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Asking a girl for birthday sex?

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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
so there's this girl i really like, we hang out all the time. we've hooked up, but we haven't banged. it's my 18th birthday next week. how should i approach her and ask for some birthday lovin' without her getting all pissed off and offended?

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Mar 21 2012 11:10PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
make up some bullshit about wanting to do something special on your birthday with a special girl(her)
Mar 21 2012 11:11PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
just chill with her on your birthday. Let things get steamy, start making out, do all that stupid sappy shit girls love then whisper in her ear 'you never gave me a present' or some dumbass crap like that.

She'll basically spread her legs on command.
Mar 21 2012 11:13PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
send her this

Mar 21 2012 11:14PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
If you ask she will say no cause she will have time to think about it. Make it an in the moment thing
Mar 21 2012 11:15PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
Do this.
Mar 21 2012 11:16PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
yeah, get intimate and then pop the question

if she says no or hesitates be like "welllllll, it is my birthday you know?"


hahaha
Mar 21 2012 11:17PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
asking a girl to have sex is not a good way to get her to have sex with you. just hang out with her on your birthday and put your self in a situation where sex is something that could happen and make your move.
talking usually just fucks it up
Mar 21 2012 11:17PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
if she doesnt fuck you on your birthday, shes a bitch
Mar 21 2012 11:19PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
this woman's logic actually makes sense!
Mar 21 2012 11:21PM
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TheCrap
Posts: 55 - Karma: 13
Winner
Mar 21 2012 11:23PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
1) Hang out with her
2) Get her drunk
3) ????????
4) she pukes on your dick and shits in your bed

No but srsly this is flawless
Mar 21 2012 11:25PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
this.

if she's chill, she'll do you.
Mar 21 2012 11:26PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Buffalo, huh? I lived there once.



My birthday was two weeks ago. I asked for some Birthday sex. No answer until the next morning and all I got was "haha sorry, I didn't get this until now". That's not birthday sex.. That's a fail.

Mar 21 2012 11:26PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
Just tell her, "Don't get offended, but I want birthday sex." And if she doesn't give it to you, she's a real bitch.
Mar 21 2012 11:29PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
So what I've learned from this thread is......If she isn't a slut...she's a bitch.

Okay, I got it now. Word.
Mar 21 2012 11:30PM
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DIX~
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It's simple really
Mar 21 2012 11:31PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
and i hope you found a new girl, that one was a dumb hoe. she honestly thought you would believe that she just got your text the next day...
Mar 21 2012 11:31PM
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CorbinLefebvre
Posts: 175 - Karma: 164
Make it seem like your trying to find a girl whos dtf without making it seem like your trying to get her. If your going out that night, make it so she knows that you want birthday sex, but just not directed to her. Hard to explain just point out your dtf and want birthday sex without it involving her. So like a hint almost.
Mar 21 2012 11:38PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Naw she's not my girl. Just a girl I was occasionally doing the no-pants dance with. I got others.
Mar 21 2012 11:42PM
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hill.dale
Posts: 172 - Karma: 131
You-Do you know it's my birthday? Her-Yes. You-That's consent!
Mar 21 2012 11:42PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
we've been making plans to hang out on my birthday for a while, her roommat will be gone so we'll have her appartment to ourselves for like 2 weeks :D
Mar 21 2012 11:47PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
B~lo in the house. Grew up in springville. And totally true statement btw. +k for you
Mar 22 2012 12:09AM
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WestWoods
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Mar 22 2012 12:13AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
Sounds like a pl
Mar 22 2012 12:16AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,264
At least you make more progress than your bro
Mar 22 2012 12:18AM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
seriously just text her and pretend like ur playing around but she will know whats up. "so girl u gonna let me get that birthday sex?" she will be lyke "omg wat kinda girl u think i am?................I only give birthday blowjobs"
Mar 22 2012 12:23AM
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
be like "just the tip" and start banging her

works 30% of the time everytime!
Mar 22 2012 12:32AM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Obvs you have to warm her up first buddy... then when your dick tells you its the right time. Seize the moment.

tl;dr: Always follow your dick
Mar 22 2012 12:36AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
It's your birthday! If she is happy to have you at her place while her room mate is away, on your birthday, she is definitely dtf. Just tell her to get on her knees....that always goes well.
Mar 22 2012 1:08AM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
threads for pink names input
Mar 22 2012 11:55AM
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feihlination
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i dont believe th pink names in this thread. skepticalhippo.jpg
Mar 22 2012 12:35PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
We might be playing it up a little bit....BUT in all honesty...if a guy told me to 'get on my knees' just like straight up...that wouldn't go down well. UNLESS it was his birthday. I'd probably let it slide then. Honestly.
Mar 22 2012 12:55PM
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tBatt
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Just added Australia to places I would live.
Mar 22 2012 1:02PM
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Anathema
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dont ask. take what's rightfully yours.
Mar 22 2012 1:10PM
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GrabsForFun
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lol
Mar 22 2012 1:13PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
care to explain the difference between hooked up and banged?
Mar 22 2012 1:18PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
this, none of that asking bullshit
Mar 22 2012 1:27PM
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Shasta.purp
Posts: 385 - Karma: 144
its my birthday is tommorow and my lady has already said she is going to give me birthday sex. i didnt even have to ask. :)
Mar 22 2012 1:30PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
badass, bro!
Mar 22 2012 2:04PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Your girlfriend actually wants to have sex with you?
SCOOORRREEEE!
You picked a winner.
Mar 22 2012 2:20PM
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Velocirooster
Posts: 336 - Karma: 38
Dont ask her at all, if you hang out with her on your birthday and you've hooked up before than she knows your into her so if shes down she will come on to you .  If she doesnt come on to you asking her for it probably wont help unless shes like really shy
Mar 22 2012 2:23PM
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.SillyGoose
Posts: 345 - Karma: 96
"Knees, please"
Mar 22 2012 2:38PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
didnt read the thread, but you have no hope if you had to ask an online skiing community for advice.
just tell her you wanna chill with her on your birthday. she will get the picture.
Mar 22 2012 2:41PM
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flooz.
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
spot on
Mar 22 2012 2:55PM
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DIX~
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wow you are so lucky!! I've been dating the wrong girls
Mar 22 2012 3:14PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
who asks for sex??

i dont think ive ever said "ummm, can i have some sex now please".
just take it man.
im not talking aboot rapeing her no.
but if she likes you she likes you.
dont ask, makes you come off as desperate.
Mar 22 2012 4:06PM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15
Just hangout with her and tell her(not ask) it is going down, if she isnt into it then you can just bail and spend your birthday doing what you want.

She asked you to come to her place.. alone.. roommate is gone, don't be idiot what does she have to tell you she is wet, freshly shaved and ready to go?
Mar 22 2012 4:18PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
pee in her butt.
Mar 22 2012 5:01PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Sounds like you got the go-ahead dude!
Mar 22 2012 5:05PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
expected a ridiculous thread, first few answers were actually surprisingly thoughtful

then it got ridiculous
Mar 22 2012 5:10PM
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