shmedium green jacket with one arm not in the sleeve. I pass him, and I'm almost 100% sure he was jerkin it under his little green shmedium jacket. I look back, and all I see is something going up and down in his jacket/pants. He was just strokin it like it was nothing while skiing in the middle of a catwalk. I'm kinda disturbed. I'm not sure if it's a common thing, but spankin the monkey while skiin seems kinda fucked up. Just thought I'd share my experience.

Mar 24 2012 8:13PM

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Insane

wait that wasn't you?

Apr 5 2012 11:53PM

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Insane

thats fucking weird

Apr 5 2012 11:59PM

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that was a different time darsh

Apr 6 2012 12:37AM

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Flying~Squirrel

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No Life

id be lying if i said ive never done it before

Apr 6 2012 1:10AM

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Crazy Fool

TOM WALISH

Apr 6 2012 1:24AM

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Crazy Fool

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Apr 6 2012 1:26AM

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Insane

I hear the proper term for whacking it on the snow is "gripping the poma" not sure though?

Apr 6 2012 1:29AM

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Insane

danger wank.

Apr 6 2012 1:31AM

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danger wank indeed

Apr 6 2012 3:18AM

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midwestpowhunter

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Op is testing the waters for his own jerk session

Apr 7 2012 9:57AM

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Loner

haha this is actually legit?

Apr 7 2012 10:26AM

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now its a thread

Apr 7 2012 1:12PM

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Dr.Newschoolers

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no because they can't even spell Wallisch correctly

Apr 7 2012 1:15PM

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you didnt know that if you grip your dick, you can use it like a joystick to ski? Basic life hax guise......

Apr 7 2012 1:42PM

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Insane

I thought there was gonna be a plot twist and he really just didn't have an arm.

Apr 7 2012 1:46PM

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Insane

Crashing with a hard on would be so horrific I don't even want to think about it.

Apr 7 2012 2:02PM

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Crazy Fool

i found a cheatcode

press the head twice, jerk up and pull forward to boost

Apr 7 2012 2:03PM

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I'm not sure i like this kinda of progression in skiing.. I was somewhat alright with triples and future spins from rails but not sure about this whole masturbation thing.

Apr 7 2012 6:24PM

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Ridiculous

check your meter

Apr 7 2012 6:42PM

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No Life

This is on my list now.

Think about it, cuming mid air, nirvana!

Apr 7 2012 7:52PM

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Insane

hahah pretty sure he was just fucking with u

Apr 8 2012 10:21AM

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No Life

So I'm cruising down this catwalk jerking my shit, and some fucking no steeze gaper comes by and just starts watching. At one point I'm sure he licked his lips and mouthed something that wasn't appropriate. Don't you hate it when people do this? Just move along, I'll be done quick. just ask my girlfriend.

Apr 8 2012 12:30PM

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Mega lost

Apr 8 2012 12:40PM

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Crazy Fool

well, you're a party pooper.

Apr 8 2012 12:47PM

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Yeah, it's no big deal really. That kid's an ameteur though... taking care of businness is best done skiing switch so u don't get that draft.

Apr 8 2012 1:00PM

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this thread delivered.

Apr 8 2012 1:03PM

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RoofDaRoofieDogg

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Were there a lot of visible rocks? If there were, it was probably ECB.

Apr 8 2012 2:35PM

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was* fuck my grammer

Apr 8 2012 2:35PM

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Crazy Fool

lolz

Apr 8 2012 2:40PM

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Face shot!!! OH GOD THIS AIN'T SNOW!

Apr 8 2012 2:58PM

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Insane

Danger waaaaaank

Apr 8 2012 3:26PM

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Insane

Maybe penises are more ergenomic than pole grips.

Apr 8 2012 6:12PM

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Insane

HAHAHAH

Apr 8 2012 6:27PM

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It might improve waterproofing. Some of those old G-Suits could seriously use it

Apr 8 2012 7:43PM

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that'd be somewhat uncomfortable to ski with after you finish.

Apr 8 2012 8:13PM

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Ridiculous

Haha this!

Apr 8 2012 8:25PM

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@th1337

incredible

Apr 8 2012 8:29PM

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He's clearly trying to show his superiority over you. I'm very sorry to see you did not react to this at the time. If/when this incident happens to me, I'll be sure to tuck past the aggressor full speed, drop my pants and lay down a hot steamer in his path.

Apr 9 2012 1:04AM

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I heard that's gonna be the controller setup for jiblife.

Apr 9 2012 1:17AM

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how many gnar points is that?

Apr 9 2012 1:26AM

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I guess I wasn't thinking on my toes

Apr 9 2012 10:19AM

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I meant to quote that

Apr 9 2012 10:20AM

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Crazy Fool

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha afterbang?

Apr 9 2012 10:21AM

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Loner

i lost

Apr 9 2012 10:22AM

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Insane

i touched my first boobie on a charlift

Apr 9 2012 10:33AM

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Ridiculous

ha ha, automatic win!

Apr 9 2012 10:35AM

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lol thats awesome if true

Apr 9 2012 11:09AM

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GO DIEGO GO!

Apr 9 2012 12:30PM

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Wannabe

just lost sooo hard....

Apr 9 2012 4:03PM

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Insane

was this before or after specialists discovered that the crotch of your snowpants was 7 inches above the bottom of your jacket?

Apr 9 2012 11:15PM

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